WARNING: Really long episode!

Anima: *Come in holding a large shield* Please don't hurt me!

Audience: *Boos and throws Ninja stars and knives and other sharp objects, that were found under their seats*

Anima: I'm SORRY! IceStorm please help me!

IceStorm: It was your fault for not updating...

Anima: *Ninja star goes through shield and next to head* PLEASE!

IceStorm: *sigh* Fiiiiine! *Waves hand into air and freezes all flying sharp objects. Objects fall to floor and shatters* There, happy?

Anima: *Lowers down shield hesitantly* Y-yeah...thanx...I apologize to you all for not updating this show, and for not updating Midnight Raiders, or Misunderstood Melodies yet. Its just that my mother called the school 'cause I was failing two classes(English and Science) and wouldn't let me on the web unless I was looking up ways to finish my essay on civil Liberties...Well I finally finished those essays but my finals are next week! I absolutely hate school! If it wasn't for my friends I'd protest against it!...or not...depends on my mood.

IceStorm: Why are you failing English?

Anima: *Looks down shamefully* Because...I don't do my homework...

IceStorm: Really? Well guess what? You're gonna start doing your homework!

Anima: T_T Y-yes sir!

Devil: *comes in and glares at Anima and IceStorm* Hey Anima. Why is he here? I thought I was your co-host!

Anima: W-well you are, but since you were running late, I asked Ice to help out for a bit...*laughs nervously*hehe...

Devil: You are not on my favorite people list Anima. You sent me to xJadeRainx as her personal slave...I'm going to kill you.

Anima: *Completely ignores threat* Oh Devil how was the trip there? What happened in the crate?

Devil: *blushes and says in a rush* Nothing happened in the crate!

IceStorm: Uh huh. So why Are you blushing?

Devil: *blushes harder* I am not blushing!

Anima: Yes you are! What happened between you and Melody?

Melody: *walks in singing to herself but stops when she sees the three* Oh hi.

Anima: Hi Melody!

Devil: Run!

Melody : Huh? Wh- *gets tackled by Anima*

Anima: What happened in the crate?

Melody: What crate? What are you talkin-*remembers the crate from two and a half months ago* Oh...that crate. Nothing!

IceStorm: She's lying!

Devil: Don't tell them anything! Or I'll swear upon my mother's grave that I will-

Anima: Devil!

Devil: What?

Anima: How dare you swear on your mother's grave?

Devil: I-I um...*bows head shamefully* Sorry...

Anima: *turns her attention back to Melody* What happened?

Melody: *Looks at Devil and their eyes meet and she blushes* Nothing happened!

Leaf: *Walks in with a video recorder* Hey guys.

IceStorm: Hello Prince Leaf.

Leaf: *Shudders* please just call me Leaf. Anyways, why are you attacking my little sister, Anima? Should I be concerned?

Anima: She won't tell me what happened in the crate!

Leaf: I already know what happened in the crate.

Melody & Devil: WHAT?

IceStorm: How?

Leaf: I put a camera into the crate 'cause I thought it'd be interesting to watch what Devil did while hating Anima's guts...it's funny to see Devil in a rampage!

Anima: when did you do that?

Leaf: I have my ways.

Devil: I'll show you rampage if you show that tape!*lounges after Leaf but is stopped by Ice* Let me at him!

Anima: Give me the tape and I shall show it to all of Fanfiction! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

IceStorm: She's a little high on sugar...Leaf give me the tape so I can play it.

Leaf : Sure *hands IceStorm the tape*

IceStorm: *puts tape into a big screen tv*

~Tape~

*Tape shows only the silhouettes of Devil and Melody in a cramped space*

Devil: *growls* Melody you're stepping on my foot!

Melody: *sarcastically* Oh I am sooo sorry my lord. I will try my hardest to destroy these handcuffs with my mind!

Devil: Haha very funny. This is all your fault!

Melody: *scoff* My fault? I'm not the one who handcuffed me to you! That was your fault!

Devil: It's your fault for being there in the first place.

Melody: what kind of logic is that?

Devil: It's not

Melody: Give me another reason.

Devil: *shrugs* It's your fault for being cute.

Melody: how is tha- wait! What?

Devil: What?

Melody: what did you just say?

Devil: What?

Melody: The thing before that!

Devil: It's not?

Melody: In the middle!

Devil: *sighs* Melody you're heavier than you look, I think you really might break my toe.

Melody: To hell with your toe! Now tell me what you said!

Devil: Melody you're heavier than you look, I think you really might break my toe.

Melody: Devil!

Devil: *laughs* I said that it's your fault for being cute! Is that so surprising?

Melody: Coming from you! What is this a joke? Who are you and what have you done with Devil?

Devil: *tone is suddenly serious* You don't believe that I think you're cute?

Melody: Not really...

Devil: Then why would I handcuff you to me, to keep me company?

Melody: I-I...um...uh...Are we falling?

Devil: I think we are.

*Crate falls to a side and Melody falls to Devil's chest*

Devil: Stupid Zombie handlers! They always lose an arm whenever they carry crates.

Melody: I thought the bunnies were bringing us to xJadeRainx...

Devil: They were. That's how the system works. First you are carried by bunnies, then Zombies, and then the UPS people take us...You really are heavier than you look!

Melody: Will you stop making comments about my weight?

*suddenly the crate moves and Melody and Devil are shoved to the other side of the crate*

Devil: Ow...what no label that says 'Fragile' on the damned box?

Melody: You're not exactly fragile...

Devil: Shut up.

Melody: See? You're completely insensitive!

Devil: Shush!

Melody: Make me

*shuffling noises could be heard*

Devil:...

Melody:...

Devil:...

Melody:...

Devil:...Ha! I just made you shut up!

Melody: *sounds a bit dazed* That doesn't count!

Devil: It got you to shut up didn't it?

Melody: We will never speak of this again!

Devil: duh!

Melody: What do we tell xJadeRainx?

Devil: Nothing.

~Suddenly the tape ends~

Anima: Wow Devil...I wonder what happened during those moments of silence?

Devil:...

Anima: Melody?

Melody:...

Anima: *turns to see the two blushing 50 different shades of red* Oh well I won't push it...for now.

Leaf: I can imagine a few things...Dad will not be happy.

Melody: *quietly* you're not going to tell him are you?

Leaf: Nah...I think we can spare Devil's life.

Anima: Devil's life! That reminds me of something!

IceStorrm: What?

Anima: The other day I was cleaning my room and I went through some old stories that i never finished and the Midnight Raiders was in one of them!

IceStorm: Really?

Anima: *nods* I discovered a few things that I had forgotten!

Leaf: Like what?

Anima: The original Devil, was supposed to smoke! In that story, which I called The World Of Luxrel, Devil was skipping school with Rose and he was smoking in front of a jewelry store!

Devil: So I was killing myself from the inside?

Leaf: I can't picture you smoking...

Devil: I've been opposed to it since I was five.

Anima: Oh yeah, and the original Devil had a romantic interest in Rose.

Devil, Melody, & Leaf: WHAT?

Anima: Well I changed it! Plus you were supposed to absolutely hate Leaf!

Devil: I sound like a jerk...

Melody: You are a jerk.

Devil: Not like that Devil.

IceStorm: What else did you find out?

Anima: Well I read something else and I found out that Ryan is from another story where he was a vampire prince! But in that story he wasn't nearly as crazy as he is now...plus he was more...buff in the other story...

Ryan: *pops out of nowhere* I heard that! I am not crazy!

Leaf: Yes you are

Ryan: Shut up Leaf.

Leaf: I don't need to. I have the right to freedom of speech.

Ryan: You won't have that right when you're dead.

Leaf: Then I might as well enjoy it while I still can, huh, Dracula?

Ryan: *Lounges after Leaf and the two begin to fight in a dust cloud*

Devil: *sigh* I'm not breaking that up!

IceStorm: Me either!

Anima: Eh...they'll get tired eventually. Oh and before we say good bye, I would like to let everyone know that there will be an upcoming contest within the next two updates of MM, and the winner will get and OC in MM, that they create! Okay so, bye everyone!

IceStorm: Bye!

Devil: see ya later Gators!

Melody: Remember to Review! Can Alligators even access computers?

Devil: Possibly.

Anima: *to Devil and Melody* So what did happen?

Devil & Melody: *blush and turn their heads away*