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Me: (sips tea) Greetings, comrades. We're here to answer more of your questions and dares.
André: Why are you drinking tea?
Me: Coffee makes me too hyper. (sips more tea) And I've heard it's quite good. Anyway…here's Karly Black again. She says: André, since you're not getting much...I dare you to dress up in a bunny rabbit suit and hop around for 5 minutes singing "I'm a little bunny rabbit! YUM YUM YUM! Carrots are an orange-ish color, nothing could be duller." I'm guessing you guys just LOVE me right now!
Jade: Yeah, she's adorably loveable.
Tori: It's not like she's the one who dared Beck and Cat to kiss.
Jade: Was she the one who asked if he liked any girls before me?
(I check reviews, and nod)
Jade: Yep. Adorable.
Me: Well, congrats, André, more for you!
André: (nervous) Hey, when I said I wanted more, a bunny-rabbit was not in my mind.
Robbie: (sulky) I'm not getting anything.
André: You wanna wear the bunny suit, man?
Robbie: No way, I'm not that desperate for attention yet!
Me: Sinjin, get a bunny-rabbit suit!
(Sinjin brings fluffy pink bunny-rabbit suit. I give it to André)
Sinjin: Can I have some tea?
Me: No! (splashes him with tea, and he runs back to corner)
André: (pushes suit away) I never agreed to this!
Me: Ahem! (I hold up contract)
(André sighs, and goes to change)
Me: While he's gone, let's do Karly Black's other dare: Since Jade found a way around getting Cat and Beck to kiss on the lips the first time...I dare you Beck, to kiss Tori on the LIPS for 12.5 seconds at least! This will be FUN!
Jade: I'm beginning to hate these fans!
Beck: Please, Jade…
(Jade sighs angrily. Beck and Tori get up. They kiss)
Me: Trina, count!
Trina: Why me?!
Me: Do it!
Trina: 1…2…3…4…5…6…7…8…9, I'm bored…10…11—
(Before she hits 12, André comes out, hopping and singing obnoxiously)
André: (singing) I'm a little bunny-rabbit! Yum, yum, yum! Carrots are an orange-ish color, nothing could be duller!
Jade: Sit down, Beck! (yanks Beck down)
Me: But it was only 11—
(I quiet as Jade glowers at me. André's still hopping and singing)
Me: Here is 2nitewepartay's. For Jade: how do you socially destroy people?
Jade: (smiles smugly) Easy. They get on my bad side, I pay someone to spread rumors about them. Really bad rumors too. Then they're humiliated and I'm not blamed.
Cat: That's mean!
Rex: Yeah, but I give her props for cleverness!
Me: Alright then. They also have a dare: For Robbie—
Robbie: Finally!
Me:…I dare you to kiss Jade.
Robbie: Ah, no!
Jade: What is it with you all and kissing people we detest?!
Cat: I don't detest Beck.
(Jade glares at Cat)
Me: Have to do it.
(Jade glares at Beck)
Jade: Aren't you jealous?
Beck: (holding back laughter) Yeah, just boiling over with envy.
(Jade sighs angrily. Robbie nervously goes up to her. He gives her a swift, half-second kiss, and the two sit back down)
Me: Okay, next up is secretman500, who dares Rex and Jade to kiss.
Jade: Wha—?! He's a puppet!
Robbie: That's an offensive term!
Rex: Hey, I'm cool with it.
(Jade growls and kisses Rex on the cheek)
Rex: (mutters) Cheap.
Me: The next dare from secretman500 is for Robbie and Cat to kiss.
(Robbie and Cat look awkwardly at each other. No one says a thing; they just look. Cat claps Robbie on the shoulder and gives him a kiss A/N: similar to the one in Stage Fighting)
Robbie: (happy) That was phenomenal! Wanna meet my parents?
Cat: It was a stage-kiss!
Robbie: Your voice says no, but your eyes say yes.
(Cat sighs, and scoots away from him)
André: (singing) I'm a little bunny-rabbit! Yum, yum, yum! Carrots are an orange-ish color, nothing could be duller! (regular voice) Can I stop?
Me: No, keep going, it amuses me. (giggles)
André: (singing) I'm a little bunny-rabbit…
Me: Final question is ReadingAllAlong's—
Tori: I swear, one more kiss and I'll go nuts!
Beck: It's like they're playing matchmaker.
André: Yeah!
Me: (scolding) André!
André: Yeah, yeah, I got it. (singing) Carrots are an orange-ish color…
Me: The question is for all of you. It is: How do you feel about the parings people write? Examples Cabbie (Cat and Robbie), Bori (Beck and Tori), Tandré (Tori and André), etc.?
Trina: Pairings?
Me: They mean couples.
Jade: Ugh!
Me: So, first off, what do y'all think of Cabbie?
Robbie: (staring at Cat) It's beautiful.
Cat: (rolls eyes) Fine…as a story thing! Not reality!
(Robbie sighs sadly)
André: Can I stop to answer?
Me: Fine, but stay in the suit!
André: (sits) Alright, I think it sounds cool. You guys are nice together.
Tori: Totally agree! From day one!
Beck: Sure.
Jade: Yeah, whatever.
Trina: It's…okay…
Rex: Go for it, dude! When you ever gonna get another chick?
(Robbie stuffs Rex in his backpack, with help from Cat)
Me: What about Bori?
Robbie: It's okay.
Cat: Yeah, it sounds nice.
André: Not diggin' it. (they stare at him) What?
Jade: I for one think it sucks.
Beck: 'Course you do…baby. I think it's okay. (Jade glares at him)
Tori: Um, well, er, it's, well…interesting. (Jade kicks her) Ouch!
Trina: Sounds…boring! Ha ha, get it? Bori? Boring?
(No one laughs with her)
Me: Last but not least…Tandré.
Robbie: Cool.
Cat: Yeah!
Jade: Better than Bori.
Beck: Yeah, it's good-sounding.
Trina: Yup, I like Tandrew too!
Me: Trina, the man's name is André, not Andrew!
Tori: Um…it sounds…interesting?
André: (eyes wide) Interesting?
(silence as we all stare at Tori)
Tori: Um…
Me: Well, then, bebe098 asks: Tori, if you could have any of the girls take your place
in a performance who would it be and why?
Tori: Well, I guess I'd choose…Jade.
(gasps)
Trina: What?! I have way more talent than her! Besides, I'm your sister!
Cat: I thought you were my friend!
Tori: I am! It's just…Trina, sorry, but you have no talent.
Trina: (gasps) Um, are you blind?
Tori: No. And Cat, you're too…nutty.
Cat: (cries) I'm sorry!
Jade: At least you're smart if not talented, Vega.
Tori: Thanks! (pause) Wait, hey!
Me: Okay, that's all we have for today! In the next chapter, we'll do the performances you all dared—
Beck: Why not now?
Me: I'm lazy, and I like cliffhangers. So, anyhow, we'll do those, and any new ones we get! Until next time!
Trina: And I do have talent!
Me: Get away from the camera!
Don't worry those who reviwed on Chap 2 and didn't get answered: it takes too much research and I'm going to bed soon, so I'll do it next chap. Sorry! BTW, can you all (except for the Romeo & Juliet) tell me where I can find scripts???