Final chapter by SimonAndJeanetteAreBeast /3 if you liked this so far, go read her other stories!
Me: Hey, fans! Wow, you all give such wicked cool dares and questions! And we're answering them all!
Cat: Yay! I love answering stuff, it's so cool!
Me: Right, Cat, right…alltimlow777 wants to ask Jade: If you had to be stuck on a desert island with one of the guys (no Beck) and one of the girls, who would it be and why?
Jade: Well, since there's no Beck, I'd pick André and…ugh, Trina.
Me: Really?
Jade: Yeah. André could entertain me with piano-playing and Trina…well, I don't hate her like I do Tori and she's not too crazy like Cat.
Me: (shrugs) Hmm…okay. Boris Yeltsin asks: Is anybody allergic to anything?
Trina: Apparently, I'm allergic to Chinese food because it made my tongue swell and I taffed lie tis!
Me: Anyone else?
(Sinjin walks up)
Sinjin: I'm allergic to puppies and fruit.
Me: Back in corner! (he goes) By the way, secretman500, Sinjin is the weird guy who put chewed-up food on his locker and loves disco and vibrating hairbrushes. He's got big ol' glasses and a reddish-blonde afro. Okay, now that that's cleared up: here is Karly Black.
André: Oh, no! Not the girl who emotionally scarred me!
Me: Yes! Now: AWWWWWWW! Jade complimented me!...I think? It's hard to tell when Jade is complimenting someone...I feel all fuzzy inside! And because of that...I dare Jade to kiss Beck on the lips for at least 5 seconds! Doubt she's gonna disagree at all...
Jade: Nope! Love you, by the way, Karly Black or whatever.
(Jade kisses Beck for 5…okay 15 seconds)
Tori: Guys, it's not a make-out session!
(they pull apart, Jade looking smug)
Me: Continuing: AWESOME! I emotionally scarred one of the Victorious people! COOL! THE DOORS ARE LOCKED!
Robbie: She sounds kind of…insane.
Me: Hey, aren't we all?
(Robbie shrugs)
Me: Moving on!: Okay...you know how earlier I was all nice to Jade? Yeah...well NOW I dare Beck to kiss Jade, Tori, Trina, and Cat and say who kisses the best into a recorder with Jade OUT of the room, but NO ONE will hear it!
Beck: Okay, why does everyone want me to kiss someone?
Me: Don't ask me! Now…go.
(Beck kisses Jade, then Trina, then Cat, and finally Tori. I send Jade out of the room, and Sinjin gets me a recorder)
Me: Here you go, Beck boy.
(He whispers into it. No one hears. Jade comes back in)
Me: Alright then, let's press play—
Beck: Wait, huh?
Me: Karly Black said to play it. Now…
(I press play. It says in Beck's voice "Cat")
Jade: I don't believe it! Beck!
Beck: Hey, calm down! You're still my favorite gal.
Jade: I better be.
Me: Ugh, no relationship problems, please! Anyway, KB's final dare: And a dare for...TORI! I dare you to take a dare from Jade and do it no matter
WHAT it is! And if Jade bodily harms you Tori...SORRY!
Tori: Well, that wasn't very sympathetic!
Jade: This'll be fun…I dare you to—
Tori: Wait, no!
Me: Yes, Tori, I am sorry.
Jade: I dare you to put a hook on your back and you'll be hoisted into the air every time you talk!
Tori: But I...she can't…I don't…please, I…what?!
Me: Sinjin—!
Sinjin: On it! (he takes a hook and puts it on Tori's shirt)
Tori: Do we really have to—(she is pulled up fast) AACK!
Cat: (laughs) Hey, you look funny!
Me: Okay, secretman500 dares Trina to sing to make a glass cup break.
(Sinjin places a glass cup on a table by Trina. She stands, smiling)
Trina: (singing) When I make it shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine! (glass breaks, and everyone claps)
Me: Great, Trina! Okay, next dare: Rex, I dare you to break dance.
Rex: I can dig it. (Robbie places him on the ground and twists him around oddly)
Me: Um…cool? Yeah, so: Tori, sit in André's lap.
Tori: But I'm—(hoisted up again) AAAAAA, attached to this!
Me: Well, sit in his lap! You'll just be lifted once you talk.
(Tori rolls her eyes. She's gently settled into André's lap)
Me: Final dare: Jade, since I'm nice, kiss Beck on the lips for 15.8 seconds.
(Jade happily kisses Beck. The two pull apart after 15 seconds)
Me: Oops, not final dare: Jade, I dare you to I Got a Feeling by the Black-eyed Peas.
(Jade is handed microphone and spotlight is shined on her)
Jade: (singing) I got a feeling that tonight's gonna be a good night,
that tonight's gonna be a good night,
that tonight's gonna be a good, good night whoo-hoo! Tonight's the night, night! Let's live it up! I got my money! Let's spend it up! Go out and smash it
like, oh my gosh! Jump off that sofa! Let's get, get up! I know that we'll have a ball
if we get down
and go out
and just lose it all! I feel stressed out,
I wanna let it go!
Let's go way out, spaced out,
and losing all control! Fill up my cup!
Mazeltov! Look at her dancing!
Just take it off!
Let's paint the town! We'll shut it down! Let's burn the roof
and then we'll do it again! Let's do it and do it and do it 1
and do it and do it 2
and do it and do it and live it 3
up and do it, do it
4 do it, do it, and do it 5
and do it and do it and do it 6
and do it and do it and 7 I gotta feeling that tonight's gonna be a good night,
that tonight's gonna be a good night
that tonight's gonna be a good good night!
(everyone claps. She sits)
Me: Okay, they'd like to know: André do you like Tori?
André: (agitatedly) Um, well…yeah, she's an…awesome friend.
Me: I don't think "friend"—
André: Next question! (steals my laptop) Alright, Robbie, why do you ask Cat to see your parents?
Robbie: Because I want my parents to know what girl I'm dating—
Cat: But we aren't dating!
André: Which leads to another question—(I get my laptop back)
Me: Thank you. The next question is alltimelow's, asking Cat: Why won't you date Robbie?
Cat: So what if I don't date him?! I only like him as a friend, I'm not ready for a relationship! Why are you all yelling at me?! (she hides under her chair)
Me: Cat…never mind. Okay, they have a dare for you, Jade: I dare her to be nice to EVERYONE for the whole chapter.
Jade: Well, this chap is almost up, ha ha!
Me: Then be nice to everyone in the next chap, ha ha!
(She growls, and I, afraid, move away)
Me: Alright, Boris Yeltsin has another acting dare: I dare the cast to act out the Spam sketch from Monty Python.
Tori: Can I get off—(she is pulled up again)—this stupid, frickin' thing to act?!
Me: No. Just be careful.
Jade: Yeah, Tori, be careful.
(Sinjin sets up a table, and everyone gets into costumes)
Beck: (actor voice) You sit here, dear. (pulls chair from table)
Jade: (actor voice) All right.
(Tori "walks" up)
Beck: Morning!
Tori: (actor voice) Morn—(she is pulled a little higher)—ing!
Beck: Well, what've you got?
Tori: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg, sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg, bacon and spam; egg bacon, sausage, and spam; spam, bacon, sausage, and spam; spam, egg, spam, spam, bacon, and spam; spam, sausage, spam, spam, bacon, spam, tomato, and spam…
Vikings: (A/N: Robbie, Trina, Cat, André) Spam, spam, spam, spam...
Tori: ...spam, spam, spam, egg, and spam; spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam...
Vikings: Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Tori: ...or Lobster Thermidor, a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy, and with a fried egg on top, and spam.
Jade: Have you got anything without spam?
Tori: Well, there's spam, egg, sausage, and spam. That's not got much spam in it.
Jade: I don't want any spam!
Beck: Why can't she have egg, bacon, spam, and sausage?
Jade: THAT'S got spam in it!
Beck: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam, egg, sausage, and spam, has it?
Vikings: Spam, spam, spam, spam...
Jade: Could you do the egg, bacon, spam, and sausage without the spam then?
Tori: Urgh!
Jade: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Tori: (to Vikings) Shut up!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Tori: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg, bacon, spam, and sausage without the spam.
Jade: I don't like spam!
Beck: Shh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam, and spam!
Vikings: Spam, spam, spam, spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Tori: Shut up! Baked beans are off.
Beck: Well, could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?
Tori: You mean spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam—
Vikings: Spam ,spam, spam, spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam, spam, spam, spam!
(I clap as they end. They all sit)
Me: Okay, two more questions and we are done.
Jade: Hallelujah!
Me: ReadingAllAlong's asks Jade: Have you ever
liked/loved/kissed anybody before Beck?
Jade: Well, I've kissed a few guys and liked a few guys before him, but never loved. Love's too…too deep for me.
Robbie: Wow, deep words there, Jade.
(She nods)
Me: Final question from ImaginationBuilder: Jade, wveryone says your mean, angry and aggressive; but have you really ever
destroy someone socially? How so? Or do you just say that for fun to show your
coolness?
Jade: I have socially destroyed someone. In fact, I've done it to five people. Now they're all nerds.
Robbie: Yeah! (snorts. We all stare at him) What?
Me: Okay, that is all! We hope we answered your questions! Check out my other stories if you have the time! I'm planning on taking breaks from this, because it's too time-consuming. I'll still update it, but not like every minute. And please be calm with the dares and questions: it's causing me a lot of stress because I don't want it my #1 priority. I need to concentrate on other stuff too, so I'm not so stressed out. I can't afford to be. Bye!