ok first chapter that i'm writing...lets see how this goes...
Me: Ok guys! This story is under new management!
Cat: Ooo who is it?
Me: Well...its me. Or better known as alltimelow777.
Jade: So you were the one who dared Cat and Beck to kiss? *says angrily*
Me: Um....yea.
Jade: *starts attacking*
Me: OW! SINJIN! GET THE TAZER!
Sinjin: ON IT! *grabs tazer and hands it to me*
Me: BACK OFF OR I WILL TAZE YOU!
Jade: Fine, fine...geez.
Me: OK...first question is too all of you by Karly Black and she asks: Seddie or Creddie? And if you guys don't know what it means, its pairing names for the iCarly kids. Seddie is Sam/Freddie, and Creddie is Carly/Freddie.
Tori: Oh, in that case, Creddie.
Trina: Seddie
Andre: Creddie
Rex: Creddie
Jade: Seddie, cuz Sam's all violent and stuff. Cooler than Carly.
Cat: Um...Seddie.
Beck: Seddie. Carly's a wuss.
Robbie: Seddie, for sure.
Me: That everyone? Ooo tough luck Tori, Andre, and Rex. Please come stand in the middle of our circle.
Tori: Um...OK?
Andre: I'm scared...
Rex: Come on Robbie! Just put me down there!
Robbie: OK, OK!
Me: Ok now...have fun! *pulls lever causing strawberry milkshake, old fish, cat food, and fruit snacks all mixed up to rain down onto Tori, Andre, and Rex.
Tori: AAAH! Was this a part of the dare?
Me: Um...possibly.
Jade: *laughing uncontrollably*
Andre: Not cool.
Rex: Not cool at all!
Me: Moving on...we have a dare from Boris Yeltsin: Have Jade drink some root beer.
Jade: That's it? They must be losing their touch...
Me: *hands root beer to Jade* Drink up!
Jade *drinks root beer* Aaah...good stuff.
Me: Oooo by the way....it had sleeping pills in it.
Jade: What do you m- *falls over onto Beck, fast asleep*
Me: Well...Jade's useless now. Anyways, almost done! 2 more dares left! Next one is from the former author, SimonAndJeanetteAreBest! and she says: Have them play a game of Quidditch (Boys will be Slytherin and Girls will be Gryffindor.) Do you guys all know how to play?
Everyone: Yeah...
Me: Good! Sinjin! Get broomsticks, Quaffles, Bludgers, and the Snitch!
Sinjin: Got 'em.
Me: Good, good! Now...Jade's useless since she's knocked out, and Rex can't play either, so the teams are even. OK on the Slytherin Team, Andre will be Beater, Beck will be Chaser/Seeker, and Robbie will be the Keeper.
Beck: Why do I get two jobs?
Me: Cuz I said so. Now, on the Gryffindor team, Cat will be the Seeker/Chaser, Tori will be the Beater, and Trina will be the Keeper. Got it?
Everyone: I guess...
Me: Good! Let's play!
Tori: You guys are going down!
Andre: What makes you say that?
Tori: Just...look.
Robbie: Whoa! *falls off broom*
Andre: ...Oh...I see. Well let's just start!
Cat: AAAH! *Bludger flies toward her face*
Tori: YAAAAR! *smacks Bludger over at Andre*
Andre: OW! *falls off*
Me: Well...this game won't last long...seeing that the Griffyndor has all their players, while Slytherin only has 1 member left.
Girls: *narrow eyes at Beck*
Beck: *gulps*
Cat: *flies with Quaffle* *throws Quaffle*
Me: 10 POINTS FOR GRIFFYNDOR!
Girls: WOOHOO!
Trina: *flies away*
Tori: Um...Trina? Where are you going?
Trina: I see something shiny flying around there *grabs shiny object* GOT IT!
Me: AND TRINA VEGA HAS THE SNITCH! GRIFFYNDOR WINS!
Girls: YAAY!
Guys: Aw...
Me: OK OK moving on! hmm...lets see..next dare/question is from- Oh hi Jade. Glad to see your awake.
Jade: Yeah, yeah. Whatever.
Me: Anyways, next question/dare is from Fresh-Highlighters: If you were locked in the Blackbox Theater for 24 hours with one other person who would you pick that wouldn't drive you insane?
Tori: Andre!
Andre: Beck.
Trina: Tori.
Jade: Beck. Duh.
Beck: Jade. Who else?
Cat: Tori.
Robbie: Cat.
Rex: Tori. She's hot.
Me: Well...OK then...next one is from Secret Identity: How many times did it take you all to pass the Bird Scene. Tori, we all know how long it took for you, so you don't get to answer.
Tori: Oh okay. A break then. Yay!
Jade: Only took me one time. I'm partly the reason Sikowitz is the way he is now.
Beck: It took me two times.
Cat: One time!
Tori: Really? Only one time?
Jade: What else did you expect?
Tori: What do you mean?
Jade: Just watch. Hey, Cat!
Cat: Hey, Jade.
Jade: You failed the Bird Scene.
Cat: WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? I DID NOT!
Jade: Exibit A.
Me: MOVING ON! Robbie?
Robbie: 4 times. I was trying too hard.
Me: OK, that everyone? Rex, you didn't take the test. So whatever. Anyways, I think that's all the dares we have for now. If I didn't answer your dare, please leave a review this chapter with your dare. See ya until next time!
