Me: Welcome back everyone!
Cat: What do you mean? It's only been like...an hour.
Me: Not you Cat! The people reading the story!
Cat: Oh okay...that makes sense then.
Jade: So what kind of torture do you have in mind for us now?
Me: Hey! I was gonna let you kiss Beck at the end, but your attitude is gonna cost you!
Jade: Fine. Oh boy! I wonder what we get to do!
Me: I don't appreciate the sarcasm, but...better. Now, we only have one dare for you guys right now, so I'm gonna wing it, and give you all a random dare I pull out of my hat!
Robbie: Um...what hat?
Me: SINJIN! I NEED MY HAT!
Sinjin: Right here! *hands me bowler hat*
Me: Thank you. Here's a cookie.
Sinjin: Yay! *walks away*
Me: Now, the first dare is for Tori, Andre, and Rex. The rest of you...go get some ice cream.
Cat: Yay I love ice cream!
Me: Not you Cat. You stay and help.
Cat: Aw! Whyyyy?
Me: Cuz I'll by you ice cream everyday for the next year if you do.
Cat: YAAAY! Okay, I'll help.
Me: OK! Robbie, Beck, and Jade. Go!
Beck: Okay...I'm confused...
Me: Okay, now that they're gone, let's get down to buisness...SINJIN! SHACKLES!
Sinjin: *hands me shackles*
Me: Duct tape!
Sinjin: *hands me duct tape*
Tori: W-What's going on?
Andre: Yeah, this seems like a load of chiz!
Rex: ...I'm scared!
Me: *shackles them to chairs, and duct tapes their eyes open* Now...one last thing...Sinjin! Bring me the iKiss episode of iCarly! And a TV!
Sinjin: *Brings large TV with the episode inside*
Rex, Andre, and Tori: OH NOOOO!
Me: Oh yes! And you can thank former author SimonAndJeanetteAreBest for this one!
Tori: Curse you!
Me: Too late for that! *Starts episode*
Sam: Well...lean.
*kiss kiss kiss*
Andre, Tori, and Rex: GAAAAH NOOOOOO!
*replays over and over and over!*
Andre: MAKE IT STOP! PLEASE! DEAR LORD!
Tori: I FEEL THE RUE! STOP IT...HAVE MERCY ON MY SOUL!
Rex: CHIZ! PURE CHIZ! AAH MY EYES!
Me: *turns off TV* Okay guys, come on back in here!
Cat: What was the point of me staying? I just stood here.
Me: Hmm...good point...
Cat: Aw...hmm...hey Jade...
Jade: *licks ice cream cone* Yeah?
Cat: *Grabs cone and runs*
Jade: *Looks at empty hand, then at Cat's running form, then her hand again* Um...sure...have a lick...
Me: Cat, sit down! We have a question for you!
Cat: Yay I love questions!
Me: Okay, it's from SimonAndJeanetteAreBest again. What's your natural hair color?
Cat: Its a dark brown color. Like the same color as Robbie's.
Me: Okay! Now, we got another dare in! It's from DariousWOW. They want Andre and Cat to exchange wedding vows, then share a 23 second stage kiss.
Tori and Robbie: WHAT?
Andre: Mmmkay. Come on, Little Red.
Cat: Coming, Andre.
(AN: I'm just gonna make this up as I go along...don't hate me)
Me: Cat Valentine. Do you vow to take Andre Harris as your lawfully wedded husband, for better or for worse, in sickness and in health, as long as you both shall live?
Cat: I do.
Me: Andre Harris. Do you vow to take Cat Valentine as your lawfully wedded wife, for better or for worse, in sickness and in health, as long as you both shall live?
Andre: I do.
Me: I now pronounce you man and wife. You may kiss the bride.
Cat and Andre: *Stage-Kiss for 23 seconds*
Tori: *Grabs Andre and pulls him down*
Andre: Dang, girl! Jealous?
Tori: NO!
Andre: Okay, okay! Geez!
Me: Okay...moving on now...now we have a dare from 2nitewepartay: Have Jade kiss Cat on the cheek.
Jade: What. The. Hell. Why do you all hate me?
Cat: Why do I have to kiss everyone? My lips hurt!
Me: Suck it up! Jade...go on. Remember: What happens in here, stays in here! Unless its really good...
Jade: Fine. Cat, get over here!
Cat: NOOO! *runs around in a circle*
Jade: Ugh! Do I have to chase her?
Me: Yes. I'm too lazy to get up. So...go.
Jade: *gets up and runs after Cat*
Cat: NOO! MY JELLYBEANS!
Jade: Just...hold still...for a second!
Cat: Make me!
Jade: *catches Cat*
Me: Good job, Jade! Now, kiss her cheek!
Cat: *squirms around*
Jade: *tries to kiss Cat's cheek*
Me: *looks to reader* This. Will be good. Trust me. (AN: IF YOU DON'T LIKE YURI, DON'T READ THE NEXT PART! I'LL LET YOU KNOW WHEN ITS OK)
Jade: *accidentally kisses Cat's lips*
Me: Oh. My. God.
Andre: Okay...that was hot!
Robbie: Your telling me!
Beck: They have got to do that more often.
Cat: *pulls away* *blushes*
Jade: *blushes*
Me: Um...moving on...by the way...if you kiss someone without being dared to, its an automatic dare that I choose for you!
Robbie: I'm not scared of you!
Me: Really? Prove it.
Robbie: Fine. I will! *grabs Cat and kisses her*
Cat: ROBBIE! What was that for?
Me: ROBBIE! I think Rex has a spot on his shirt...
Robbie: Really? I don't see one...
Me: Here. Let me see him. I'll get the stain out...
Robbie: Oh okay. Here *hands me Rex*
Me: Thaaanks...*throws Rex backwards into the woodchipper*
Robbie: NOOOO! REX! NOOOO! *gets in fetal position*
Me: Well...that's all we have time for...until next time! Say bye everyone!
Tori: See ya.
Andre: Later.
Cat: Still blushing from her 3 kisses this round.
Jade: Still blushing from her kiss with Cat.
Robbie: NOOO REX!
Beck: In shock from the Jade and Cat kiss.
Trina: I feel ignored. SOMEONE DARE ME!
Rex: ...
Me: REVIEW WITH DARES AND QUESTIONS!
Me: Oh wait! We aren't done here!
Everyone: We aren't?
Me: Nope! I thought I had answered every question...but I completely missed one by SimonAndJeanetteAreBeast. She has one for Cat and Robbie.
Cat: Okay...
Robbie: Yay! At least I still have Cat...
Cat: Um...
Me: OKAY! Now...everytime we see you guys at school, something that has to do with dating happens between you two. Why is that?
Cat: What do you mean?
Me: Well...the whole no prom date...Rex/Robbie not hitting on Cat...the kiss...and of course Mamaw and her thinking you all are dating. What's the deal?
Cat: *looks at Robbie*
Robbie: *looks at Cat*
Tori: Okay...So what is it?
Robbie: I like her. Duh. Isn't it obvious.
Cat: And I like him. I also find it to be obvious.
Everyone else: WHOA!
Cat: We have been dating for 6 months.
Andre: Whoa! 6 months? And we never noticed?
Robbie: We were careful!
Me: Okay, now that's all time we have! I have to go eat dinner...so...yes still, review!