ok guys. sorry if i didn't do your dare last time. (: i'm on the review list now, so i'll make sure to get your dare or question. If i redo one by accident, i'm sorry lol. here goes chapter 8!
Me: Welcome back!
Jade: Woo.
Me: ...Okay then...say hi everyone!
Tori: Hey!
Trina: Hello.
Andre: Hi.
Beck. Sup?
Cat: HIII!
Jade: Rash.
Robbie: I miss Rex...
Me: Yes. Rex is with us no more. Oops...anyways first dare/question! Karly Black asks-
Jade: Oh great. The crazy girl.
Me: Shush Jade. Or I'll dare Beck to move on the other side of the room, inbetween Cat and Tori!
Jade: Shutting up now...
Me: Good. Anyways, Karly Black has a dare for....Cat.
Cat: Oh boy! I love dares.
Me: Okay. Go make Beck strawberry lemonade.
Jade: Is that supposed to be like...a sexual term?
Me: No Jade. It's lemonade with a hint of strawberry flavor in it.
Jade: Oh. Then go ahead.
Me: Here, Cat...let me "help" you.
Cat: Okay!
*we go off in the corner with supplies*
Me: Here! Put this in it! *hands Cat magiv love potion*
Cat: What is it?
Me: Um...secret stuff.
Cat: Oh okay. *puts potion in drink*
Me: Now...go give it to Beck!
Cat: Okay! *hands lemonade to Beck*
Beck: Um...thanks. *drinks lemonade*
Me: Muahahahaha. By the way...it has a magic love potion in it.
Jade: WHAT? WHO WILL HE FALL IN LOVE WITH?
Me: The girl who gave him the drink.
Beck: Whoa! Heyyy Cat! *waggles eyebrows*
Jade. *gritted teeth* Cat. You BETTER not do anything!
Cat: WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
Jade: Good.
Me: Moving on...here's a series of questions from bebe098!
Jade: Joy.
Beck: Cat has pretty eyes.
Cat: Um...thanks?
Me: Anyways...question 1 is for Jade! Who is a better kisser? Beck, Robbie, or Cat?
Jade: What the hell? Beck!
Robbie: Gee thanks Jade! Now I feel complete!
Jade: You should.
Cat: I THOUGHT WE WERE BEST FRIENDS FOREVER!
Jade: Cat. I can hardly stand you. You're insane. But you are pretty cool. So...yeah.
Cat: Oh. Okay thanks!
Me: NEXT QUESTION FROM bebe098! Beck-If Jade dumped you, which girl would you go out with?
Beck: Who's Jade? I only know Cat!
Jade: *eye twitches* What? I'M YOUR GIRLFRIEND!
Beck: NO! CAT IS!
Robbie: CAT'S MY GIRLFRIEND!
Cat: YEAH! I'M NOT DATING BECK! EEWW!
Jade: WHAT'S WRONG WITH BECK!
Cat; AAAAHHH!
Me: GUYS! DON'T MAKE ME GET KARLY BLACK!
Everyone: *shuts up abruptly*
Me: Now. Next question. For Cat.
Cat: Yay!
Me: Who's a better kisser, Beck or Robbie?
Cat: Beck. He's had way more expierience!
Robbie: CAT! That's it! We're through!
Cat: ...Okay?
Me: MOVING ON ONCE MORE! Last question goes to Robbie: When is Rex's funeral?
Robbie: Tomorrow. 7:00 sharp. Be there.
Me: Um...no. Anyways, next dare/question goes to...Tori and Andre!
Andre: What we got to do?
Me: Well, its from Mystapleza, and they want Andre to propose to Tori, Tori must answer.
Andre: Um...okay?
Me: AAANDD....ACTION!
Andre: Tori Vega, I've known you for a while now, and I can't stop thinking about you. I have but one question to ask you: Will you marry me?
Tori: YES YES A THOUSAND TIMES YES!
Tori and Andre: *hugs*
Me: Aww...next question/dare! To Tori again! Same person!
Tori: Shoot!
Me: Did you notice the loving way Andre was staring at you when he was playing music for Trina's Birthweek Song?
Tori: ...No I didn't...
Me: Lets move on before it gets awkward...again.
Me: Next...from ElizaKate: Have Beck and Tori kiss, but only a peck.
Jade: *gritted teeth* At least its only a peck.
Me: Well...get at it you two!
Beck: *gets up, along with Tori, and kisses her for half a second*
Me: Aw...moving on. ElizaKate has a 2nd dare.
Jade: Oh boy!
Me: Oh don't worry, Jade! It's a good dare.
Cat: Oooh what is it?
Me: Have Beck and Tori kiss for 30 seconds. Oh, and she just can't wait to see your reaction Jade!
Jade: *picks up laptop. Throws it across room*
Sinjin: *catches laptop. hands it back to me*
Me: Thank you! Move along now!
Jade: *sighs* Why can't my life work out for once?
Me: Don't worry. I'm sure there will be a good dare for you sometime...well get on with it Beck and Tori.
Tori: *smirks at Jade, grabs Beck, and kisses him roughly*
Beck: *sits there awkwardly*
Me: Aaaaaand...TIME! You guys can stop now.
Tori: *continues kissing Beck*
Beck: *pulls away quickly, and runs and kisses Jade*
Me: Really people? We need to move on!
Jade: *pulls away from Beck* Okay, okay...lets go.
Me: Question from secretman500 to Cat and Robbie!
Cat: Ugh...
Robbie: Whatever...
Me: Um, awkward much? Anyways, how did you guys start dating?
Robbie: After our stage kiss, I asked her out, and promised if she accepted I wouldn't go overboard.
Cat: And I did. But now, we're not together, so whatever.
Me: Okay...next...SecretIdentity wants to know: Why did Cat dye her hair red?
Cat: Cuz I wanted it to look like red velvet cupcakes! My favorite!
Me: Very lovely, Cat. Next is from Boris Yeltsin: Have Trina drink some coffee.
Trina; Finally! A dare for me! Not a very good one...but I do love coffee!
Me: SINIJIN! BRING ME A COFFEE!
Sinjin: Here you go! You know, Jade...I'm smarter than Beck...and I was just wondering if you wou-
Jade: 5, 4, 3, 2 *Sinjin runs away*
Me: Let me make sure its warm enough...*subtly drops sleeping pill in coffee*
Tori: I SAW THAT! TRINA, DON'T DRI- *I duct tape her mouth shut*
Tori: MMMMMMMMMMM MMM MMMMM!
Me: Don't listen to her, Trina. Enjoy!
Trina: Thanks! *drinks coffee*
Me: 5, 4, 3, 2, 1!
Trina: *passes out*
Me: NEXT! 2nitewepartay: Have Andre and Tori do this scene from Hello, Dolly!
Me: *hands them scripts*
Andre: Cool. Okay. Not that bad.
Tori: MMMM MM MMM!
Me: Oh right. Here. *rips duct tape from Tori's mouth*
Tori: Thank you!...OWOOWOWOWOWOWOW! That hurt!
Jade: *laughing*
Me: Get at it you two! We don't have that much time!
Tori/Dolly: No, Mr. Vandergelder, it's too dangerous!
Andre/Mr. Vandergelder: No man who hides in lady's closets can frighten me! Stand aside.
Tori/Dolly: No man indeed! Why, I can see you'd make short work of any man, those muscles! I can see them now, rippling back and forth under your coat. Ripple ripple ripple.
Jade: Lovely...Just lovely.
Cat: Pretty!
Beck: Heh heh...ripple.
Me: Oh she has a truth for you Beck! What rules weren't you following under your parent's roof?
Beck: Why don't you tell them, Jade?
Jade: Okay...Beck's parents didn't like me. At all.
Tori: Shocker.
Jade: Shut the hell up, Vega! Anyways, they said for him to either dump me, or get out, and he chose to get an RV to live in, so he can still stay with me.
Me: Aw...touching story. Next is from Karly Black: Have Tori sing a Taylor Swift song.
Tori: OOH I love her! Which song?
Me: It said any, but she really wants it to be...The Way I Loved You.
Tori: Okay, I know that one.
Me: Then begin.
Tori:He is sensible and so incredible
And all my single friends are jealous.
He says everything I need to hear
And it's like I couldn't ask for anything better.
He opens up my door and
I get into his car and he says
you look beautiful tonight.
And I feel perfectly fine.
[Chorus:]
But I miss screamin' and fightin' and kissin' in the rain
and its 2am and I'm cursin' your name.
You're so in love that you act insane
and that's the way I loved you.
Breakin' down and comin' undone
it's a roller coaster kinda rush.
And I never knew I could feel that much.
And that's the way I loved you.
He respects my space
And never makes me wait
And he calls exactly when he says he will.
He's close to my mother
Talks business with my father.
He's charming and endearing
And I'm comfortable.
But I miss screamin' and fightin' and kissin' in the rain
And it's 2am and I'm cursin' your name.
You're so in love that you act insane
And that's the way I loved you.
Breakin' down and comin' undone
It's a roller coaster kinda rush.
And I never knew I could feel that much.
And that's the way I loved you.
He can't see the smile I'm fakin'.
And my hearts not breakin'
Cause I'm not feelin' anything at all.
And you were wild and crazy.
Just so frustrating, intoxicating, complicated,
got away like some mistake.
And now I,
I miss screamin', and fightin', and kissin' in the rain
it's 2am and I'm cursin' your name.
I'm so in love that I acted insane.
And that's the way I loved you.
Breakin' down and comin' undone
it's a roller coaster kinda rush.
And I never knew I could feel that much.
And that's the way I loved you.
And that's the way I loved you.
Never knew I could feel that much.
And that's the way I loved you.
Me: Is it just me, or did you all notice how Tori was staring at Beck the while time?
Jade: *grabs knife and stabs Tori over and over*
Beck: JADE! WHAT THE HELL?
Cat: TeeHee! It matches my hair!
Robbie: *looks at Cat and sighs heavily*
Trina: NO TORI! DON'T BLEED ON MY BAZEETI BOOTS!
Me: Well...*crosses Tori off of player list*
Me: Moving on I suppose...
Jade: *breathes heavily*
Me: *scoots chair away from Jade* Next is from CuttieGirll57: Have Trina and Andre kiss.
Trina: Who's Andre?
Andre: I am!
Trina: Oh. Okay then! *kisses Andre*
Andre: *under his breath* Well, she's good at one thing....
Me: Wow. She has a question as well. Jade, how do you REALLY feel about Tori?
Jade: I hate her damn guts! Can you not tell? *points to Tori's dead body*
Me: Um...lovely...anyways. Next is from read-a-holic545: Have Beck dance to I'm Too Sexy.
Jade: Finally! A dare I can get something out of.
Me: Oh, and Jade, you can't be in the room while he does.
Jade: Fuck my life!
Me: Oh Jade! You kidder!
Jade: *holds up knife again*
Me: Um...I'm scared...Jade, please get out. It won't be the whole song if you go. Now.
Jade: *stalks out*
Beck: Um...I guess I'm on?
Me: Yes. Yes you are. *hits button on radio, music starts*
I'm, too sexy for my shirt
Too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it huuuurts!
Beck: *rips off shirt*
Tori: *comes back to life, and is staring at Beck's abs*
Jade: *runs in, stabs Tori again, runs out*
Tori: *dead*
Me: Okay, that's it. Jade, you can come back in!
Jade: Finally!
Me: Lets get on with it! I've been writing this forever! Only a few more dares left! Okay, ElizaKate has a question for Beck.
Beck: Shoot.
Me: Did you enjoy the alphabet kiss with Tori?
Beck: Ew! No! I bet Sinjin kisses better!
Sinjin: Wanna find out?
Jade: Back off!
Me: OKAY AWKWARDLY NASTY!
Me: Let's just finish...Gina Maxwell: Robbie, will you marry me?
Cat: NO HE WON'T!
Robbie: Um...isn't that my choice, Cat?
Cat: Yeah...I guess.
Robbie: Thank you. Sorry, but I like someone else.
Me: Aw. Sorry Gina! Next! willow626 has dares that involve Tori, so, Cat, will you take her place?
Cat: Sure!
Me: Great. Dares are: Have Jade and Cat hug for 35.78 seconds.
Jade: Ugh.
Me: Be happy Tori died, hun. It was supposed to be her and you hugging!
Jade: Oh. In that case, yay!
Me: Get on with it you two!
Jade/Cat: *hug awkwardly*
Me: AAAAAAND time!
Jade/Cat: *pull away*
Me: Aaww! How cute! Now, for her next dare. Jade, dump a bucket of squid on me. Cat, put on this $500 dress.
Jade: My pleasure! *dumps squid on me*
Me: Gross!
Cat: Ready!
Robbie: *stares at Cat, drooling*
Cat: *blushes*
Me: Okay Cat! We have to hug..
Cat: Okay...
Me/Cat: *hug*
Cat: MY DRESS!
Me: Yeah...sorry about that...
Me: Let's just sit back down.
Cat: Okay! *takes my seat next to Jade*
Me: Um...okay then. *sits by Trina*
Me: Next! Oh wait...he's dead...anyways. Next! From TWLOHA Girl 4 Life: Beck, name 5 things you like about Cat.
Beck: Um..okay. Her hair, her voice, her acting, how she doesn't take shit from people, and she's funny.
Me: Adorable. Next, Trina, 5 things you like about Robbie.
Trina: Ew. Um...hmm...none.
Robbie: OFFENSIVE!
Me: Haha. Next, Andre, 5 things you like about Trina.
Andre: She's hot. Her singing is funny. She's hot. She isn't good at acting, which boosts my self esteem, and she's HOT!
Me: Lovely. Next, Robbie, 5 things you like about Jade!
Robbie: She's hot, she's a great actor, she has a nice voice, her hair is really soft, and she's forceful.
Me: Um...that's sweet?
Me: Next, 5 things Cat likes about Beck.
Cat: He's very cute, has a great voice, isn't a cheat, loves acting, and is honest.
Me: Okay. YAY THIS CHAPTER IS OVAAA!
Sorry it took sooo long to update! Just got my new iPod, plus exams, social shit, and all that crap. :( I might be updating again tomorrow! Once again, if I forgot your dare, please let me know! I love you all! Til' next time!