Next chapter time (:
Me: Welcome back to Interview Victorious!
Jade: So you didn' t forget about us after all.
Me: Whatever Jade. I have to hurry to get this done. So first is from willow626: Trina, scream until you pass out.
Trina: Well! That's not very nice at all!
Me: Just do it!
Trina: *screams very loudly*
Everyone else: *covers ears*
Trina: *passes out*
Cat: Ow! That was NOT fun!
Me: Your telling me! Now she wants Robbie to turn Rex's shreddings into cake and eat it.
Robbie: Your sick willow626!
Me: Ha...sick and six rhyme!
Robbie: Whatever! *collects Rex's shreddings*
Me: SINJIN! I NEED AN OVEN AND CAKE MIX!
Sinjin: I'm on it! *brings over oven and cake mix*
Me: Thanks, Sinjin!
Sinjin: No problem! Hey...will either of you girls go out with me? *to Cat and Jade*
Robbie and Beck: NO THEY WON'T!
Cat: Um...isn't that our decision?
Jade: Cat's right! Why don't we give him our answer?
Cat: Let's do it!
Cat and Jade: NO!
Sinjin: *walks away crying*
Me: Alright, alright! Robbie, make your puppet cake!
Robbie: *makes cake, while crying*
Cat: Aw, Robbie! It'll be okay! You can always get another puppet!
Jade: Yeah...I guess.
Beck: Come on, man! Man up!
Andre: I feel so left out.
Oven: *beep beep!*
Me: Time for dessert, Robbie!
Robbie: *eats cake, while crying heavily*
Me: Aw! Next dare time! Now she wants Jade to dye Cat's hair green.
Cat: NO! NOT MY HAIR!
Jade: Why can't I dye Trina's hair green? Cat's the only cool girl here!
Me: Cuz willow626 asked for you dye CAT'S hair green, not TRINA'S!
Jade: Aw...okay...*pulls out green hair dye* come on over here Cat.
Cat: *walks over to Jade, crying*
Jade: *puts dye all over Cat's hair, also letting a few tears slip out*
*********30-40 minutes later**********
Me: Now, let's see the finished product!
Me: *sprays Cat's hair with a hose*
Cat: AAAAHH! I LOOK HORRIBLE!
Jade: *crying* I'm soooo sorry, Cat! Forgive me!
Cat: It's okay, Jade! It's not your fault!
Me: Let's just finish all of this up. I need to get some pizza.
Andre: Then hurry!
Me: I am! Okay, now she has some questions. First is for everyone. iCarly, or Sonny With A Chance?
Trina: *wakes up* SONNY!
Cat: iCarly, fer sure.
Jade: Yeah, iCarly is better.
Beck: iCarly.
Andre: Honestly...Sonny is more musical. So Sonny.
Robbie: iCarly. Disney Channel sucks balls.
Me: Okay. Now I need Andre and Trina to stay. The rest of you, go get some more ice cream.
Cat: Yay! Ice cream!
Me: No...Cat...I need your help again. For real this time.
Cat: Aw. Okay...
Me: Good. Now, SINJIN! Bring me the special disc!
Andre: W-What special disc?
Me: Oh you'll see.
Cat: I'm scared.
Trina: Yeah, I agree with her. I'm scared too...
Sinjin: Here ya go. Say..Cat...would yo-
Cat: Bye, Sinjin!
Me: Oh wow. Anyways, lets listen to some..."music".
*Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus, and Demi Lovato all start singing Gummy Bear*
Andre/Trina: NOOOOOOOOOO!
Me: Don't worry. Only 3 more hours to go!
***3 Hours Later***
Me: *turn music off*
Andre: Thank GOD! That was torture!
Trina: Gummy Bears are going to kill us. Gummy Bears are going to kill us.
Me: OKAY EVERYONE COME BACK IN!
Cat: Was I really needed?
Me: Nope!
Cat: AAWW! MY LIFE'S THE WORST!
Jade: What's wrong, Cat? *licks ice cream*
Cat: *grabs ice cream and runs*
Jade: Everytime. Every freaking time.
Me: Okay let's finish up! She wants to ask Robbie a question.
Robbie: Shoot.
Me: How did Rex taste?
Robbie: HORRIBLE! IT TASTED LIKE SOMETHING SIKOWITZ WOULD LIKE TO EAT!
Jade: THAT BAD?
Robbie: YEAH!
Me: Too bad! Cat, do you like your red hair, or green hair better?
Cat: Um, red! Duh! I don't like brocolli hair. I like red velvet cupcake hair.
Me: Next person! Boris Yeltsin: Have the cast watch Knock Knock who's Ed on Youtube, and see what their reactions are. Sorry, Boris, but I couldn't find the video on Youtube, so I won't be doing this dare. But here's some coffee, Jade.
Jade: Oh boy!
Me: *to reader* Just watch. This'll be good.
Jade: *throws coffee cup away* Hmm...pretty good coffee!
Me: Have fun re-living your babyhood Jade!
Jade: Huh? *turns into a one year old*
Everyone: What the hell?
Jade: A googd fleegha!
Me: Ahahahaha! Okay, let's move on. Next is from Karly Black.
Jade: WAAAAA! WAAAAA! *turns back to 16*
Me: Sorry Boris. But I need Jade to be 16 for these dares.
Me: Anyways, Karly has some dares for all of you! Okay, here we go! Beck, you have to act like a jerk this whole chapter. Cat, you have to act emo. Jade, you have to act like you love the world. Robbie, you have to act like a cool guy. Trina, you have to act self-less. First one to crack has to take a dare from the last to crack. Starting..NOW!
Beck: Fuck you all!
Cat: I hate my life. I want to die.
Jade: Yay for ponies!
Robbie: Eh, whatever.
Trina: Oh come on! I'm not talented. *gag*
Me: Good job so far! Now, Jade, you have to sing One Thousand Miles by Vanessa Carlton.
Jade: Yay for singing!
Jade: Making my way downtown
Walking fast
Faces pass
And I'm home bound
Staring blankly ahead
Just making my way
Making a way
Through the crowd
And I need you
And I miss you
And now I wonder...
If I could fall
Into the sky
Do you think time
Would pass me by
'Cause you know I'd walk
A thousand miles
If I could
Just see you
Tonight
It's always times like these
When I think of you
And I wonder
If you ever
Think of me
'Cause everything's so wrong
And I don't belong
Living in your
Precious memories
'Cause I need you
And I miss you
And now I wonder...
If I could fall
Into the sky
Do you think time
Would pass me by
'Cause you know I'd walk
A thousand miles
If I could
Just see you
Tonight
And I, I
Don't want to let you know
I, I
Drown in your memory
I, I
Don't want to let this go
I, I
Don't...
Making my way downtown
Walking fast
Faces pass
And I'm home bound
Staring blankly ahead
Just making my way
Making a way
Through the crowd
And I still need you
And I still miss you
And now I wonder...
If I could fall
Into the sky
Do you think time
Would pass us by
'Cause you know I'd walk
A thousand miles
If I could
Just see you...
If I could fall
Into the sky
Do you think time
Would pass me by
'Cause you know I'd walk
A thousand miles
If I could
Just see you
If I could
Just hold you
Tonight
Jade: Was it good?
Beck: No. It sucked.
Cat: It should've been screamo!
Robbie: Eh.
Trina: It was better than what I would've done!
Jade: Thank you, Trina!
Me: Okay, next is from bebe098: Cat, sing defying gravity from wicked.
Cat: I hate my life.
Cat: GLINDA
(spoken) Elphaba - why couldn't you have stayed calm for
once, instead of flying off the handle!
(sung) I hope you're happy!
I hope you're happy now
I hope you're happy how you
Hurt your cause forever
I hope you think you're clever!
ELPHABA
I hope you're happy
I hope you're happy, too
I hope you're proud how you
Would grovel in submission
To feed your own ambition
BOTH
So though I can't imagine how
I hope you're happy right now
GLINDA
(spoken) Elphie, listen to me. Just say you're sorry:
(sung) You can still be with the Wizard
What you've worked and waited for
You can have all you ever wanted:
ELPHABA
(spoken) I know:
(sung) But I don't want it -
No - I can't want it
Anymore:
Something has changed within me
Something is not the same
I'm through with playing by the rules
Of someone else's game
Too late for second-guessing
Too late to go back to sleep
It's time to trust my instincts
Close my eyes: and leap!
It's time to try
Defying gravity
I think I'll try
Defying gravity
And you can't pull me down!
GLINDA
Can't I make you understand?
You're having delusions of grandeur:
ELPHABA
I'm through accepting limits
'Cuz someone says they're so
Some things I cannot change
But till I try, I'll never know!
Too long I've been afraid of
Losing love I guess I've lost
Well, if that's love
It comes at much too high a cost!
I'd sooner buy
Defying gravity
Kiss me goodbye
I'm defying gravity
And you can't pull me down:
(spoken) Glinda - come with me. Think of what we could
do: together.
(sung) Unlimited
Together we're unlimited
Together we'll be the greatest team
There's ever been
Glinda -
Dreams, the way we planned 'em
GLINDA
If we work in tandem:
BOTH
There's no fight we cannot win
Just you and I
Defying gravity
With you and I
Defying gravity
ELPHABA
They'll never bring us down!
(spoken) Well? Are you coming?
GLINDA
I hope you're happy
Now that you're choosing this
ELPHABA
(spoken) You too
(sung) I hope it brings you bliss
BOTH
I really hope you get it
And you don't live to regret it
I hope you're happy in the end
I hope you're happy, my friend:
ELPHABASo if you care to find me
Look to the western sky!
As someone told me lately:
"Ev'ryone deserves the chance to fly!"
And if I'm flying solo
At least I'm flying free
To those who'd ground me
Take a message back from me
Tell them how I am
Defying gravity
I'm flying high
Defying gravity
And soon I'll match them in renown
And nobody in all of Oz
No Wizard that there is or was
Is ever gonna bring me down!
GLINDA
I hope you're happy!
CITIZENS OF OZ
Look at her, she's wicked!
Get her!
ELPHABA
:Bring me down!
CITIZENS OF OZ
No one mourns the wicked
So we've got to bring her
ELPHABA
Ahhh!
CITIZENS OF OZ
Down!
Cat: Was that okay?
Beck: NO!
Robbie: Eh.
Jade: PRETTY!
Trina: Better than mine.
Me: Okay, next from bebe: Robbie, butter the stage.
Robbie: Okay. *butters stage*
Me: Jade, go do some jumping jacks on the stage.
Jade: YAY EXERCISE!
Jade: *does jumping jacks, and falls and hits her head* ROBBIE I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!
Me: Ooh, Jade. Sorry! You cracked first! You have to take a dare from the last to crack now!
Jade: I hate you.
Me: Hey! It was Karly Black's dare!
Jade: Still!
Robbie: EEP! *runs*
Me: Robbie, you cracked too. Act normal now. Well, normal for you.
Beck: Jade, calm down! Its going to be okay.
Me: Beck, you just cracked too! Wow, you guys aren't very good once one person cracks.
Trina: I CAN SING BETTER THAN ANY OF YOU MOTHER********!
Me: Um...you cracked too, Trina. So, Cat, you get to dare Jade!
Cat: Yay!
Jade: Could be worse.
Me: Go on and dare her!
Cat: Kiss me.
Jade: What?
Cat: I. Dare. You. To. Kiss. Me.
Beck: She says no!
Jade: I say yes!
Beck: What?
Jade: Shush! Cat, come here.
Cat: Yay!
Cat and Jade: *kisskisskiss*
Beck: So, what? Are you dumping me for her?
Jade: Did I say that?
Beck: You implied it!
Jade: Oh. Well, I don't know. People reading this story, should I dump Beck for Cat? Let me know.
Me: Okay...Beck were you being serious when you were using the love potion?
Beck: Hell no! Cat's only a friend!
Me: Okay...anyways. Next is from 506thpir: Sinjin has to flirt with Trina, and Trina has to flirt back.
Trina: Ugh...come over here, creep.
Sinjin: Hey, there pretty lady.
Trina: Hey...bushy hair.
Sinjin: Thanks! Wanna go out with me?
Trina: When?
Sinjin: How's this Friday at 8?
Trina: Oh, sorry honey. I'm busy then! I'll call you, okay?
Sinjin: Okay. Bye!
Me: Good save, Trina! Next is from Mystapleza: Robbie, would you date Jade?
Robbie: Um...if she wasn't dating Beck and if she didn't scare me...yes.
Jade: Don't become another Sinjin. Please.
Beck: Dude, she even said please!
Robbie: Don't worry I won't!
Me: Final dare! Trina and Sinjin have to kiss and Trina has to tell us whether or not he's a good kisser.
Trina: FML!
Sinjin: Yay! *kisses Trina*
Cat: So how was it, Trina?
Trina: Like kissing a potatoe.
Me: Ooh, tough luck, Sinjin. See you all next time on Interview Victorious!
Hope you all liked it! (: Remember, let me know what should happen between Beck, Jade, and Cat!