So There I Was In A Church

by Guile

SHFF7 drabble collection. So far... Yuri and Cloud, Karin and Tifa, Anastasia and Marlene, Gepetto and Cait Sith, Joachim and Vincent, Kurando and Yuffie, Blanca and RedXIII. Now with more Frank and Hilda.

7. Red & Blanca

7. Blanca and Red XIII: On Stupid Humans

Blanca barked emphatically. Red XII looked over at the mingling humans doubtfully. "Oh, I don't know," he replied. "I don't think he seems especially dim-witted. No more than most bipeds, anyway. Besides, my human is bona fide crazy," he added. "Totally out of his little blond head. Beat that one." If one looked closely, one might have said the white-furred wolf was grinning as he yipped, barked, and growled in response. Red blinked, and let his tongue loll out of his mouth in amazement. "Wow. That does beat mine. He really...?" He shook his head, a human gesture he'd picked up from somewhere. "A giant pink cat named Andre, huh?"

Red looked around covertly, before leaning in to deliver his trump card. "Well... my human tried out cross-dressing once."

Blanca stared at the blond with the enormous sword speculatively. Somewhere out there, there was actually a human weirder than Yuri? He felt... cheated, somehow.

Though he had had to skip dimensions to find him.