A/N: Sorry I haven't updated in a while but I've been busy writing My Angel. It's a new fanfic, you should check it out :)
Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight. Well, I have the book, posters, movies, etc. Yes, I am a twihard, but I guess I'm not Stephenie Meyer now am I? Or am I... Ahhh!

Chapter... uh... idk...

"I lost... the game! Mwa ha ha!"

"Dammit! I forgot about that for 100 years! Now I lost the game!" He exclaimed. "Damn Bella," I heard him mumble.

"Told you I would annoy you."

I was at home doing a handstand because I was bored. I had to go upright after a few minutes though, because I was getting dizzy from the blood rushing to my head. Heh... blood... heh... vampire...

My homework was crumpled up along with every other assignment I've ever done in a box in my room. I always got F's! I'm so smarticles!

My computer was smashed up in a corner somewhere because it kept flashing at me and I was getting annoyed. So, I decided to reread twilight. Call me a twihard, but the damn book is about me so I can read it as much as I want! I read the first page... then the second... then the third... etc. I was amazed at the great plot! When I got to the 252nd page. I realized all of the pages were blank. Except the 253rd! It read 'and they all lived happily ever after. But that couldn't be right! I was supposed to beat the crap out of Rosalie and Alice! I ran out of the house, got into my truck, and drove to the Cullen's house.

When I arrived, Alice was at the door waiting.

"Hi Bella, we are goin–"

"Not now Alice." I growled.

I walked in and saw Edward on his piano.

"Dammit Edward! This isn't right! What did you do!" I showed him the 253rd page.

"Nothing..."

"Well then... I love you Edward! Let's go to our meadow and frolic! But before we do that," I pulled out a pencil, then poked him with it. "I stabbed you with a pencil." I giggled. Then we left for the meadow and guess what! He really did sparkle!

"Hey Edward? Are you a diamond?"

"No Bella, I thought you said I was a vampire!"

"What!" I exclaimed frightened. "When did I say that!"

"In chapter 1 of this parody remember? You said 'whats up eddyvamp?'"

"I was just joking you idiot!" Then I slapped him in the face and skipped, merrily, away.

A/N: Hey guys, just so you know I got the frolicking idea from a youtube video called "Twilight in a nutshell" and the stabbing Edward with a pencil from this really funny twilight parody here on fanfic. I believe it has been deleted but if not please tell me! It has dora rollerblades and Charlie being obsessed with Cedric! Please help!