So There I Was In A Church

by Guile

SHFF7 drabble collection. So far... Yuri and Cloud, Karin and Tifa, Anastasia and Marlene, Gepetto and Cait Sith, Joachim and Vincent, Kurando and Yuffie, Blanca and RedXIII. Now with more Frank and Hilda.

8. Cloud & Yuri: Part Two

8. Cloud and Yuri: On the Importance of Size

"What do you think? Pretty big, right?"

"Man, shut the hell up."

"Aw, c'mon. Let's see what you've got, Yuri. ... ... hm. Six inches. Maybe eight. A little small, don't you think?"

"I swear to God, Strife, if you don't shut the hell up... and anyway, it's not the size that counts, it's how you use it!"

"... You poor, poor thing. Here, you can touch it if you want."

"Get that thing out of my face, Cloud!"

Barrett hurried away, a look of horror in his face. He'd heard way... way... more than he wanted to know about Cloud's leisure time.

- - -

Yuri looked up. "Did you hear something?"

"Sorry," Cloud grinned. "I couldn't hear anything over the sound of my weapon totally kicking your weapon's ass."

Yuri hugged his claws to his chest protectively.

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A/N: Woah. Where did this come from? Still, I'm doubt I'm the first person to make fun of Cloud's choice in weapons, and I doubt I'll be the last. I'm pretty sure I had another one of these around here somewhere, but damned if I can find it now.