Heyy guys I am back I am feeling generous this week and am dumping the last A/N that I wrote at the end of the last chapter LOL so anyways here it is and I hope you enjoy it coz I really did have writers block today but I had an idea and well I just couldn't leave it in-case I forgot it. Oh my god I am rambling I am gonna stop now.

ENJOY!

Chapter 3

Emmett POV

"EMMETT GETT YOUR MUSCULAR ASS DOWN HERE!!!" shouted my lovely sweet never angry wife Rosalie (pshc yeah right). As I bounded down the stairs I saw Carlisle Stood in front of the flat screen with Esme at his right shoulder and Rosalie at his left. "Oh great" I muttered under my breath knowing that they heard me "what have I done now?" mwahahahaaaaa maybe it was my master mud fight with Jasper that did it, I mean we did use Esme's plant soil but in our defence we cleaned up as best we could coz mud is really hard to sweep especially when you have wet it for extra effect. "Emmett you have done nothing wrong what made you think that?" Esme asked politely "oh nothing, nothing" I said in what I hope was an innocent tone "well what do you want then if I am not in trouble?" "We are going to the zoo would you like to come?" Carlisle asked me "HELL YES!!!" I screeched "is eddie-kins and bellsy-boo going to be there" I all but demanded. "Edward is not going to be there because he is out hunting with jasper but yes Bella is going to be there" Carlisle said calmly "Hey Emmett I like Edwards new nick-name" my lovely wife said to me. "Thanks" I snicker because Edward hates anyone calling him anything but his name.

Time skip they are now at the zoo

Woohoo I love the zoo especially the elephants they are so cool with their long trunk shnozzle things ha ha shnozzle. Anyway… ooooooh here come Bella and Alice as they get out of the car I scream "LITTLE SISTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Its so good to see you where have you been its no un with these lot they don't look like tomatoes when you make fun of them!"

And sure enough she blushed!!!

"EMMETT DON'T BE HORRIBLE TO BELLA SHE IS ONLY HUMAN!" Alice screamed back at me god how can such a little pixie have such big lungs I mean talk about loud I am sure half the zoo heard!

"So where to first?" Bella asked us "oo oh I know pick me pick me!!!" I said trying to keep up my cute stupid ass image "Emmett?" Esme asked "TO THE ELEPHANTS" I cried trying to sound like super man! HAHA!!!