Kaito leaned from atop of a weather station. He had been holding onto the lightning rod just to keep his balance.
Where is Spy Pigeon? He repeated over and over again in his pudding filled mind.
Wait pudding? Kaito instantly raised his hand to his ear, wildly shaking his head. As he pulled the crisp white glove away there was a thin layer of chocolate pudding.
Uh, beside the point, where is Spy Pigeon? He had sent his favorite dove, Spy Pigeon out over twenty minutes ago. She should have only taken five or seven minutes to round about the city to check if there was any police after the Kaitou Kid.
Kaito sighed heavily, worried for his bird. Then the thief let out a loud whistle, to call her back.
Of course Kaito didn't make sure that each dove had an individual whistle. So all of his doves respond to only one.
So they all came, perching on their master's arms, and down his coated back.
"Boss, boss, boss!" They all called together, Kaito sighed. Why exactly did he teach them to talk?
"Have any of you seen Spy Pigeon?" He grumbled, hoping to get a yes.
"No.'
"No."
"No, no, no, no, no, no."Once you got the peanut-brained birds started they all wouldn't stop until someone said a yes. Or until Kaito yelled at them…
"Yes. Wait.. that was Watson.. I think.." The one named Litchi mumbled.
Kaito sighed, birds made bad sidekicks. Wait, if I change my sidekick then I wouldn't have to do.. all of this stupid stuff. Like talk to birds, who does that… Oh me. He felt slightly ashamed.
"Shoo birds." He flapped his arms, and shook his body- sending all the birds flying away. "I hereby summon… A REALLY COOL SIDEKICK!"
Poof!
Someone stood in the middle of crazy pink smoke. "What the..? he grumbled,"This is Inspector Yamamura!" The police flashed his badge, looking for the person who sent him there. "K- Kaitou Kid?" The inspector stuttered.
"Ahh you must be my sidekick, so you are now my WINGMAN!" With another pop of pink smoke, the inspector had changed into an eagle-style costume. "w- What?" He gasped, looking at the phantom thief.
"You're my Wingman, you are a sidekick, so do sidekick things. Okay, am I clear?" The Kid asked, leaning to look at Yamamura.
"What exactly do sidekicks do?" Wingman asked.
Kaito laughed at him. "We watch old police shows with hot actresses in them." He said, "You in now? Come on to the dark side, we have Twizzlers too."
"Awesome I loooove Twizzlers, and can we watch Dangerous Police Woman Story?" Wingman asked, even more excited than the Kid himself.
"That's my favorite!" And it was a start of a beautiful friendship.
Omake~
Spy Pigeon had returned from her round around the city.
"Hey guys sorry I had taken so long. But look I brought tacos!" Spy Pigeon called.
All of the other doves showed their beaked faces from behind corners.
"T- tacos? WE LOVE TACOS!"
Other side of town…
"CAW CAW!" Wingman flapped his fake wings.
Kaito grinned ,"Man you're starting to understand all of this." Then they went to terrorize Hakuba with maxed out weirdness.
A/N: Hi! Uhh I got this idea around 11 o'clock. Yeah ha ha poor Hakuba they're going to kill him! Anyways some how I have a strange wanting to wite 'The Adventures of a Phantom Thief and Wingman'. Ah yeah, that would be weird. XD!