(Don't ownie DC. I just threaten the characters with evil rapid wolves to do what I want. works 100% of the time.)

Currently, in the world of right now. At this moment, Mouri Kogorou was driving a bunch of annoying brats to summer camp. The annoying brats know as The Detective Boys.

So Ayumi , Mitsuhiko, Genta, Haibara, and Conan were all crammed into the backseat of the car. Ran was probably the luckiest person ever because she had been invited to a slumber party.

"I'm tiiirrrrred!" Ayumi cried.

"I'm booooored!" Mitsuhiko moaned.

"I'm huuuungrry!" Genta added since he thought it was the 'complain to drive people crazy' game. Conan was going mad; he was cracking on the inside. As if someone banged him on the head too hard with a brick. Haibara was completely the same, except she was probably being hit too hard with a sledgehammer.

"Then let's play the 'shut up' game." Kogorou grumbled under his breath. It seemed he wanted them to here it . Instead a certain freckle covered boy came up with a completely different response.

"Let's do a sing-along!" He cheered merrily, and then looked right Ayumi knowing she would be the first to agree.

"Ok!" Her and Genta said happily. Then they all seemed to be thinking of a song.

Oh no no no! What freaking drug are these kids on?! Shinichi screamed in his head. It must have been his weakness; that devious singing. Or maybe it's because he was jealous of their ability. Very deep, deep, deep down though.

"The wheels on the bus go round and round! Round and round! Round and round! The wheels on the bus go round and round, all through the town!" The all started to chorus together.

Dear Lord, I'm sorry I made that blasted drug, and such. Please spare me. I don't deserve this! Some other torture, please please! Haibara thought, hoping that her plead was convincing enough.

"The baby on the bus goes wah, wah, wah! Wah, wah, wah! Wah, wah ,wah! The baby on the bus goes wah, wah, wah. All through the town!"

Got to make them stop.. wait my singing would work! Shinichi grinned at the thought. Haibara looked at him, "Who are you, the Kid?" She asked. "No, I got it!" Then she grinned at him. The Haibara sign of approval, which was creepy since she rarely smiled. Maybe it was more of a smirk-like thing. Yeah, Haibara smirk of approval sounded much better.

"The prissy girl on the bus says 'wear a bra, wear a bra'. The prissy girl on the bus says 'wear a bra' all through the town!" Conan and Haibara screamed together. Conan's singing caused the driver to swerve, and several adorable chipmunks to lean over and die. Haibara's nasty lyrics caused the end of the sing-along.

A few weird silences later…

"Uh, let's do the alphabet game! When I say a letter you say a word!" Ayumi cried.

Apparently both not-children were okay with that. So after their nods of 'okay-ness' Ayumi started. "The letter P."

"Person." This was from Mitsuhiko.

"Pizza." Genta, of course.

"Poison." Haibara said this with little thought behind it

"Pedophile." Conan nearly gasped at the word he said. Haibara just smirked giving him the 'Thinking of your girlfriend?' look. Kogorou had put in earplugs a while ago, so no one was endangered.

"Uhh.. the letter D." Ayumi said, still wondering on Conan's word choice.

"Dog."

"Doughnuts."

"Death."

"Dying." Then Haibara and Conan gave each other the 'that was my word' look.

"The letter L." Ayumi said, still wondering about the word.

"Letter." Mitsuhiko was probably the only one there who had some 'normal' things. While Genta just kind of had food so…

"Log cakes."

"Liking." Then she shot a glance at Conan, soon realizing that this wasn't some Conan/Ai thing. So she turned away, knowing he hadn't looked.

"Liar." Conan must have considered this a 'spill your secrets' game.

"We're here!" Kogorou shouted, being he couldn't really hear himself from the earplugs.

Omake~

Ayumi stared at the dictionary in her hands. Mitsuhiko's jaw fell open. Genta was staring at a butterfly, then realized he should be looking at the dictionary.

Ayumi quickly closed the heavy book. "Let's just say he said 'puppies' instead." Mitsuhiko managed to choke out. He was going to have to tell Ran that Conan needed some sort of therapist. They all fell silent and nodded, quickly fleeing the library.

A/N: Thanks for the two random items MeepMop, ha ha sometimes I don't like to log on either. Hey this reminds me, if you have a random item tell me! Somehow I'll twist them into my stories! Like murderers and pancakes! Ha that would be a little hard but it's fun to test an author's ability sometimes, ne? Anyways this chapter is one of the reasons this is rated T, I wasn't really going to do cursing in it! So instead you get this!

~ May-chan