Gin was feeling rather grumpy. We all know he's always grumpy, but this time he was grumpier than the norm. All the organization members were getting all giddy over their play. What kind of evil organization makes a flipping play?
None, none, none. It was rather madding just to think about it. Gin remembered when they first told him, all merry, and gleeful. It made him sick. Then today they told him it was a musical. Evil rulers shouldn't sing. Well Vodka had the right to sing. Because he didn't even drink coffee, he had chocolate milk. And when he drank his chocolate milk, he blew bubbles through the bendy straw.
What would they do Cats, or Wicked. Damn it, it was the stupidest thing ever. Knowing them they would do some documentary on Hitler, or something. Except they would make the character dominate the whole world.
"Gin! Look we're going to do a musical on ourselves! Come on we already casted everyone!" Vodka said, screaming like a little boy. Well actually he sounded like a little girl, but beside the point. Gin groaned," Vodka, why would we need to cast people if it's about us?" Vodka shrugged," I don't know. Guess who I play?!?"
Gin groaned again," Who do you play?" Vodka grinned," YOOOOUU!"
What the-? "And who do I play?" Vodka shrugged," You play the janitor. You clean up the blood in scene two."
At the musical….
" I'm Gin! I kill people for the fun of it! I'm evil! I make people pee themselves." Gin was being humiliated from backstage. He was about to whack someone with his mop. Then he would be like a person he had never even met before.
Oh, oh, oh! It got worse Gin could here the play, Vermouth had just entered and was talking to Gin. Why does everyone else get to play themselves, except me?
" Ohhhhh, Gin I'll make you a better person!"
"Ok, Baby-cakes!"
"Let's boogie!"
"Shake it baby!"
Gin could hear dreadfully old music come on.
"I'm Vermouth!"
"I'm Gin!"
"And we like to shake, shake, shake it!"
" Do the boogie-woogie!"
"OHHH YEEEAH!"
Gin pounded his head against the wall. "Angst, angst, angst, angst." Outside the play ended. "This play was made by The Black Organization Production Dudes. The title is 'Embarrass Gin' Thank you for watching! Oh and look we have bendy straws!" The crowd cheered as Vodka threw the straws. Gin banged his head some more.
The crowd cheered even as they exited off stage. Vermouth looked at Gin," Hey if you keep doing that you'll get a concussion." Gin banged more, angst, angst, angst.
A/N:Ha ha. I loved the idea of insulting Gin. HA ha! So anyways, have any of you read The Lightning Thief? If you have don't see the movie! It was horrible! They went sooooo far from the book! They didn't have Ares, or his daughter! Soooo horrible! If you haven't read the book, then the movie will be good. If you have, then don't see it! You have been warned.