Takagi has always wondered, about the murderers. They were always doing the most impossible crime ever. If they were so smart, then why did they kill someone? But the thing he wondered most about murderers was why they appeared as shadows.
They weren't some evil demons, or something. They were….. Ninjas! Yes, Takagi knew it all along! Every murderer was secretly a ninja. That's why they were always so shadow-ish. And why they were so smart, it was their ninja training coming into play. And how they got such smooth alibis, it was ninja speed.
Takagi felt instantly jealous. When he was a little boy, he wanted to be a ninja. But nooooo, his mother said," You need to be a police officer. Ninjas could kick their eyes out!" No ones legs could reach straight to their eye level, ninja or not. It wasn't humanly possible. He grinned, I could become a ninja! I could go undercover for the police force! Then I'll know all the murderers!
So, the next day he packed up for ninja camp. The tuition wasn't too hard to pay for. And all he needed was a bag of the usual stuff. Like toothpaste, toothbrush, comb, his blanket Snuggles. Yep, Takagi was going to get so much respect after this. Even Sato-san would be happy, then he could rub it in everyone's face. Ha-ha, Takagi would come in a boy, and out a man! Beware murderers, here I come!
Takagi boarded the ninja camp bus, and he sat down. He looked behind him, and in front of him. The bus was full of ten year olds. Had he picked the wrong age group? He observed some more. The kids weren't ten they were actually six through eight. This only made Takagi feel worse. He felt embarrassed just sitting there. Quickly at the next stop, he got of. Adding a phony story on why he was on the bus.
I can train myself! So Takagi set to work at a local gym. Turns out they had a karate course of people. He joined it right away, getting into uniform.
" All right, you newbie! Your first challenge is to figure out your rank! If you beat the head student you get advanced. If you lose you get medium. If they pulverize you to a pulp, you get wimpy." Takagi nodded faintly, pulverize me? Is that even legal?
He didn't have much time to consider it though, because they had already started the match. He looked at his opponent, it was someone very familiar. "Ran-chan?" He asked. The girl smiled, and waved," Hey Takagi. Sorry if you lose." Takagi looked confused, what? Then Ran lashed out at him. "Hi-yaaaaa!"
Oh my tacos! Takagi tried to doge it, but apparently the narrator wanted him to lose. Ran had hit his shoulder, and Takagi went doooooown! You know what murderers can do what they want. I don't care. They'll end up in jail in the end.
A/N: Yeah Gin was taking after Harry. :) I love Potter Puppet Pals! Sorry Takagi, I like you. You're just to easy to mess with. Like Hakuba! Remember to say two random items. I'm not very good at anything that strays from the canon pairs though. Except ConanxRan, I can do that easier than anything else. But Kaito makes any pairing better! So.... I dunno..... Don't own DC!(I forgot that the last couple of chapters)