Kaito stared down at his phone, flipping through his speed dial contacts .'Oh, a shrink how weird I don't…Oh yeah, Mom added that.' He sighed; his mom was really worried about his health these days. Maybe it was because jumping off skyscrapers really took its toll in the sanity isle. Or possibly because Aoko had whacked him on the head on too many times.
'Might as well put it to use, she won't know…..' Then an evil idea hatched into his brain. The idea chicken squawked, Kaito had an idea….
Shrink's Office……
"Kuroba, why am I here?" Hakuba sighed looking at the magician. Kaito grinned at the detective," Because you need help, my dear Hakuba." Then the detective sighed," Might as well, as long as you get off my back."
Hakuba left to go to the Shrink's room, while Kaito grinned and twiddled his thumbs in the waiting room chair. He looked from one side of the room t o the next, observing all of the patients. One in particular caught his eye. She was around fifteen, very short and had multicolored eyes. He strolled up the girl, lightly tapping her shoulder," Why hello Miss." He grinned.
The girl froze up, looking at the magician," W-who are you? Don't touch me! Every person around me dies! It's my entire fault. That's what the voices say." Kaito frowned; there was something wrong with her. Then again, he remembered he was at a shrink's office. They all had problems.
Slowly, he backed up resuming to his chair. 'Hakuba must be having sooo much fun.' The sarcasm made him feel slightly better.
Shrink's Room…..
" You Hakuba?" The woman at the desk asked.
"Yeah." Hakuba mumbled. The woman looked at him," You have some crazy disease, because I don't do crazy." Hakuba shook his head,' I thought her job was to deal with weird people.'
The shrink took out a stack of cards, since this is what they were known for doing. "Well sit down in my big comfy chair." He sat, looking at the cards. "Well, what do you see?" Hakuba looked," Uhh, a scooter?" The woman slapped his head. "No stupid, it's a super scooter!"
"What's the difference?"
"There isn't any my dear boy. None at all."
"Umm, what?"
She cocked her head," Oh dear, you're worse than I thought. I need my serious cards." Then she pulled out her deck of 'serious cards'. Holding one up she asked," What do you see?"
"The Kaitou Kid."
"Interesting, now what do you see?"
"The Kaitou Kid."
"Uhh, okay." She held up the next one.
"Still seeing the Kaitou Kid."
"Dear god, you need my help! I know let's take a scan of your brain!"
Several Long Medical Moments Later…..
"Here! Look!" All of the doctors and the shrink gathered around the scans. Hakuba pushed through the crowd of gathering people. He looked at the photos, and was shocked at the shots. On them they had mini Kaitou Kids in mid-frolic. They were hopping and skipping all over his brain. "Well, well Kuroba sure has found another way to stalk me."
A/N: Yes thanks for the two random items!(happy grin) And yeah in the first one Kaito was singing a song from A Very Potter Musical. Sorry I haven't really updated in a while. :) Still, good,ne? It is a little short though. Thanks for the reveiws! And thanks for the people who put this under their favorites list. Oh and, I have a good eight more ideas on my computer under my 'IDEAS' file. n_n