Conan had been expecting Kid to arrive soon, at the stated location in his heist note. He was rather impatient being the fact that Conan was just well…impatient. Kid said he would be coming at twelve. But apparently Conan had beaten him again. With a flap of white cape, the Kid landed.
"My, my Tantei-kun, you got my position right again. I'm rather impressed." He smirked down at the younger boy. Conan smirked," That because I have superhuman powers."
"Oh really?" The Kid raised one eyebrow, and then lowered it," Is one of them being extremely short?" Conan sneered at the phantom thief," Is my life just a joke?" The Kid raised his hands," Woah, don't go all Lifetime channel on me."
There was one very weird silence… The Kid grinned," So anyways, how did you get here so fast? Since I know you aren't some super hero. Because-" The Kid was just about to come up with a mean insult when Conan shot him a 'You-talk-I'll-rip-your-throat-out'. "I got here by using Google maps!"
The Kid laughed," Yeah right. Google stinks dude. I searched for fish repellant, and it gave my fish pictures! I couldn't sleep for two days."
Conan kicked a menacing soccer ball at the phantom," Don't insult Google!" The Kid looked at the moon," Wow, got to go. Bye people to see, junk to steal, skirts to flip… just forget I said the last one." Conan sneered," No way! I have a bone to pick with you!"
Miles off a bulldog raises his head…Bones for me?
Anyways… The Kid gulped in the chair Conan had tied him to." What's my punishment?" He looked a little nervous, but then regains his poker face. Hey poker face, that sounds like a song….Po-po-po-po-poker face. Yep I swear I've heard it before. Hey Kaito we found you a theme song! Uhh, beside the point there.
Conan grinned," Your punishment is to eat Spam!" The Kid backed up in his chair," N-no, Tantei-kun something else! I value my life! Can't I spend my gift card for Thieves R Us?" The phantom continued to wiggle in his torture chair of complete evil.
Conan raised to nasty junk of evil into Kaito's mouth. "See wasn't that bad." The detective raised an eyebrow at the Kid, "MOOOOMMMMYYY!!!" He cried thrashing at the restraints on his torture chair." Hmm, let's see while you're here you want to play Candy land?" The Kid grinned," Okay Tantei-kun!"
A/N: I have a gift? Thanks! Oh, and I haven't had Spam I'm had Scrapple. That stuff is like death in a box. They Conan they've turned you into food! (silence) Yep, someone was going to have to be tortured in Drabble the thirteenth(dun-dun-duuuh). n_n