Akoko had tied Kaito up to her torturing chair. Which seemed very odd, being that this had happened to the Kid not even a couple of days ago. Akoko had been poking and proddinghim with a magical stirring stick/ spoon/ dance dance revolution destroyer.

"Uh, Akoko?" Kaito asked, he knew what she wanted. This was actually the fourth time this month she had tied him to the chair.

"Shut up Kid." She mumbled, looking down at her cookbook. It read 'How to Eat Annoying Kaitous'.

"I'mnotKid." Kaito blurted out, probably just out of habit. "Surrrre." She lurched an eyebrow, flicking a page in her cookbook.

Kaito looked down at his chair, rather bored. He knew Akoko would soon give up looking for good recipes. She would toss the cookbook down and yell,' Screw this!' Just like she had been doing all the other times that month. "Hey, is this a new chair?" Kaito asked.

"No."

"Did you clean the chair? It's very shiny and new looking."

Akoko snorted," I have people do that for me." She flipped a couple of pages, and poked Kaito a couple more times.

"Stop!" Kaito was getting bored, which made him want tacos, which made him very, very grumpy.

"Ohhhh, but it's fun." She grinned, and tossed her book on the floor," Screw this!"

Kaito grinned, it was time for him to leave. Then Akoko poked him some more. "Oww, that hurts! Quit it."

"I could always use something sharp-er."

"Is that a new spoon?" They were back at square one.

"… No it isn't. But her Kaito, yesterday I went to the store, and got new dresses. These have alligator patterns. Yeah I didn't feel like the usual snake skin looking-"

"-Nooo! Girl babble! I can't take it!" Kaitowiggled his chair away, nibbling at his ropes.

Akoko frowned, he must be my slave! She was definitely crazy, but hey she can join the club.

Since everyone is crazy.

Somewhere off… (Backstage)

"Where is my *bleep*ing iced mocha latte?" Gin yelled, he then put a gun to a random person's head. "Give me it or she dies! And blood with ruin your floors! I'm evil!"

Kaitowas running," Help me, Akoko is crazy!" He then bumped into the very evil MIB (men in black) member. Gin dropped his hostage," Do you have my iced mocha latte?" The teen shook his head," Nope. Now I have to go, crazy women after me."

Gin was shocked. No one ignored him, he was evil! And evil people get what they want! Like mochas, cool cars that sell for a lot of money, and manicures! "Wait! What's your name? You are next on my death list!"

Kaito yelped, two people stalking me? Why cruel world?!

Yep, crazy people out there…

A/N: Ideas are such looovely things(la la la)! Anyways, I just realized men in black was MIB, so I had to share it with the world. For some reason I was about to make Gin hum 'Don't Stop Believing'. Wah, I couldn't make it fit into the story! So Gin wanted with mocha instead. LOL, here's how it would have went...

Gin:(humming Don't Stop Believing, Kaito bumps into him) I'LL KILL YOOOU!

Ha ha, still Gin just seemed like a coffee guy. It's hard to be a depressing murder without sugar. Plus, it was more fun with a hostage. n_n