Kaito was watching Conan. No one really has a good idea on how or why the psycho magician got there. Still, it was probably very dangerous and risky, like a misadventure of some sort. Any who, Kaito was not even technically watching Conan he was babysitting. If Kaito said the word 'baby-anything' Conan would whack him on the head and say something along the lines of 'quite you'. So Kaito was watching him, definitely not baby-anything. So he wasn't watching wait! Kaito was confused now!

The magician ruffled his already unruly hair in all of the mass confusion. Conan shot him a glare. A glare so evil that Gin would have probably passed out. But since Conan was rather small, and had the most pinch-able cheeks ever…… The glare just bounced off deep into space, were happy little pigs lived.

The older (on the outside) of the two got an idea. He opened his mouth and started to sing a stupid song.

"Kool-Aid has died."

Conan shot him another not-very-creepy glare.

"His remains have been fried."

"Where did you learn that stupid song?"

"Toasted up in butter-"Kaito then grinned," From that musical month detective."

"-And tossed in the gutter."

"What musical month detective?"

"That how we found him, and let's ay that's grim." He shrugged," If I knew her name I would have said it earlier."

"Can't you remember anything else?"

"So now he's in the frying pan, being cooked by our good friend Dan." Kaito looked up trying to remember, he scratched his chin. "Uh, I think she is a nutty fan girl who writes fan fiction."

Conan was baffled, a musical month detective who writes fan fiction, and is a complete fan girl? He didn't know anyone like that.

"Some parts fly out with a pop! So someone pulls out a mop."

"Oh, is her name Hair August?"

"He began to turn orange, -wait nothing rhymes with orange!" The teen shook his head no. "Nah it wasn't that. I think it was like a pokemon character."

"What?! You think I would know some pokemon person?" Conan was a crazy Midget with a fidget.

"Anyways, we served him on a plate. And good golly, he looked great!"

Conan slapped his fist to his hand," I got it!" Angels from above sang to his victory with a loud Hallelujah chorus.

"Then a rabbit said he was late, for a very important date." He looked at the small detective," Well who is it?"

"It's Tommy June!"

"That what happens when you're a goon, trying to fly to the moon." He shook his head, once again meaning no.

"Well dang it, I give up." Conan sat down, and the angel chorus stopped singing. "what aren't you going to sing some more?"

Kaito shook his head," Okay, this song is about homeless penguins!" Conan sighed, madness was in the air and Kaito had sniffed to much of it.

A/N: Get it? Yeah Hair is a musical I don't really like too much, and I don't like Tommy either. I was never a fan of The Who, I could never get past that joke. 'Who's playing this song?' 'The Who' 'Who?' Anyways, this is a gift for my friend Beast-chan, she always wanted a musical about nothing. Happy birthday buddie!