Today we have realized something. And that is that Haibara can actually be funny. No, not her usual sarcastic remark kind of funny, but as in story writing funny. It all started in their writing classes in first grade.

"does anyone want to share?" The teacher grinned down at them, giving off her 'I-get-money-for-being-with-you-all-and-you-don't-get-anything' kind of grin. A bunch of students raised their hands; the teacher looked to see that Ai was raising hers too. Which, was very odd being that Haibara Ai really didn't care what they were doing in class, much less did she participate.

"Well, Ai you may try!"

Conan leaned over to Haibara," Don't freak them out with your poetry on death. Or your factual papers on science, or your-"

"Shut up, this stuff is good." She grabbed up her notebook, and flipped to a page. "This is called 'Chapter One.'" Very creative their, I'm soooo jealous of her abilities to give great chapter titles.

Every one of them nodded, looking at her with their lifeless, empty, ignorant glares, in which one could only expect from a child.

"Once upon a taco, there was mighty vampire lord named Lord Froogle. Now, everyone loved Lord Froogle, because if they didn't he would just drink their blood. In fact, he just had a cow for breakfast because it looked at him funny."

"The ruler wanted more then his small kingdom, no he wanted Burger king. He also wanted world domination. Now, the problem was that everywhere outside of his kingdom belonged to the Evil Overlord Banana. Lord Froogle had tried to become friends with the evil overlord, but the overlord had problems, and he didn't shower on a daily basis. So the overlord was very, very smelly."

"The people of the Overlord's kingdom wanted to rebel against him, so they called upon the help of Lord Froogle's people. So together they all rebelled. Instead of creating a new evil lord, they just had a president. His name was The Not-So-Evil-Ruler-of-the-World. And they all lived happily ever after, or at least until the aliens came to eat out their brains."

All the students looked confused, and the teacher decided that never again, she would let Haibara share her work. Ai sat down, and closed her notebook," So how was that?" She turned to Conan for an answer.

"That was downright plagiarism." He went back to work.