Title: One Night Stand

Author: Nicluv1787
Rating: R

Prompt: Kaede, Saucy Flirt

Characters: Kaede and Inuyasha

Words: 1121

Summary: Just looking for a mindless…

Warnings: Language, if that bothers you. And all the other good stuff you'd expect.

A/N: I don't know WHY I keep putting these two together but I do.

She wore black patent leather boots up to the thigh, a tight mini skirt that barely covered the apex of her thighs, and a red halter-top that covered little, and left even less to the imagination. Her chestnut colored hair gleamed in the dim light hanging around her shoulders unadorned. She had a black eye patch over one eye that gave her a wild and dangerous look. Fresh off a break up, she was just Inuyasha was looking for. From the way she moved on the dance floor, Inuyasha could tell she was there for the same reason as him; a mindless fuck.

Their eyes met across the dance floor, he motioned with his head for her to come over. She gave him a wry smile and sauntered over in his direction. She walked past him to lean on the bar, exposing what little was yet to be exposed of her body. She flagged down the bar tender to order a drink. Inuyasha unabashedly admired her body, her firm back, the trail of her spine that ended in perfectly formed rear. This was not one he could let get away.

She slid off the bar when the bartender handed her drink –whisky sour- He thought, if she fucked like she looked and acted he might have to keep her for longer than one night. She noticed his admiring glance and met his gaze as she stood up straight.

"See something you like?" She said in a sultry tone, eyes raking up and down his chiseled form.

"Maybe," he replied coolly.

"Hmm," she smiled and motioned to walk away, but he caught her by the wrist.

"Let me buy you a drink," he said.

"I have one," she said holding up the drink, but he could see he'd caught her interest.

"The next one," he replied smoothly.

She gave him a crooked smile, taking a seat on the bar stool next to him, making sure to flash him what little her skirt didn't cover up.

"What's your name," he said moving in close to her. His body pressed against her thigh.

"Kaede."

"Maple, pretty," He grabbed a strand of chestnut hair twirling it absently; his free hand caressing her shoulder, then down her arm.

"Thanks," she murmured.

"No problem," he said blowing onto the flesh of her neck.

Kaede, lifted a red painted finger nail, and dragged it across the inside of Inuyasha's arm.

"So are you going to ask me back to your place or what?"

Inuyasha quirked a brow, "Forward, I like that in a woman."

"Take me home and I'll show you exactly how forward I am."

A chill of suspense ran down his spine. This night was looking up all the time. He took her hand and led her out of the bar.

It was a race to get home to his place; while in the car Kaede had taken control, unbuttoning his pants and giving him a preview of what was in store, stroking and teasing at his shaft keeping him wanting more, and getting him harder than he'd ever been before. By the time they got to his front door, her legs were wrapped around his chest, and their mouths smashed together in a hungry need. They tumbled through the front door and into the bedroom.

With a need of urgency they shed their clothes, skirt and pants dropped to the floor, followed by a hungry kiss, shirts shed, a lick, a taste, underwear cast aside, a tease of a nipple.

Soon she had him flat on his back riding his cock like a season veteran. Her rounded breasts bounced as she ground onto his shaft. He took a handful of each teasing and tweaking at them. Her screams of pleasure filled the air mixed with the sounds of his own pleasured grunts. Too soon he was shooting his cum into her awaiting mouth, where she licked up the contents and begged him for more. Three more rounds and they were down for the count collapsing into one another's arms.

Inuyasha woke the next morning, feeling languid and more satisfied than he'd ever been with his former relationships. The pressure on his arm told him she'd yet to leave, and he wondered if she'd be up for round five. Moving to cup her body with his own, his hands trailed along the outside of the covers. Only they were a little lumpier than he would have thought they should've been. He shook it off, creeping his hand up the covers to cup her breast and gave those peaks a little tweak. Only they seemed a little larger and looser than the night before. Once again he shrugged it off to miss information, during the heat of passion. Her head was still covered and he rolled down the blanket, exposing silvery hair. Now that wasn't right. Realization seemed to dawn on him that this wasn't the woman from the night before. A gravelly sigh escaped her throat a she rolled over. And there lying in his bed, was a woman who looked just like the woman from the night before, only thirty years older. The eye patch was the same and some where beneath the wrinkles he could see the face that had been begging for his cum.

Briefly he considered gnawing off his own arm to get away. Could he have been that drunk? Was it possible to be that drunk? To mistake this woman, for the woman he remembered the night before.

She stirred and her single eye opened. He stared at her in unabashed wide eyed shock. She sat up in bed, naked in all her wrinkly glory.

"What the fuck is going on?" Inuyasha said in disbelief, having scuttled to the edge of the bed, once his arm was free.

Kaede looked down at her aged physique and shrugged her shoulders.

"You weren't supposed to see me without my concealment, but I guess the cat's out of the bag. Once a month I go out to a bar meet a guy and fool around, in disguise," she said matter-of-factly. Inuyasha was struck mute, he couldn't think of a coherent sentence. He was dumbfounded by this woman, who could be his grandmother, was the woman he'd had sex with four times the night before?

Kaede stood and dressed, and put on a ring that changed her back into the hot brunette from the night before. Inuyasha stood back in shock and watched her as she sauntered over to him. She grabbed him by the chin and kissed him passionately. "Thanks for the goodtime," She said with a wink and sauntered out the door.

Inuyasha, watched her go, not entirely sure what to make of it. If he hadn't taken off that concealment she'd been the perfect woman. He paused pensive for a moment.

"Hey Kaede wait!" He called, chasing after her. On second thought, He figured he could work around the age difference.