Gin was hanging out with Vodka. Who even likes Vodka anyways; he just is my side kick! And Vodka thinks he is some genius, so he carries a pocket dictionary and thesaurus. And guess what, Gin saw Vodka calling his thesaurus his 'Dino-winno-buddy-wuddy'. What the cheese? Was everyone in the organization psycho?

If you really think the dinosaur incident wasn't enough, then get a load of what Vodka said today.

"Hey Gin."

"What is it?" Gin was already angry, because Vodka had nearly destroyed his porche with a pogo stick.

"Are there mind-readers?"

Gin knew this was pointless," No," he sighed there," There are no mind readers."

"Well I know how to protect ourselves from the mind readers!" Great just go against everything I say, I swear one of these days your sorry little-

"GIN! ARE YOU PAYING ATTENTION?"

"No!" Then Gin pulled out his gun," I swear to- I mean just finish your sh- stuff about fu- mind readers." Hey Gin those anger management classes are working out after all!

"Okay, if we want to protect ourselves from the mind readers then we have to think at the same time!"

What the h-e-double hockey sticks? Hey! Even his thoughts are nicer!

What did Gin learn today? Nothing. Now if any of you are mind readers all you'll hear from those two are:

'Monkeys evil are evil super evil totally evil cute evil.'

Wonder who thought which one…..?

A/N: Mwah-ha-ha! Gin is evil, Vodka is ...... Vodka-ish. Oh and to those who haven't seen the movie 14 poster (Lost Ship in the Sky) it's on the wikipedia page. It has been there for about a month, and I keep forgeting to tell all of you! Well for those who haven't seen it, there you go.