Title: A Toad is a Toad
Author: Nicluv1787
Rating: M
Genre: Crack
CU/AU: CU (suuure *shifty eyes*)
Prompt: Itch
Characters: Jaken & Inuyasha
Words: 198
Summary: Jaken is irritated with Inuyasha.
A/N: I apologize for nothing! Won First Place at Koinuchaos on Livejournal
Thump, thump, thump. Jaken turned angry yellow eyes to the hanyou who was currently scratching himself in a most dog like fashion.
"Would you quit that infernal scratching!" he squawked.
Inuyasha halted his clawed foot mid scratch, "I'll do what I please, you damn toad."
"I will have you know I am a Kappa and former general at that. I will not be talked down to by a lowly hanyou."
Inuyasha narrowed golden eyes at the kappa, "a toad is a toad to me."
"Why you insolent beast." Jaken stomped across the clearing to shoving a twisted green finger into Inuyasha's chest, "you…" he paused, "have the most beautiful eyes I've ever seen." He swooned.
Inuyasha tilted his head to the side, like a confused puppy, "and I never realized how glistening and green your skin is."
Jaken raised a tentative frog like hand to cup Inuyasha's cheek, "Your lips…"
"Your beak," Inuyasha added.
They leaned in ready to…
"Okay stop there!" Shippou demanded.
Miroku looked down at the kit in amusement, "what seems to be the problem?"
"That can't be how it happens!"
"Indeed it is," Miroku nodded sagely.
"There's no way that's how baby are made!"