Conan was on the internet. Oh where would we be without it, well hey! Let's view my slide show I made entitled 'Where We Would Be Without the Internet'. Oh, you rather have to go on with the story? Okay then….

Well what was he doing on the internet? Possibly retrying the chat room thing with Ran? Nah! He was checking out a movie poster, it was very nice. He liked its nice new appeal, wait what is this? Oh, right here it says that this replaced another poster. Well let's just click on it. Bleep bloop, bleep bloop, bleep bloop…..

There! Hey is that-? OH MY GOD!

Next Kaitou Kid heist….

"DIE!" Conan yelled as he chased after the Kaitou with a fish. Who told him about that phobia? Don't look at the moo cow! He can't speak! Oh you pointing fingers at little old me? Well maybe his letter soup spelt it out to him! I can't control the letter noodles to say 'The Kaitou is afraid of fish'.

Hakuba happened to be walking by-this is a Kid heist people- and noticed the very scene. He lurched an eyebrow and sat down and a ledge of a building and watched. Now let's pick sides…. Hmm…… I'm on Team Cookie Monster! Any one with me? Oh, I mean I'm on Team Conan.

Well the votes are in and Team Conan is winning! Let's throw popcorn into this fan fiction!

Hakuba leaned down to find popcorn. How did that get there, maybe it has to do with a line that was mentioned before…? Well, no good popcorn should go to waste. Then he leaned down farther and picked up a hand full to eat. Yummy, popcorn that goes over the five second rule.

"Telegraph! Telegraph for a Mr. Kud- Edogawa! Hey why is the name signed as 'Kud- Edogawa? Weird…." But the paperboy who appeared out of nowhere gave Conan the letter, then the paperboy ripped a hole in the space and time and toaster dimensions and left.

"Must be from Hattori." Conan mumbled as he ripped open the top. The Kaitou leaned next to Conan," What does it say Tantei-kun?" Then Hakuba went over, and leaned by Conan too," Yeah, what does it say?" Then Conan grumbled on how they could read it themselves. "It says: May-chan wants you to read 'Raven Feathers' and wants Hakuba to be more in character."

"I'll show you in character!," Hakuba started to dance," TEA AND CRUMPETS!"

"……"

"………FISH!" And then the chase was back on.

A/N: The movie fourteen thing makes me angry too. So...BAM new fanfic! Bleep bloop! Bleep bloop! (Caboose has taken over my minnnnnd!)