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4.) Cake: Sam's POV

"Okay listen you two." Carly said standing in front of the TV that me and Freddie were watching. We both looked up at her, a bored expression on our face. "I need you guys to do something for me."

"Uh, Carly you know I'm not good at doing things" I said popping another potato chip into my mouth.

"I'd have to argue with that Sam." Freddie said looking over at me. I raised my eyebrow at him. "You seemed to be good at doing things at that movie last night." he grinned cockily. I punched his arm rather hard. He groaned in pain and averted his gaze away from me. Carly gave us a disturbed look. She wanted to explain that all they had done was make-out the whole time, but Carly's face was priceless.

"Guys concentrate. You need to do me a huge favor." Once she had the full attention of both of us she continued. "You know today is Spencer's birthday. He is at Socko's house right now and I want him to come home to a special birthday. Anyway I'm going to the store to buy balloons, confetti, party hats and noise makers.

All I need you guys to do is make his cake. It's nothing special just a plain chocolate cake with chocolate frosting. I have all the ingredients in the kitchen. Please just cooperate for once and just do this one simple thing. When I come back I expect it to be sitting in the oven. Now please do this for Spencer's sake."

"No prob Carls." Freddie answered innocently.

"Quit being such a suck up nub."

"Love you too Sam." he said looking annoyingly at me.

"Please you guys, behave!" Carly yelled at us. We both jumped slightly. When we argued it always seemed like we were in our own world…which was sort of odd but fascinating at the same time. "I'll be back in 30 minutes or so. No fighting….and for god sakes no doing things that are a repeat of last night or whatever it is you guys were doing last night." Carly said making a face and shivered. I couldn't help but laugh.

"Calm down Carly, we got this." she nodded, a worried expression on her face. She mumbled something as she closed the door behind her and left me and Fredward alone. I continued to sit there watching TV once she left, as if she hadn't said anything to us. I could feel Freddie's gaze set on me. I turned to look at him, a bored expression on my face. "What?"

"Well aren't we going to go make that cake." he asked, furrowing his eyebrows together.

"Yeah in a minutes." I said getting more comfortable on the couch.

"Sam, I know for a fact if you don't get up now, you never will and I'll end up doing this myself."

"So? That's just tough nubs." I said, looking back at the TV.

"Come on Sam." he said getting up. He stood in front of me. "Let's do this."

"Fine, fine….just help me up." I held out my arms. Freddie rolled his eyes but grabbed my hands and yanked me off the couch. I came up quickly and nearly ran into him. He had to steady me in his arms. I looked up into beautiful brown eyes. Man, I was never going to get over his eyes. They were just so inviting and warm. I snapped out of it and stretched. Freddie was already headed toward the kitchen and I ran after to him to see what was going down.

In the kitchen sat a mixing bowl, chocolate cake mix, spoons, measuring cup, vanilla, sugar, eggs, milk and chocolate frosting. I looked over it, still bored and wishing I could just sit on the couch again with Freddie instead of dealing with this chiz. So how it went anyway was I sat on the kitchen island reading the directions off to Freddie and he followed them.

"Okay what's next." Freddie said peering into his mixing bowl.

"Finally put in a teaspoon of vanilla extract, Chef Freddio." I said, watching him pour the dark liquid into the small measuring utensil and pour it into the bowl, then mixing it all together. I leaned over and looked into the medium size mixing bowl to see the perfectly mixed chocolate brown cake batter. It looked like pudding to me. As Freddie began gathering the dirty dishes, I stuck my finger into the bowl, getting some of the cake on my finger. I stuck it in my mouth and sucked the chocolate off my finger.

"Sam!" Freddie said. "Don't put your filthy fingers in the cake mix. You'll contaminate it."

"Calm down Freddwardo, it was just a little bit. It's delicious anyway, try some." I smiled, grabbing the bowl and sticking it in his face. He rolled his eyes but stuck his finger in anyway and stuck it in his mouth as well. His tongue lick the corner of his mouth where he had missed some chocolate.

I stuck my finger in the cake mix again before he would take it away. Right when I did he off course pulled it out of my hands. "No more." he said narrowing his eyes. I looked down at the glop of mixture on my finger and instead of eating it I stuck it on Freddie's nose. He gasp and stuck his own hand in the bowl and pulled out a glop and squished in on my cheek. I scowled grabbing a big handful and pounding it right on top of his hair. His jaw dropped open.

I let out a loud laugh. "How's that Chef Benson." I said still laughing. Then I felt a wet glop hit me right in the face. "Oh no you did not."

"I did… Princess Puckett." he said smugly. It disappeared as soon as I slopped on a handful of cake batter on the front of his dark blue polo.

After that it was a full out war. Cake mixture flew all over the place, our hands hungrily grabbing the bowl for more chocolate cake. By time our hands searched the bowl only to find it empty the whole kitchen was covered in the brown mixture. Somehow we had both ended up on the floor and our breathing was fast as we stared at each other. Both of us covered from head to toe in cake batter. We looked angry but at the same time we both burst out laughing. I crawled over to Freddie and collapsed in his arms laughing. He hugged me to his chest. He smelled strongly of chocolate mixed with his familiar cologne smell. I looked up at his smiling face and stuck my finger our, wiping some batter off his face and sticking it in my mouth. He sighed and rolled his eyes.

"Carly is going to kill us." Freddie said.

"Nah…" we were silent then laughed again. "what am I kidding she's going to be pissed."

We laughed some more just sitting on the floor of the Shay's kitchen. Then just like that our fights always ended with kissing each other. We leaned in on each other, our lips pressing against one another. I could taste the delicious chocolate batter on his lips.

"Oh my god!" someone screamed from behind us. "What…what…did you-!" Both of us jumped, looked up and saw a shocked and angry Carly Shay.

"Oh hey Carly." I said quietly and innocently.

"How's it going." Freddie said. Her jaw was dropped open and she just stood their speechless, staring at us.

"No, no I should have known." she said trying as hard as she could to stay calm. "Why?!" she yelled suddenly.

"Well at least we made it as far as the cake batter." I said shrugging.

"Obviously!" she screamed. She ran her hand through her hair swiftly.

"Hey that's like a record or something." Freddie added. I flashed a smile and nodded. Carly stepped forward slapping both of us in the back of the head. "Ow!" we yelled in unison.

"You will stay and clean this up…and I will watch you clean this up. You are not getting in trouble this time." she said calming down a bit. Freddie and I both hung our head and got up. Carly handed both of us sponges, rags, spray and soap. "Now get to work, no fighting and no making out!" we groaned and got to work scrubbing off ever last bit of batter. When we finally got done we both plopped on the couch and looked at each other.

Freddie and I shared a smile. "Totally worth it."

Hope you lovers this! I dont know I like writing stories for Seddie but I just like the idea of them together and that's why most of the time they are dating in my stories. I can write some where they arent if you would like...just leave a review. Thanks for all the feedback you guys rock!