I don't own iCarly obviously. Sad. Anyway, I like this chapter and wrote it after I really thought about why they would be so good together. Yes they are probably OOC and this is a bit fluffy so if you dont like that I'm sorry, i'll be posting more. I'll probably make up to either 15 or 20! Enjoy!

5.) Explanation: Sam's POV

"You are so obnoxious." Freddie said staring at me. "I don't see why we can't just agree on the same thing to watch."

"We could, but that's not exactly how it works."

"All I want to do is watch one episode on the Tech Channel." Freddie exclaimed in all his nerd glory, but that was why I loved him. "Just one episode."

"Nope, Girly Cow is on all day and I don't want to miss any of it."

"Girly Cow is on all the time. You've seen every episode like 50 times!" he said right in her face.

"Freddie?"

"What."

"Shut up."

"Agh! I can't stand you." he said getting up and walking to the kitchen.

"Hey get me a Wahoo Punch." I called to him. I heard him mumble something as he took out some Iced Tea and poured him a glass and grabbed me a can of punch.

"Here Princess Puckett."

"Yeah you better remember." I said as I lazily sat on Carly's couch. Carly was out with Spencer…doing something. She always left me and Fredlumps alone. Right as Freddie walked around the couch and sat down I turned to him. "Oh can you go get me a popsicle too."

"No." Freddie answered not budging.

"Don't argue with me Fredward Benson."

"I'm not going to go get you a popsicle, I was just up."

"It's not like your doing anything better.

"Hey I have plenty things better to do then sit here next to you and watch Girly Cow."

"Sure you do, you just keep telling yourself that you have a life." I said patting his chest.

"Why must you continue to insult me, even though we're dating."

"Keeps the relationship interesting. Otherwise I'd throw you out." I smirked. He simply rolled his eyes at me. That's all he ever did. It usually meant he was done fighting with me and gave up. That or he didn't have anything clever to say back, not that he ever really did in the beginning.

"I don't even know why I keep going out with you. You treat me like crap. I could do better."

That stung a bit but I didn't let it show. "Sure, Benson. Because the girls are coming from all angles asking you out like crazy. Your such a stud."

"Apparently since I snagged you." he said smugly, putting his arm around me and leaning in.

"I just felt sorry for you." I answered turning to him. He frowned, making a face. I had to admit it was adorable but he pulled away and leaned aside. I felt bad after that but I didn't let it get to me.

"No way, you totally want me." he said after a while. I turned to him raising my eyebrow. Yeah that was true but I didn't say that.

"You think your so awesome don't you." I said. "Yeah I liked you so I'm dating you. Well you talk yourself up and say you don't know why your dating me. So honestly why are you." I said cocking my head to the side, waiting for an answer. I honestly didn't care but I just wanted to see him squirm. Which is what he did. He moved uncomfortably and looked at me.

After a moment he gave up trying to come up with a smart comeback. I've known him well enough that he has a thinking face that he shows when he tries to insult me. "Cause I liked you too." he mumbled in defeat. I smirked and grabbed his cheek squeezing it.

"Good boy." I said. He rolled his eyes again. He's done fighting until I say another remark that makes him mad.

"Well you would have thought we wouldn't fight if we went out." he said wondering mostly to himself.

"Well you can have everything perfect." I simply remarked.

"Apparently." he mumbled.

"What is that supposed to mean." I said suddenly wanting him to squirm again. Freddie loved pissing me off but when it came to pissing me off about certain areas of our relationship he knew he was treading thin ice. I could see the fear in his eyes. I wanted to laugh but held it in. I also wanted to hug him to me and kiss him but I held that in as well.

"Honestly Sam think about it." he said trying to reason with me. "Why are we really going out?"

"Now what do you mean?" I said honestly worried for a moment but I held in more then I wanted to show.

"Nothing! Nothing." he said trying to calm me down. "Just explain to me how we of all people fight and nearly kill each other daily but we have been together for 5 months. While most couples out there only last like a month and they are all happy until one thing goes wrong and it all over. One small word, or movement or mistake and it's all over for them. But with us…we just keep coming back to each other. Please explain to me how this works…I'm utterly lost!" he said a adorably confused look on his face.

I couldn't help but let a small grin pass my lips. "You really want to know why we are perfect?"

"Yes, please inform me on what I am missing."

"Come on Freddie think about it. We already know everything about each other, mostly. I already know all your embarrassing and nerdy features. Like how you have a freaky, overprotective mom, how you have weird galaxy wars crap in you room, that your in that nerdy AV club or how your mom still give you tick baths."

"Gee thanks." Freddie mumbled. "By the way I don't have tick baths anymore."

"Sure whatever." I said quickly. "That's not the point though. It's not just you though. You already know how obnoxious, annoying, loud, rude and abusive I can be."

"Oh yeah." he said in an obvious tone. I hit him in the arm. He winced but tried to hide the pain.

"Let me finish nub." I said. "The point is…we're the only people that can deal with each other."

"What do you mean?" "It's simple…I know your nerdy. I've learned to live with it, love it and I don't care. You know I'm rude and annoying. Sure we call each other nerd, demon, dork or obnoxious but we still come back to each other. We get passed those things. We've learned not to care about it. That's why we are together. I mean honestly wouldn't it be weird if we went out and I suddenly just didn't pick on you or say rude things and was nice to you 24/ 7?" I said nearly shuddering at the thought.

"Yeah obviously." Freddie answered. "And if I just stopped being a nerd…"

"It would be weird…we wouldn't be equal. I mean yeah you could get rid of all that Galaxy War stuff…but still, you catch me drift."

"Sort of…"

"Fine I'll go on…" I said rolling my eyes. "Think about our past relationships."

"Ugh." Freddie mumbled. I smiled at him slightly at his annoyance.

"You dated Valerie…she was a psycho and she only used you. You went out with Shannon…that was just awkward, figuring she was obsessed with you and Gibby liked her. Then Melanie…yes she's real." I added. Freddie sighed and nodded. "You just thought I was her and she was I. Don't even get me started on the whole Magic Melaka thing. Then you dated Carly." I said gritting my teeth slightly. Glad that didn't work out. "She only liked you because she thought you were a hero but she never wanted to date you before. You know she wouldn't be able to stand us either. Remember when we almost went to space, she flipped out and left but somehow we managed to deal easily with each other. It was like any other day."

"Yeah your right." Freddie went on. "Now what? We think about who you went out with. There was Noah, Shane, Pete…"

"Exactly. Shane didn't work out and wont even talk to neither me and Carly after we both tried to date him. Noah…well practically cheated on me with Carly." I said. Freddie slightly clenched his jaw and sighed. I smiled slightly patting his chest to calm him. "Pete and I didn't work out after he said I was too aggressive, even though he said he didn't like girly girls (A/N: I honestly don't know what happened to them when they dated…they never said)."

"Me either." Freddie hinted smugly.

"Can it Fredachini…you liked Carly for years and she is the girliest of all." I retorted. His eyes widened slightly but he listened to me again.

"As you can see none of them worked out…so look here we are with each other and we just happen to work out. We don't break up over a small remark or one little incident that happens because we've already been through it all as friends. Plus we don't really have a normal relationship anyway, but I like it that way."

"I think I get it all now." Freddie said thinking. "I have to admit it too…I wouldn't have it any other way. Having a normal relationship is boring. I don't think I would change a thing. Although…maybe one thing."

"Watch it Fredpuff." I warned.

"No, its nothing bad…I just think we could maybe do a little more of this…" he said as he put his hand under my chin and rested his lips on mine. It was total bliss as usual.

"I could arrange that." I said slyly and nearly attack him, landing on him and kissing him roughly on the couch. It just happen to be when Carly and Spencer walk in.

Spencer wolf whistled and grinned walking past us as we pulled apart and sat at opposite sides of the couch.

"How come it's every time I leave you guys alone…I leave hearing you two fighting and nearly ripping each others throats out but when I come back you guys are ALWAYS making out. You guys are so weird."

"I guess that's just us." Freddie said grinning at me. I smiled back at him before coming over to kiss him. I pulled away, smiled and thumped him on the forehead with my finger and got up to finally get my popsicle.

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