I don't own iCarly or any part of it. I thought this would be cute...you know to interview the couple known as Seddie. This one is Sam's interview and Freddie's will be next. I thought i would try this out. The interviewer is silent...haha I just didnt put the interviewers dialogue, so you'll just have to guess what they say by how the characters answer...if you know what i'm talking about. If not...just read and you'll find out. Anywho, ENJOY!
6.) Interview: Sam about Freddie.
Howdy. Oh hey wait, what's that in your pocket. Fat Cake? Give it to me. I don't care if it's your last one, hand it over. Okay now what the chiz am I doing here again. An interview? About what? Freddie? What about Freddie. You want me to explain him? Why? Oh alright, fine I will.
Freddie is a nub. Freddie is a nerd. Freddie is a dork. He's annoying, weird and awkward. He loves to argue with me and I'm not even sure why by he keeps coming back to us. By us I mean me and Carly. Maybe it's because no matter what he is our best friend. He's also our tech producer for iCarly. You know our web show that we have. He knows everything about computers. I swear he could fix a crashed laptop, remove the viruses, and update it faster then I could eat a ham sandwich. It's true I've seen him at work. It's like art what he does…but w-who's watching…not me. It's his computer skills that make him a nerd. Also the fact that he has perfect attendance, perfect grades and never gets in trouble. That's why I call him a nerd…nub…dork…well the list goes on and you get the point. The point is I cause the boy physical and mental pain. I'm not proud but that's my nature. He's in the AV club, his mom is a crazy psychopath, he's really good at fencing, he lives across from Carly and he was my first kiss. But we only did it to get it over with. You dig?
What? What does he look like? Why are you asking, just go look at him yourself. You don't want to? Oh well fine I guess I could touch up on what the little dork looks like. Well…he's not little anymore. He used to be. He's changed a lot. I mean seriously, you should have seen him when he was younger. He was terribly short. Shorter then I was! He wore nerdy clothes…you know like polos and khaki pants. I mean he still wears the polos but not the khaki pants anymore. Just jeans and usually a button up shirt with a long sleeve underneath or a polo. It varies. Anyway…yeah his looks. He has dark hair, that some days looks messy and some days looks really neat. It's not really long hair but its not really short…just regular length for a guy. His hairs is really soft too…What? Just saying. He has really deep chocolate brown eyes. When you look in them, you get lost. It's truly something different. When he really smiles they twinkle, I swear they do. I mean…yeah brown eyes. His smile…well I mean sometimes its just a "I'm fake smiling" smile. You can tell. Other times you can truly tell when he smiling cause he shows his perfect teeth and it touches his eyes, making them shine. Also over the years he's grown taller, thinner and he actually has muscles. He actually pinned me to the ground the other day…me! Ugh I wasn't too happy about that, but of course he was ecstatic. I could tell, I can read him like a book. But yeah that's what he looks like…here I have a picture of me and him on my phone…look. Told you, brown hair, brown eyes and look he's actually smiling, not even a fake one!
Anyway, anything else you want do you want to know, 'cause if your done then get out cause iCarly starts in a half hour and Fredward will be over to film. Plus I think Carly is getting impatient waiting downstairs for this interview to be over. Wait what did you say?! What do I like about Freddie? Are you off your nut? Nothing…he's a stupid nub. I am being serious, I think you're the mad one here. Ugh, the sooner I answer the faster this whole jank interview will be over. Hmm…what do I like. Well I lied, there is a lot I like about Freddie. The truth is I'm used to lying and talking horrible chiz about him that sometimes I forget that I don't have to lie anymore. Well sure there's a lot I like about him. Where do I start? I guess I could start about how I love when he just walks into Carly's house like he owns it. About 75% of the time he just comes in smiling, almost like he lightens up the room. It makes my heart race every time I hear that light knock and see him just walk in. I'd never fully admit it to anyone, so your lucky. I also love how he takes all my rude remarks and my painful punches. He just rolls his beautiful brown eyes at me. It means he doesn't really want to fight with me, or he cant find a good enough comeback. That also makes me laugh, I enjoy seeing him struggle with good enough remarks to throw at me. Most of them suck but sometimes he throws in a good one here and there. I also love the way he raises his eyebrow and makes this confused face. It is so adorable. Most of his facial expressions are adorable.
I also love how sometimes he has outburst when he is frustrated…it makes him look so feisty. Ha ha, I know it's lame but it's sometimes odd. Just watching him sometimes I even find myself amazed. I don't know why I watch him but I find myself every once in a while staring at him. The way his fingers fly over a computer when he is seriously working with it. It's like magic and you really wonder what's going on in a head like his. He is really smart. Just watching him in class too…when he is seriously concentrating he makes this cute thinking face. I have to admit it though I love it when he knows that I'm rude, obnoxious, assertive, pushy but he still keeps me as his own. He still loves me and still holds me and kisses me and tells me I'm beautiful. I love that most. I love him. I can't help it. The boy gets me going. I always feel like I shouldn't love him, but I do. It just sort of happened. Through all of the jank chiz we went through we fell for each other. So I suppose that's Freddie in a nutshell. My nerdy, computer loving, brown eyed boyfriend. I wouldn't trade him for anything.
So that's it for this interview then right? Good. Oh and remember, if you tell anyone what I just told you, I will hunt you down personally and hurt you. Slowly and painfully. Now hurry get out of here because I hear Freddork downstairs.
Did you like? Well review if you did! THANKS FOR ALL THE FEEDBACK! Oh and someone pointed out in my last story...i wrote that one of Sam's exboyfriends name was Noah...when I meant Jonah...i dont know why i wrote that, I knew that. Haha I dont think I was really thinking. I knew there wasnt something right with that name...so thanks for pointing it out! Hah 3