I have never, will never and never ever own iCarly. So yeah I dont own it.
I decided to just posts Freddie's Interview right away. I think this ones cute. OCC, sorta. So is Sam's. I forgot to mention that. Well I hope you like these. I have more one-shots to come. So don't worry. :P Yeah so anyway...ENJOY!
7.) Interview: Freddie about Sam
Oh hey. Yeah I'm ready to start. Oh hey that's a nice laptop you have there…what brand. Oh yeah that's a good one, good memory. Wait your typing down this interview? Why? Research? Okay I guess, let's start. Wait, what are you interviewing me on? Sam!? Oh okay, I mean I guess that's fine. Tell you about Sam? Well what do you want to know? Hmm, just random facts? Where do I start. Sam…Samantha…Puckett…well. Sam is obnoxious, pushy, controlling, rude, nasty, hurtful, a demon, lazy, unpleasant, cold-hearted, odd, interesting, beautiful, fun, loving -when she wants to be- and well Sam. She is her own thing. She's just Sam. Let's see what else. Sam loves Ham…rhymes. She also loves bacon, heck she loves all meat. Sam rarely does anything, but the one thing she does do is iCarly with me and Carly. Sam lives with her mom, she has a twin sister named Melanie -I now know she is real-, a cat named Frothy, and she gets into trouble A LOT. She is always in the principals office…probably more then Principal Franklin is. She gets low grades, she misses most of her classes, never does homework, sleeps in almost every class (when she does show up), she's always late and is one of the biggest bullies at school. Total opposite of me right? Well that's what I don't get. How are WE dating! I can't even answer that but it's just this attraction, this unknown attractions…you know like opposites attract? I guess that saying is true after all. *Sigh* She wears me out.
What? What does she look like? I thought you already interviewed her. So…you already saw her. Oh…what she looks like in my eyes. Hmm…Well She has dirty blonde, curly hair. It's long, soft and silky. She usually wears it in a half ponytail. She has intense blue eyes. Like the color of the ocean. Of course not the ocean in Washington but the ocean in like the Caribbean. They are so full of life. I could look in them forever, just doing that give me a new light on life. *Sigh* I can imagine them now. Oh sorry…yeah I'll go on. She has a nice smile…cocky, sly, smug, honest, sexy, bright. That would best describe her smile. She also has nice lips…which I've kissed…numerous times. She has a petite body. If you were to look at her, you would think that one touch and her fragile body would shatter. Oh boy how wrong that is. She is so tough, strong and independent. She usually can pin me to the ground in a second. Although that one time I did get her at a disadvantage and pinned her instead. Made my day. She had a nice body though. Curvy, thin, average height…she's filled out. You have to look past her rough exterior to see it though. She wears tomboy clothes, but not really in a way. She doesn't dress as girly as Carly but it's not like she wears boy clothes. Mostly t-shirts, jackets, chucks, sneakers, khaki shorts, skinny jeans…so on. Although she is tough…I even think I could shatter her fragile frame. I just have to remember that she could probably take down a grizzly bear with her bare hands.
Okay so how many more questions left? This is the last one? Nice. What's the last question? What do I like about Sam? Hah. Well let's see what I can come up with. Sam…what I like about her. Well at first I absolutely loathed it but now I can honestly say I like her attitude. Sure she was rude but that's what I love about her. She isn't like other girls. She wasn't girly, worrying about their nails, hair, outfit, or figure. Quite obviously by the amount of food she eats, she doesn't care about her health or figure. Where does all that food go? Still she remains perfect size. I guess in a way I like when she picks on me. It's entertaining. When we argue we get lost in our own world, we don't pay attention to anyone else. Kind of like when we kiss. I seriously don't hear anything, think about anything or care about anything except for the fact that I'm kissing Sam and her lips feel so wonderful against mine.
That's another thing I love, are her lips. Warm, soft, perfect to fit mine. Hah, here I was dreaming about Sam. You know when I was younger I would have never even thought or dreamed about this. My only true love was Carly when I was younger. If my mood wouldn't have changed, I'd still be dating Carly and not Sam. I'm actually thankful that I've changed. I love Sam and I wouldn't change that. Me and Carly are too much alike, it would just be boring. Sam is interesting, and I love that about her. Sure she has that rough exterior still but looking past that takes a while but when you do you find that Sam is beautiful, caring and actually has a soul. I know the only reason she picks on me is because she loves me. If a girl constantly rips on a guy, she usually has a crush on him. That's the only way Sam shows love and I have to admit I'm perfectly fine with that.
So are we done now? Okay awesome. You should probably get out of here. Oh and please don't tell anyone what I said about Sam…especially all the mushy stuff. I know we're dating in all but Sam is unpredictable when it comes to really admitting our feelings. I'd much rather go home without bruises.
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