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20.) Songfic: Shut up & Kiss Me - Orianthi: Sam's POV

I love the dork. I wasn't going to deny it. However the relationship we held wasn't exactly…picture perfect. We had our flaws. Both of us did. I was a bully, he was the nerd. What else did you expect? For us to run off in the sunset and live happily ever after without ever getting on each others nerves? Fat chance. That was rarely the case.

We loved to push each other buttons. It was just our thing, it's what we did. We were rarely nice to each other, we were always bickering and we constantly picked on one another. . We were considered the schools most dysfunctional couple. That's what you get, I suppose, when you have two complete opposites.

You're too loud, I'm so hyper

On paper we're a disaster

And I'm driving you crazy

It's my little game

I push you, and you push back

Two opposites so alike that

Everyday's a roller coaster

I'm a bump you'll never get over

I like to consider what me and Freddie have as a love-hate relationship. We loved each other, but at the same time we hated each other. We didn't literally hate each other, but old habits die hard. We fought then, we'll fight now. That's how our relationship was. A love-hate one.

When I first fell in love with him, I hated how much I loved him. I could barely take it. I wanted so badly to hate him, but I couldn't. I knew it was wrong. I knew it was impossible. We were frenemies back then. The bully and the nerd just didn't mix well. We found a way though. We managed. Now we do better then half the couples at Ridgeway High School.

This love (love)-hate (hate) relationship

You say you can't handle it

But there's no way to stop this now

So shut up and kiss me

Kick (kick), scream (scream) call it quits

But your just (just) so (so) full of it

Cuz it's too late, to close your mouth

Shut up and kiss me

So shut up!So shut up!

Sure we had our up and we've had our downs. I bug Freddie to the point where he says he can't even handle it anymore. I know he's never serious though. He just does the same thing every time. Goes home and then shows up the next day to apologize. Whenever I push him too far, he says he can't take being with me, but I know he doesn't ever mean it. I just brush it off and smile at him. He hates that. He know that I know he's just full of it. He loves me and he knows it.

I call you and you pick up

I tell you how much I'm in love

I'm laughing and you get mad

It's my little game

I'll admit it, I love teasing the kid. I can't help it, it's just who I am and I'm not changing. Take me or leave me as I am. He hates when I pick on him. He just scowls and glares. I laugh and grin smugly at him. He rolls his eyes and after a while smiles back too. That's how it always goes. He knows not to put up a fight with me. It's like a game I play. He can never win though, I'm always a step ahead of him.

Go ahead now, admit it

You like your world with me in it

Like a record, it's broken

Yeah, I'm a bump you'll never get over

He'd never admit it, but he knows he can't live without me. He loves having me around. I can tell by the look in his eyes. When I enter a room, his eyes light up or when I laugh, he smiles back. I know he loves me. So what if everyday was chaos and disaster, he knows his life would be boring without me.

He knows I'm dysfunctional, emotionally unstable, abrasive, demanding and wild. He still accepts me. He knows thar as well I do, that we come with flaws. Why else do you think I accept the fact that he is a nerd, a dork and a bit awkward. I love him for it too.

This love (love)-hate (hate) relationship

You say you can't handle it

But there's no way to stop this now

So shut up and kiss me

Kick (kick), scream (scream) call it quits

But your just (just) so (so) full of it

Cuz it's too late, to close your mouth

Shut up and kiss me

You miss my lips, my kiss, my laugh

The riffs on my guitarThe way we fight, we make up fast

Oooooh yeah …

So shut up!

If I were totally gone from his life, he would miss me. He would miss everything about me. I know he depends on me, trust me, and can't live without me. A little fighting never hurts. We just argue for a little bit and it soon disperses. Nothing too serious. He may act like it is, but lying was never his strong point.

Love-hate, love-hate, love hate!

Cuz it's a love (love)-hate (hate) relationship

You say you (you) can (can) handle it

But there's no way to stop this now

So shut up and kiss me

Kick (kick), scream (scream) call it quits

But your just so freakin' full of it

Cuz it's too late, to shut your mouth

Shut up and kiss me

I don't care that we're dysfunctional, odd and complete opposites. That what makes it so interesting. That's what makes my day. I love it all. I wouldn't trade it for anything. I love the constant banter, the fights, and glares. It's all part of our love-hate relationship and I wouldn't have it any other way.

I've decided to go on with these short one-shots. I dont know what number i'll go to but i'll just update it when i write a new one-shot. I might be writing a new story soon. like an actual story :D

Yeah so this is a good dong. It's called Shut Up & Kiss Me by Orianthi. It's awessome, you should check it out on youtube or something and listen to it!

One more thing: I was in my Psychology class and we were learning about love and relationships and there was this one thing we had to read in our book that totally reminded me of seddie! Haha i know. This is what it said: Some couples seem perfectly happy. Then suddenly to the surprise of all their friends, they divorse or break up. Other couples seem to fight all the time and constantly complain about each other. Yet they stay married or together....then it went on about some guy who talks about the real meaning of love, blah, blah, blah. Anywho yeah, i though it was funny because it reminded me of seddie and creddie. I dunno why.

-fireflies321