I don't own iCarly what-so-ever.

I wrote this one-shot a long time ago and I randomly found and realized I had forgotten to post it a long time ago, so here I'm finally posting it.

Enjoy and don't forget to Review when your done reading! Much appreciated.

22.) My nub.

I made my way down the hall. School hadn't started yet, and my mom had dropped me off early. I was extremely tired but I knew that neither Carly or Freddie was here yet. Or so I thought.

"Hey quit!" I heard a familiar deep voice say from around the corner. "That has my laptop in there." after that I knew exactly who that was. I rolled my eyes, wondering what he was up to now. I rounded the corner to see the scene in front of me. I stopped and stared, hiding around the corner to watch.

Two jocks were on either side of Freddie, him in the middle. They were tossing his blue backpack back and forth to each other. He jumped up every time his backpack went airborne. I laughed a little. He seemed so much taller compared to me but now when you put two of the biggest football jocks against him he looked so short and defenseless. I almost felt bad for him. Almost.

"Come on Fredwart." one of them said laughing hysterically as he caught his back pack with one hand and tossed it to the other football player.

"Jump higher you little nerd." he said.

"Just give it back guys." Freddie said trying to sound tough. He stopped jumping and glared at them. "I'm not afraid of you guys."

"Oh really?" said the taller one as he caught the backpack and held it now, getting closer to Freddie. He gave him a devilish smile. Freddie went pale and backed away.

"No?" he said almost as if a question. Oh come on Freddie be more of a man, I thought as I hid from behind the corner, watching this. I can't believe I'm dating this nub who can't even stick up for himself.

He backed into the other guy who growled at him. Freddie whirled around to look up at him, fear crossing his eyes. The guy raised his fist, and excitement crossed in his eyes. Okay I'd had enough of this, I'm doing something about this. Nobody touches my nub.

I walked out and Freddie caught sight of me. His shoulder slumped forward in relief as he backed away.

"Hey dudes." I said, casually walking up to them. All of them stopped and looked at me.

"What do you want Sam." The bigger one said. They both knew me well. I'd beat up their head quarterback last year. I don't think anybody on the team forgot about that. I smiled and shook my head.

"So what exactly is going on here."

"They wont give my backpack back!" Freddie yelled suddenly. I turned my head to him and glared.

"Freddie…shut up." I said cruelly. He looked shocked a minute then avoided my gaze. I felt bad a moment for snapping at him but that wasn't the point.

"So you were picking on this innocent kid." I said looking between the boys who looked rather confused right now.

"Hey!" Freddie said again. "I am not a kid." he crossed his arms over his shoulders and tried to stand proudly. "I'm a man."

Man. I laughed to myself. Anyway… I looked between the two.

"A-a yeah I guess we were. Why do you want to know Puckett." One of them said popping his lips on the P. I raised an eyebrow at him.

"Yeah, your just a little, weak girl. Why don't you run along in that little skirt of yours and leave us to some real business." I raised my eyebrow at the boy who had Freddie's backpack still in hand. Did he just say that? There was nothing I hated more then a guy thinking he was better then me. Me! Sam Puckett. I looked at Freddie who was glaring daggers at him. He looks so cute when he's trying to be angry. Freddie looked like he was about to punch the guy out. I nodded at him.

"Hey don't say that to her." Freddie said in the guys face.

"Oh now the nerd is sticking up for his little girlfriend. What a nerd." he said laughing. Freddie snapped. He lunged his fist in the guys stomach as hard as he could. The guy doubled over and dropped his backpack. Freddie caught his backpack before it hit the ground. The football player fell forward, landing on the ground. My jaw dropped in amazement.

Then I saw the guys friend coming up behind Freddie, fist ready.

"Oh no you don't." I yelled, jumping on top of him, punching him repeatedly in the face. "Nobody touches my nub."

"Hey get off!" he said trying to throw me off like an angry bull. "Your crazy!"

"No one is aloud to pick on Freddie, except for me. I own him!" I said as I pulled at his hair and kicked him.

"Okay I get it! Let me go!" he begged. I jumped off of him and as he turned to face me, I punched him in the stomach and he gripped his stomach, bending over. Then I grabbed the back of his hair and bringing my knee up, I connected the two. I heard his nose crack and he passed out on the floor. His nose bleeding. I looked up breathing hard. Freddie was staring at me.

"Holy chiz Sam." he said but was smiling from ear to ear. "Thanks." He looked at me.

"Yeah, yeah. Let's not get too mushy." I said waving my hand carelessly. "It was nothing. I suppose I should say thanks too."

He looked confused. "For what?" He was going to kill me.

"You know…taking that guy out for saying those things to me." I said quietly looking away. Freddie looked down at the jock. He was on the ground groaning and grabbing his stomach.

"No problem." he said smugly. I rolled my eyes but smiled and walked toward him. He put his hands on my waist and pulled me toward him.

"If your such a man, then kiss me." I said grinning like a fool. He rolled his eyes but brought me in for a kiss.

"What the-" we heard then. We looked over at Carly who was staring at the two unconscious football players on the linoleum floor of the school. "Do I want to know what happened?"

"Nah." I said smiling at her. Then the bell rang. Kids were scrambling around, some looking at the jocks on the floor, most ignoring them since I was near and they knew automatically that it was me who probably caused it. "Well we should go to class." I looked up at Freddie. He kept his arm around my waist as we stepped over one of the jocks and headed to our first period class, Carly following right behind us, shaking her head.

There you go! I hope you liked it.

I know it's a bit late to ask, but did anyone watch iBelieve in Bigfoot? I thought it was funny. It wasnt really a major episode but just a filler one. Spencer cracks me up with his imaginery bearcoon. I also loved Freddie's 80's costume. My favorite line from Freddie though was when Sam beat up the two hikers. "It's refreshing when she hurts someone who isnt me."

Wasnt much Seddie though. As much as I hate to say it, if you look really close there are tiny Creddie moments. *Shutters* I don't mind though. I don't hate Creddie that much, I just prefer Seddie much more.

Well that's all for now! I hope to get more one-shots out soon! Laterz!

-fireflies321