WARNING: THIS CHAPTER IS PRETTY... DIRTY. THE KIND THAT I COULDN'T WALK THE DOG FOR FEAR OF LEAVING IT UNATTENDED FOR MY CAT'S EYES TO BE BURNED OUT. I HAD TO FINISH IT FIRST, THEN HIDE IT IN A SECRET COMPUTER FOLDER. NOT LEMON OR ANYTHING, JUST EXTREMELY SUGGESTIVE...

I should probably walk the dog.

Semi-AU. They're actors... but they still have their powers. Don't question me!

Akuroku yummy-ness. With some Rox/Hayner. Rated M for... certain reasons... Nothing very graphic, I don't know if this could even classify as a lime (I wouldn't know, I've never read one. Just lemonz) There's a bit of sexual language and... stuff.

Roxas awoke before dawn to return to his own bed, leaving Axel a small note that he may or may not find. The blonde curled up under his blankets. He still had a few hours to sleep and try to rest away some of the soreness from his first time with Axel two nights ago… his one time with Axel… his only time ever. He wasn't ready for any more. It hadn't hurt at the time, but it was starting to sting slightly when he bent certain ways or sat down for awhile.

He shrugged it off. He was in love with Axel… Roxas was sure of that now. Though Axel had yet to say anything about whether or not he felt the same. Roxas frowned. Was he avoiding the subject because he didn't love Roxas? Did he forget that he was supposed to tell him? But then the new problem arose.

Should he ask?

Deciding that sleep was a good idea, he pushed the thought aside to mull over when he saw Axel that night.

"… I love you, Axel…"

Roxas opened the door to the filming area and suddenly heard passionate gasping and moaning. Roxas tensed. 'No way… it's not possible…'

Hayner, Pence, Ollette, and Naminé were all gathered around a television set. Pence and Naminé seemed nervous and downright uncomfortable, Ollette was blushing with curious interest, and Hayner was laughing smugly.

-"No… nn—I… Please… more—more…"-

Hayner saw him, frozen in shock. He smiled turning the screen for Roxas to see.

-"Ah! Ah… I-I'm going to—I'm going to come…"-

Tears started running down his cheeks.

-"Ah! AXEL!"-

Axel walked into the room, relaxed for the first time since meeting Roxas a year ago. "I'm here! Nomura, I need my—"

Someone suddenly took his hands behind his back and he heard the 'chink' of some sort of metal device. He was kicked in the back of the legs to make him fall to his knees. "Axel, I warned you to be careful," Nomura knelt before him. "Now look at what's happened…"

"What the hell? Are these handcuffs?" Axel shouted.

"You're under arrest for statutory rape of a minor."

"What?"

Nomura lay out a series of photographs of two nights ago… from the couch, all the way up to the bed.

"Where did you get those?"

"Paparazzi. You're being put on trial for statutory rape."

Axel fumed. "It wasn't rape! It was consensual sex!"

"Roxas is FIFTEEN. Not only is he a minor, he's not even at the age of consent. Legally, he is incapable of saying 'Yes' to anyone over sixteen. You're nineteen years old, Axel. It was not only rape; you need to be registered as a sex offender for pedophilia."

"No way! You're kidding!"

"Best-case scenario, a ban from working with minors and a legal restraining order keeping you a minimum of 100 meters from Roxas, and against you being alone with a minor."

"You can't do that!"

"The court can. And I am on your side… I need you to finish filming with Sora and he's sixteen. If we can, we'll want to argue that Sora will be under supervision when he's with you, and that he's over the age of consent…"

"I want to see Roxas!"

"You can't."

"Just once! Nomura, I just want to see him for a few minutes, to tell him that I'm sorry and that I…" he trailed off, tears in his eyes. "Please, Nomura! I'm begging on my knees! (Or I would be if I wasn't already down here)."

"FINE! I'll let you see him. I'll go find him.

"Roxas…"

Tada! There's the plot! Everything goes hectic now. (After a small little AkuRoku break of course). Did you get a little sick to your stomach? I did... not while writing it, but while proofreading it.

THE HORROR!

I've read far worse, but it's different to look at it and say "Dear God! I wrote that!"

So I suppose that Pence and Namine are normal, Hayner is gay, and Ollette is a yaoi fangirl in training. I am perfectly content with this situation.