A/N Sorry for the huge delay. Things have been really busy, and I haven't had time to really sit down and write. The next chapter will be up a lot faster, don't worry.

There's a line here.

"Hello, world! This is…

TOTAL!

DRAMA!

JUNGLE!"

After showing an aerial view of the jungle, the camera shifter to a man with a self-centered air around him, although he did have nice hair. "I am Chris McLean, host of TDJ. Don't forget it." He scowled briefly, then went back to grinning arrogantly. "This season, we have 22 new contestants competing for $1,000,000. Be prepared for laughs… romance… suspense… and of course, drama." A loud noise interrupted him. "Looks like our first victim has arrived."

A beige-colored pickup truck pulled up to the entrance to the campsite, and a tan 17-year-old girl hopped out. She grabbed her luggage out of the back with little difficulty.

"Welcome to our Athlete, Marisa!" Chris smiled sadistically,

"Hi Chris…" Marisa replied, leery of the host. After all, she had watched past seasons.

Suddenly, another loud noise came echoing through the jungle. This time, with it stopped, a boy stepped out.

"Our other Athlete, and Bookworm, Seth J.!" Chris bumped knuckles with the green-eyed competitor.

"Seth J.? You mean there's another Seth?" Seth J. replied. "Hmm. Oh well." He sighed. Turning to Marisa, he introduced himself. "Hey, I'm Seth. Well, obiviously." Quickly they began a conversation.

The next time the truck pulled up, it dropped off yet another 17-year-old. His blue eyes seemed friendly as he got his luggage out of the trunk.,

"You must be the Survivalist, Scott." Chris said, looking down at his clipboard.

"That's right." Scott took a knife out and flipped it, until it flew out of his hands and got stuck in a tree.

"Smooth." Chris sneered. "And here's number 4, the 80's Greaser, Danny!"

A 18-year-old stepped out of the truck. His hair was gelled up, and he wore a black leather jacket. He scowled, trying to look cool as he walked past Chris.

"Dude. You realize it's not the 80's, right?" Chris asked snidely. Danny simply glared and leaned agaisnt the nearest tree, pulling out a comb out of his back pocket.

"OK. Now arriving, our Nerd, Shawn!" Chris spoke rather quickly. When he out of the truck, everyone stared. He was wearing full body armor and a helmet. The most shocking thing about him, however, was the massive amount of bubblewrap that surrounded his entire body.

"Hey Shawn, I'm Chris." Chris introdueced himself, sticking a hand out.

"NOOOOOOOOO! GET AWAY FROM ME!" Shawn shrieked while running away from Chris, his eyes wide with fear. He ran behind a tree on the side farthest away from Chris.

While that was happening, the beige truck had brought another camper. This time, it was a girl, although she looked more like a guy.

"You must be Riley, our second girl to arrive, and our Curious and Clumsy girl." Chris said, a little shaken after the last contestant.

"Sure." She walked over to where Marisa and Seth J. were standing. "Hey Sugar. I'm Riley." She said to Marisa, winking.

"Um… I'm straight." Marisa said, obivously a little weirded out. Shrugging, Riley pulled out her iPod and began electro-dancing.

The truck pulled up just then, and a girl who was typing away on her laptop jumped out. Once she had her luggage, she grabbed a box of Pocky out of her hoodie pocket and began to eat it.

"Hey Katrina, welcome to TDJ!" said Chris, holding out his hand for a high-five.

Katrina simply walked past him, saying, "I'm busy right now, the firewall is almost down…" She took a seat underneath the tree Danny was still leaning on, and Shawn was hiding behind.

"Everyone, this is our Funny Metal Rocker, Zakk." Chris stated while not paying any attention what so ever.

Zakk walked up, headbanging as he listened to his iPod and waved to Chris quickly.

"And this is Aidan, our Casanova Strategist." Chris said, still not paying attention.

The 16-year-old stepped out of the truck, and both Katrina and Marisa stopped and stared. Even Shawn peeked out from behind his tree to look at the hottie called Aidan.

"Hey Chris, it's great to be here." Aidan said, grinning.

One by one, Samantha Lyle, the Shy Nerd, Bella Henderson, the Adventurer, and Tatiana Moinsa, the Fashion Goddess arrived. All seemed friendly, and harmless enough.

"Next to arrive…"

There's a line here.

A/N a cliffy. xD Let me know who you want your character to be paired with, and I can work it out.