A/N: Hey everyone! Just wanted to let you know that I will be taking over all writing duties, but A Moments Hesitation will still be helping me out a little.

"Next to arrive, is Andy Vanns, our Nerdy Asian!"

The tall 17 and 1/2 –year –old turned to the nearest camera and said, "Hello, everyone! Hi mom and dad!" He then repeated this in Japanese.

"Are you gonna do that every time?" Chris asked, then was interrupted by the truck, dropping off one of the strangest ones yet.

"I-is t-that a H-HIPPO? I'M AFRAID OF HIPPOS! NOOOOOO!" Shawn shouted, running as far away from the hippo as he could. Everyone else just stared with confusion. The newcomer had bubblegum pink hair with black highlights. His gold eyes turned red when he realized they were staring at his hippo.

"STOP STARING AT HIM! He gets nervous." The odd 16-year-old said.

"You must be Juevo, our Insane Maniac… you realize there are no pets allowed?" Chris smirked.

"I'll sue if you send Francis away." Juevo threatened.

Chris sighed. "Fine, you can keep him. Don't want a repeat of Courtney." He shuddered. "And here's contestant 15!"

The truck dropped off a 16-year-old girl wearing a shirt with Jack and Sally on it.

"You must be December, our Tim Burton Fan." Chris said, not paying attention after what happened with Juevo.

"Mmhm. Where's Noah?" December asked, looking around.

"Oh, your boyfriend? He's not here. He wasn't accepted." Chris spoke nonchalantly.

December, scowling, sat unhappily on the ground, arms crossed.

When the truck stopped, it caused Zakk to shout, "How many weirdos are in this place?"

The girl was wearing minimal clothing (it only covered what it needed to cover) and she was standing on top of the truck when it pulled out. She swung down from a vine and stood in front of Chris.

"I am Jenna from the Jungle." She announced to Chris, arms up.

"Yes, I've heard about you. Go stand next to the other maniac over there." He replied, pointing to Juevo, who smiled and waved.

"Okay." She said, a smile on her face also.

Some of the final contestants arrived: Seth Fuijimoto, Karate-trained Otaku, Jared Rivers, the Shaman, Deedee Baille, the Adrenaline Junkie, Anabella Rogers, Tree-hugger, and Willow Foster, the Theater Nerd.

"And last, we have on Large Weird Man-Bear, Teddy!"

The final contestant was huge, but had a friendly face and he shook Chris's hand.

"It's AWESOME to be here, Chris!" he said happily.

"Yeah, yeah, go with the other contestants." Chris snapped, rubbing his hand. "Well, that's the last contestant! We need a promotional picture for this season! Come stand under the trees."

Marisa said quietly, "Something bad's gonna happen. Just watch."

After everyone got into position, Chris pulled out a camera. "Everyone say, TOTAL DRAMA JUNGLE!"

"TOTAL DRAMA JUNGLE!"

A large hole opened up in the ground and they all fell in, as Chef and Chris began cracking up.

"Once-haha you get-ha out of the hole, hahaha, meet us-haha by the camp. HAHAHA!" Chris said between laughs

"All right, everyone. Let's get you into teams. I will be picking people for one team, Chef will pick for the other. Come stand by me if I call your name, if not, stand by Chef when he calls your name. And first is…"

"Danny!" Chris shouted.

"Jared!" Chef boomed.

"Aidan!"

"Jenna!"

"Samantha!"

"Juevo!"

"Seth J.!"

"December!"

"Zakk!"

"Deedee!"

"Riley!"

"Seth F.!"

"Teddy!"

"Bella!"

"Katrina!"

"Andy!"

"Shawn!"

"Anabella!"

"Marisa!"

"Tatiana!"

"Scott!"

"And finally, Willow!" Chef yelled.

"All right, Marisa, Seth J., Samantha, Zakk, Katrina, Riley, Aidan, Danny, Teddy, Scott, and Shawn. From this day until the merge, you will be called the Screaming Pythons!"

Many groans were heard due to the cheesy team name.

"And Bella, Seth F., Jenna, Juevo, December, Tatiana, Deedee, Anabella, Willow, Jared, and Andy, you will be the Killer Parrots!"

More groans.

"Quit groaning or you won't get anywhere to sleep!" Chris scowled. "Anyway, time to show you camp."

Chris lead the 22 teens into a wide campsite, with 4 grass huts, 2 on each side. Showers and bathrooms stood in the back of the camp, between the huts. On the left side stood a tent with picnic tables underneath, next door to a kitchen.

"The huts are where you'll sleep for the upcoming weeks. Pythons on the left, Parrots on the right. And no, there are not co-ed." Chris explained, answering Shawn's question as he timidly raised his hand. "One hut is for the girls, another for the guys." He walked into the jungle on the left side, and stopped in front of a tree with a camera in front of it, and sat on a tree trunk.

"This is the Confessional Tree. This is where you'll vent in front of millions of viewers, and tell them what you're really thinking." Chris said.

Confessional Tree

Andy: Hello again!

End Confessional Tree

"The tent over there is where you'll eat, um, outstanding food. And this is it!" Chris finished. "Any questions?"

Shawn raised his hand.

"Great, no questions! Go unpack and meet me in the jungle for the first challenge." Said Chris.

Confessional Tree

Shawn: I-I got i-ignored a-again…

Bella: THIS IS GONNA BE GREAT!

December: I have a bad feeling about this…

End Confessional Tree

A/N: All right, these are the pairings that are most likely gonna happen.

JuevoxJenna

MarisaxSeth (ohh a love triangle!)

ZakkxSamantha

KatrinaxScott

SamanthaxAidanxKatrina (another love triangle, however with a more sinister purpose)

ShawnxBella

AnabellaxJared

WillowxDanny

Meaning Seth F., Riley, Deedee, and Andy are most likely not gonna be in a relationship. PM me if you want any of them to be in a relationship with anyone! Thanks!

(By the way, anyone watch TDWT last night? Ezekiel rising out of the bag to sing: PRICELESS. xD)

Eliminated: none! :)