xoxo Gigi and Tay p.s. Tay made me name the last chapter Stupid Boy! -gigi =]
(Gigi writing)
EPOV.
We had all met up in Emmett and Rosalie's room to think up of a plan, and so far, things weren't going well. Every idea seemed even more ridiculous and unbelievable then the one before. Alice suggested shopping to relieve the stress and Rosalie suggested the couples be seperated for a while. We all scoffed at the idea, as if I would be without my Bella for any period of time! However, the worst one came when Emmett opened his mouth.
"Hey, what about couples therapy! Remember that TV show we used to make fun of..what was it called? Oh yeah, Couple Counseling!" We all turned to Emmett in shock, and he cracked when he saw our expressions. "Chill out guys, I was kidding."
"Oh, why not? I think it's a pretty good idea, actually." We all turned to face a smiling Carlisle in the doorway. Woah, I didn't even hear him approach! I must have been too absorbed in our discussion..Oh crap. He's currently reciting the alphabet in Russian in his head, this can't be good. Judging from the expression on his face, I think everyone could tell what was about to happen, and none of us were pleased about it. "You can all go to couples counseling! What a wonderful idea, Emmett, thank you."
We all stared at him in horror, as Emmett got on his knees before Carlisle, begging. "Oh please, please don't make us go! It was just an idea, really, I was joking! Carlisle, we used to spend every day making fun of that show!"
At this, Carlisle looked amused. "Fine, I won't make you participants on the show, but I will hook you up with a certain psychologist I met when I was in Italy for the International Doctor's Convention. She's great, and I'm sure you will all love her. Now, no more complaining, I want all of your bags packed and ready to go by tomorrow morning." With this he left, walking down the hallway chuckling to himself. Something in his expression told me he knew more than he was saying, but he was now reciting the Greek alphabet, leaving me helpless.
"Oh. My. God." Rosalie said, the first one to recover. Her eyes were wide with mortification, and she sunk down to the floor. "We got to go see a loony doctor!" Our expressions turned to match hers as the news finally sunk in.
(Tay writing/Gigi perfectifying(tay's word)
We decided to seperate the sexes, get a little break from each other. Rosalie, Alice, and Bella packed in Alice's room, and Emmett, Jasper, and I packed in Emmett's room. Luckily, I had gotten a chance to apologize to Bella while we were in Emmett's room, so we were on speaking terms once more. I would tell Carlisle to escape this whole experience, but he made it pretty clear that he wanted ALL of us to go. Right before we parted, I quickly grabbed her arm and told Bella to "go to the bathroom" at ten thirty and we'd be able to talk. Just because the rest of them had decided to act immature, didn't mean that had to seperate the two of us.
BPOV:
I kept looking at the clock hanging above Alice's door ten forty-four, less than one minute. "Uhh guys, I'm gonna...go take a shower, and..stuff, kay?" I said. "Uhhuh, sure bye, Bells" Alice and Rose said in unison not turning away from their suit cases.
Edward was waiting outside the door, "How'd you get out?" I asked him. "I told Emmett and Jasper that I was going to see you, and to not tell Alice or Rosalie" He said confidently, but noticing my surprised expression he finished his explanation by saying, "and I payed them off." He chuckled. I nodded, no wonder.
We went into his room there and just talked, and watched TV on an extremely low volume, hoping they'd be too distracted to notice. I guess I ended up falling asleep the next morning, because I woke up in my room, but he wasn't there. I looked around frustrated. Where the hell was he? Not even half a minute later Alice and Rosalie ran in and started jumping on my bed, "C'moooooooon sleepyhead wake up!!!!!!!!!!" Alice squealed.
"We already went to your house and got your stuff packed, because YOUUU fell asleep!"Said Rose matching Alice's enthusiasm. I groaned, and rolled out of bed. "By the way, why is that? I thought we were all gonna have a sleepover and girls night in Alice's room"
"Uh, yea about that, I came into my room to pick out some clothes to wear tomorrow and to call Charlie and I guess I kind of fell asleep in the process," I stuttered, smiling sheepishly.
"Oh, okay," Rose replied, shrugging it off. "When we went over to your house, we filled Charlie in on all the details using your house phone and he said it was fine as long we didn't do anything dangerous"
"Yeah yeah yeah let's go! come on!!" Alice shrieked, causing Rose and I to jump. I quickly changed into the outfit Alice had left for me on my bed, and cleaned myself up in the bathroom. Once I looked decent, I headed out the door to find the rest of them waiting at the door. As I rushed down the stairs, I tripped on the middle stair and was about to fall when a pair of strong arms caught me. My instinct was to give him a grateful smile, but I quickly stopped myself and instead pushed his hands off and gave him a cold glare. I marched out to the car, leaving behind a very confused Edward.
Stupid Edward. Honestly, he had to leave me in the middle of the night, and now act like nothing was wrong! And also, he keep texting me every 2 minutes WANTING TO KNOW WHAT HE DID. I mean, I was being a pretty awesome person forgiving him last night, (not that I wouldn't have eventually..thats beside the point!), and then he ditches me in the middle of the night! Hmph.
EPOV:
Bella was dozing peacefully in my arms, and I was reading a book, completely distracted. Emmett and Jasper, as quietly as possible, barged through the door. "Edward, get up!" they said, dragging me off the bed. Lucky for them, Bella barely moved. "Lht mm go!" I said, which was really meant to be "let me go" but they'd stuffed a sock in my mouth.
"We're not supposed to be talking to the girls, remember? You paid us for an hour. It's been two hours, now unless you want your precious silver volvo turned PINK, than I suggest you get out NOW." pressed Emmett. I sighed, "fine." I kissed Bella's forehead quickly, wrote her a quick note, and left. I hoped Bella wouldn't be too mad at me, and just in case, I'd apolgized many times in the letter. The rest of the night was spent packing and playing "Guess what the girls are doing," because they were blocking out their thoughts from me. This was happening more and more often, I thought, grumbling.
(gigi writing)
Before I knew it, it was morning and I heard Bella's alarm clock going off. We had to be ready by six am, and since I had already changed into my outfit last night, I carried my bags down to the front door. Before long, the rest of us were down there as well. Except Bella. Before I could get an aneurysm, Jasper felt my emotions and placed a hand on my arm, soothing me. Then, I smelled a beautiful floral scent growing stronger. I looked up and saw Bella coming down the stairs quickly. Uh-oh. That can't be good.
Just as I predicted, she tripped on the middle stair and I was there to catch her before she rolled down the stairs and fell flat on her face. I smiled at her brilliantly, but was greeted by her scowl. I felt a small push against my arms (which had probably taken all of her strength), and I removed my arms. She then marched down the stairs and out the door, ignoring me completely.
"What did you do to Bella?" Alice hissed.
"I don't know! I had to leave her in the middle of the night, but I left her a note explaining that Emmett and Jasper dragged me away!" I stopped, realizing I had said too much.
"You. Were. With. Her??" Alice demanded.
"Uh, not for very long.." I said nervously, running out the door and into the car before she could say anything more. We all piled into Carlisle's van. Rosalie and Emmett and I sat in the back, Jasper and Alice sat in the middle, and Bella sat in the front with Carlisle. I would have usually taken the seat with Alice and Jasper to avoid Em and Rose's constant PDA, but I figured it was better than Alice biting my head off. I tried to text Bella, but she never responded. At one point, she even turned around to glare at me, and I decided to let her approach me herself. I sighed, and settled back into the seat, trying to ignore Rose and Em's constant noises. This would be a long week.
A/N heyy heyyy! How'd you like it? Like it enough to review it? Hate it enough to review? yeah I know=] Lol sorry REALLY long chatper thanks to Gigi I had it at like 970 something words and she adds 700 more words xoxo-tay.
Lol, ignore taylor. She likes to blame me for everything. R&R please! =]
luv ya,
Gigi
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Tay (I have every right to blame pants)
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Gigi ( again, ignore her.)