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Chapter 6!!!!

Holy Crapamoly

Racapation!!

"SHHHHH"said that Mike look alike dude.( I still didn't know his name)

We all looked at each other and yelled at the top of our lungs "MAKE US!!!!!"

But we had timed it REALLY bad because right when we stopped we heard the booming voice of our principal.

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Bella's P.O.V

Oh crap.

"WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?!!?"the principal dude said.

"Wow and he says we scream..."Damon smirked.

"Stufu Damon" I said while laughing.

"WHATS SO FUNNY?!?!?"WOW anger management.

"nothing sir."

"Mike who are these students and what were they doing that made you come get me" OH so that kids name was mike...okay...WAIT WHAT!?!?

"Well I only know Elena"-he pointed to her-"I think that's Stefan"-He pointed to him-"and I think that's Isabella or something." Mike said.

"okay..Introduce your selves." He barked at us.

"Hey now you list-"I cut off Damon before he said anything he regretted. But then I jumped away from him "EWWW you freak you licked me...AND BIT ME!!!!I'M GONNA KILL YOU" and i lunged at him but was cut off when the principal said:

"Hey you two cut that OUT!"he yelled...again!

Sorry sir,"We both muttered.

"Okay now...all of you come to my office." he barked at us and then walked off wiyhout waiting for us to respond.

We all sighed and followed him to his office"wait here"he barked yet again. He walked into his office and we listned in on what he was doing. HE WAS CALLING OUR PARENTS?!!?!?OOMF-IN-G!!!

"I can't believe hes calling our parents."I muttered to my family-Bi-ological and not.

"Yea i know...Hey Izzy your stronger than us right?" Stefan asked me

"No way..I'm the oldest..so I'm the strongest!..PLUS i drink human blood...not crappy animal"He said the word with disgust.

I, yet again, lunged at Damon to show how strong I was and pined him to the ground. "So Damon who's the bestest AND the strongest?" I asked him with a sickly sweet voice.

"Fine your the strongest" He admitted. "But it's only because you have original vamp blood in you."

"Yea right...you keep telling your self that...what do you want me to do Stefan?"

"Could you try to listen to the pals' thoughts?"

"Sure can do." I said and then concentrated on him and his thoughts.

Teenagers these day's...I can't believe them...so disrespectful....In my day kids would be to respectful you would drown in it.....Well time to call there parents...dodi dodi dodi...trala lala.... And then I just drowned him out... "okay hes saying quote Teenagers these day's...I can't belive them...so disrispectful....In my day kids would be to respectful you would drown in it.....Well time to call there parents...dodi dodi dodi...trala lala.... end quote."

"Okaaaaay....? thats umm...wonderful....yea I remember when we were the kids of his generation...nobody was that respectful...wow..over dramatic much..."Damon said.

"Damon do you even know how old he is?" I asked him.

"Yea...when we were kids.."He said smart aliky. "Just kidding....probably in his mid 40's to mid 50's..you can never tell with humans these day....dodi dodi dodi..tralalalala..."He said mimicking the pals' thoughts(A.N: when i say pal' it's the principal...just to tell you)

"Oh shut it Damon." Stefan, Elena and I said at the same time...wow we all know him tooooooo well didn't we?

"Okay lets listen in on what hes saying to our Rents'(A.N Rents' out your parents)

Hello, Cullen residence:Esme

Principal: Yes this is Mr. Saltina I;m the Principal of Forks high school.

Esme:Oh no..what did they do now?

Pal':They were loitering in the hall's during class and disrupting the classes by yelling...and...umm biting each other.

Esme:Wait what...they were biting each other?

Pal':Yes..well actually ...Damon Salvatore bit Isabella Salvatore when she was trying to make him be queit.

Esme:okaaay...I guess I'll get Carlisle to come and talk to you?

Pal:Okay..I do not have his number listed. Only his name.

Esme:Well he works at e=the hospital...Everybody knows that..Carlisle Cullen

Pal:whatever, Bye.

Esme: B-but he had already hung up...RUDE!Then he came out and asked us:

"Who is your leagal gaurdian?" to Stefan and Damon.

"Me" Damon said while I laughed.

"No really ...who's your guardian?"

"No really ..Me..I'm 19...I failed a grade cause' I got sick one year and had to repeat the grade... So I adopted my brother and his girlfriend so that we'll never be apart...and then we met up with our sister last night."He concluded.

"Umm okay"the principal said rudely.

"Okay dude your gonna havta stop being so rude"I said

"Now listen here missy-" He began.

"Oh no do NOT call me missy I'm Waaaaay older than you and-" Damon had tackled me and Stefan covered my mouth... So i bit him.

"EWWWW oh god she BIT ME!!!! IZZY!"Stefan yelled and chuckled.

"Okkkkayyyy....well....ummm...you guys can go now...just go to class...please.."He said, hesitantly looking at me and backing a way slowly in to his office and closing his door. Que me laughing at his expression.

"Wow he thinks I'm Pazzo" I laughed again. (Pazzo means crazy)

"Yupperz" Edward, Stefan and Damon all agreed with me.

"Izzy we've always known that your crazy." Damon said and Stefan agreed.

"You know I'm gonna kill you now" I said while baring my fangs..well that was a mistake. I heard a collective gasp of my family(except for Stefan, Damon and Elena).

Well crap..guess I've got some explaining to do.

Sigh.

Sooo did you guys like it ...yes..or no....hummm....i don't know

lol yesterday a 7 year old taught my math ....heh...I feel stupid now... HE HAD TO FRIGGEN CORRECT ME FOR GODS FRIGGEN SAKES!...SOOO...ummm soo onwards from my embarrassment.

okay...I got a question from a reader...so I'm gonna answer it now...heh...awkward.

From: Dark-Supernatural-Angel

Question:

If she was already a 500 year old vampire than how could she have Nessie?. Which vampire is Bella(do you have both types of vampires?)

Answer:

Nessie was a miracle type thing...Bella wasn't suppose to have kid because of what Klaus did to her...So I put Nessie in cause' I wanted Stefan and Damon to be like...all confuzzled about that...heh I'm mean... Bella is the type of vampire Stefan and Damon are on the books(with the fangs and 'ooooh i burn in the sunlight' thing...she has her own ring..like Stefan and Damon)..and yes both vampires are in this...I'll explain probably in a later chapter....I know sounds kinda stupid...but...well that's my mind

...so i hope that answers your question.

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