Days Go By
.::a fic for everyone who adores the Akatsuki.::.

Part Five: Hidan and Kakuzu

Hidan had always been obsessed with Kakuzu, from the moment he first laid eyes on the year-older male.

And, okay, yes, he was a little awkward when it came to romantic relationship shit, so he often improvised.

How was he supposed to know Kakuzu wouldn't understand when he said "Fuck me" it meant "date me"? Not his fault.

The platnium blond sighed, slicking back his hair. Kakuzu was now a senior-it was his last chance to attempt to seduce the other male.

Hidan clutched his fists. Holy Jashin, how was he supposed to do this without seemingly like a giddy schoolgirl?

Time to go see the almighty mother.

"I need your fucking help."

Konan glanced up. Hidan was in the doorway, hand propped on his waist. Konan suppressed the urge to tell him he looked like a girl.

"What can I do for you?"

"I'm trying to tell Kakuzu I like him. Should I say 'I would like it if you fucked me' or 'I want to be your fucktoy'?"

The Jashinist sighed, kicking rocks across the pavement of a sidewalk. Hands jammed in his jeans, t-shirt tightly streched over his chest, his hair gleaamed in the sunlight and, really, if he did say so himself, he just screamed I WANT YOU TO SCREW ME.

"...Hidan."

The platnium perked up at his name. "Kakuzu!" He said, sounding like a lost puppy who'd found it's owner. "How was your damn class?"

The money-lover looked surprised at his interest, but hesitantly replied, "Fantastic."

"Fucking great," Hidan swallowed, feeling his nerves buzz up. "Hey, would you like..." Dont say to fuck me! Don't do it! "...to accompany me to lunch? I fucking missed it and I know your goddamned lunch period is now."

Kakuzu eyed him. "Dont you have a class?"

Hidan waved his hand. "Fuck that. Food comes before school."

"...Alright," The senior finally agreed.

Hidan did a mental victory dance.

Kakuzu couldn't stop staring at the platnium blond.

Yes, he was aware the cult fanatic held a thing for him. To be honest, he wasn't against the idea...

He just needed to be sure the junior really wanted him.

Hidan look up. "You gonna fucking eat or what?"

"Language," the senior retorted, picking up a fry.

Hidan was finding it exetremly hard to not be around Kakuzu.

The junior would get nervous, jittery, and would turn into a PMS-ing Deidara. And the instant the senior male did appear, Hidan would be by his side, bickering and/or flirting shamelessly.

Kakuzu had become his drug, Hidan thought as he chattered away about absolutely nothing to the senior, swear words appearing often. He took a breath, only to speak again, and be stopped by one of Kakuzu's fingers on his lips.

"You need to learn to breath, Hidan," The senior murmured, before disappearing.

Hidan stared, blushing a bit. Fuck. He was in deep.

"Hey, Kakuzu, you fucker, wait up!"

The senior paused, letting Hidan catch up with him. "Yes?"

"Goddammit, couldn't you just fucking..." The blond trailed off. "I, uh...shit! I really fucking like you!" Silence. "And I would really like it if you fucked me into oblivion right now."

Kakuzu sighed, drawing the junior in. "You ruined the moment."

"Shut the fuck up! Kamidamn..."

"I like you, too," Kakuzu smirked, placing a kiss on Hidan's lips.

"You better damn do," Hidan muttered, tugging on Kakuzu's shirt. "Fuck you for screwing with my feelings!"

The money-lover chuckled.

Clapping filled the arena as the seniors began to progress across the stage.

The platnium blond glance around at his companions. Itachi and Kisame were whispering, Deidara was bothering Sasori, and Tobi was trying to get Zetsu to notice him.

Then, it was Kakuzu's turn.

Hidan cupped his hands, and, as Kakuzu walked up to recieve his diploma, yelled, "CONGRATS ON GRADUATING YOU SEXY MOTHERFUCKER!"

"Shut up Hidan!" Kisame, Itachi, Deidara, Sasori, and Tobi chroused, smacking him.

He could hear Pein, Konan, Zetsu, and Kakuzu laughing and he smirked.

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TADA! Finally, I bring you the fifth part of Days, -does mental victory dance- Ha-ha. Okay, so, obviously, Hidan needs some mouthwash, but whatevs.

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