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Enjooooooy! :D
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"Hi everyone!" Lena greeted the audience as the theme music came to an end. "I'm Lena, your host for today, and this is Trent," she said, motioning to Trent, who was standing beside her, "He'll be my co-host today. Apparently, the network finds me too annoying alone… So…" she grumbled.
"Anyways," Trent picked up. "Welcome to Total Drama World Tour: Aftermath- Fanfiction Edition."
The two hosts walked back to their couch and took a seat. On the left of the hosts were the former contestants (Eva, Katie, Sadie, Beth, Justin, Geoff and Duncan) and the seats on Trent and Lena's right were currently unoccupied.
"Before we start the show," Lena said, "I want to apologize for telling you all to buy Chris's book. It was wrong of me and I shouldn't have said that," she said, looking down.
Suddenly, Lena's head shot up and she held up a little disk with Chris's face on it, "Instead, buy the ebook! It saves trees!" she said excitedly. "It's a great read and it's good for the environment!"
"Yeah, so…" Trent coughed. "Let's get on with the show."
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Harold walked on the stage, still wearing his samurai armor and bowed humbly to the audience.
"Hello, sensei Harold," Trent greeted. Lena waved at him.
"Sit down, Harold buddy!" Lena exclaimed. Harold nodded at her and took a seat on her right.
"Thanks for fishing me out of the ocean, you guys," Harold told them.
"Oh no prob!" Lena giggled. "You're practically my favorite now! You were so honorable and stuff in that last episode," Lena said, heartfelt.
"I thought DJ was your favorite…" Trent asked quizzically.
"Oh, he is. But he would've been kicked out if Harold didn't step up," Lena explained. "So thanks, Harold. …I got you something!"
"Really?" Harold asked. Lena handed him a CD with Chris's face on it. "Uh… Thanks?"
"So you still like DJ, after what he did to that poor panda?" Trent turned towards Lena, eyebrow raised.
"Well… It wasn't completely his fault… Plus he felt really bad for it… So no. DJ's cool! GO DJ!" she cheered to the camera. "Who's your favorite?" Lena asked Trent.
He sighed, "I don't really know… Spending two seasons competing with all these people, seeing them at their worst… I don't know if I can pick someone and root for them…"
"Well, I'm still for LeShawna," Harold declared.
"Alejandro!" Eva, Beth, Katie and Sadie said at the same time.
"Bridgette's totally gonna kick everyone's butts," Geoff stated.
"I… really don't care," Duncan shrugged.
"I still think I should be on there. I would totally win," Justin said.
"Moving on…" Lena said slowly.
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"Total Drama Dish-Out!" Lena exclaimed.
"We actually have some viewer comments on last time's topic- Alejandro," Trent said.
Lena frowned, "I liked him at the beginning… But now everyone likes Alejandro… No one hates him. It's not that interesting anymore. I was counting on like Heather or someone to go against him, but no one is. Alejandro's practically a Gary Lou!"
"I never liked that guy from the start," Trent shook his head. He coughed, "So… Let's see what you all had to say about him!"
"Yup!" Lena exclaimed. She clicked the mouse on the laptop in front of her and a few comments popped up on the projector screen behind them
Trent looked over her shoulder to the computer and said, "Totally Calm said… Alejandro is ruining my favorite couple which is BridgetteXGeoff!Don't lose her Geoff or I'll kick your butt for ruining the show!"
Geoff looked shocked, "Can do, dude. Or dudette… Can do," he nodded, smiling a little.
"Harlie Davidson said… I sooo like Alejandro better. He creates so much DRAMA!" Lena said, reading off the laptop.
"Well, that's last time's Dish-Out," Trent started. "Let's move onto this week's."
"What did you guys think of Team Amazon?" Lena asked.
Trent chuckled, "I don't know if I should say anything, considering I've been linked with those three Amazons."
"Courtney?" Lena asked.
"After the rise of Gwencan, Trentney became pretty popular in the fanfic world," he shrugged. Lena nodded slowly, unsurely.
"I think it was totally wrong for Heather, Gwen and Courtney to abandon their team!" Beth said.
"If you ask me, it was predictable that Chef would pick the worst trailer vid," Duncan shrugged. Geoff nodded.
"I totally saw that coming," Geoff added.
Lena shuddered, "Don't remind me! Those videos were disgusting! Poor little fishies who lost their cute little tails," she dabbed the tears from her eyes.
"Well I think Codierra is adorable!" Katie squealed, getting back to the original question.
"It's a little creepy, but kinda cute," Sadie added.
"I really couldn't care less," Eva shrugged. Justin nodded.
"What do you guys think?" Lena asked, looking at the audience. "Leave a review! Let us know!"
"Hey, isn't that Ezekiel kid supposed to be here?" someone asked.
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"Time for my favorite segment!" Lena exclaimed. "Total Drama What Is Chris Doing Right Now!"
"Can you pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease stop that?" Eva begged.
"Can we skip this?" Trent asked her. "It's a little creepy."
"Awwuh!" Lena pouted. "Fine. I guess we can. …But only because Chris will be joining us today for the show!" she exclaimed.
Tons of applause sounded as Chris Maclean walked onstage and continued for a few seconds after he had sat down.
"Hi, Chris! HIIII!" Lena giggled.
"Uh… This isn't my hair stylist's…" Chris took off his sunglasses, looked confused and then glared.
"Yeah, I know… We kinda abducted your chauffeur…" Lena said awkwardly. Chris did his famous eyebrow raise.
"Okaaaaaay… I'm out of here," he got up and walked off stage. "Hey! Get me a latte, will you?" he yelled to some random intern backstage.
"NO! Chris! Come baaaaaack!" Lena cried. She would've chased after him, but Trent started the next segment.
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"Total Drama Reenactments. You know, this segment wasn't very popular," Trent commented.
Lena nodded, "Yeah, and all those copyrights and trademarks and stuff are getting in the way. The network wanted us to get rid of it anyway…"
"So… Next segment?" Trent asked.
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"Total Drama Videos and Comments!" Trent and Lena said at the same time.
"I LOVE this segment! Except we didn't get any videos…" Lena exclaimed. "Anyways. Comments! Snowsky said… I love the first two episodes of TDWT!"
"tdirocks4life said… This story is awesome! I was stumbling across fanfiction and I found this! THIS is awesome," Trent read.
Lena grinned, "Why thank you! Downward Spiral 1 said… This is an awesome, entertaining, well written idea, Please Continue!" Lena finished, "…Thanks again! I love these comments!"
"1dvsbstsaid… I didn't like it much, especially that annoying hostess, who is an utterly obsessed Chris fan. Seriously, that guy is an asshole," Trent read. He looked up, his eyebrows raised.
Lena pouted, "Aww… Oh well! nikki-kun05 said… This is a pretty cute concept.," she said, "Thanks Nikki!"
"musicstar5 said… Great story so far! The idea is koool. TDWT looks like a great season, so yea," Trent read, "This fanfic's pretty popular," he commented. "Surprisingly," he added.
Lena gave him a quizzical look before continuing, "GoldiLocksHana said… I love Trent's line about "yes i do have something to say, but this is a family fiction so no"…"
Trent grinned, "Haha, thanks!"
"Well, that's it for comments and video responses….But mostly comments," Lena said. "Thanks for all the nice words, readers! And don't forget to send some in for next time!"
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"Total Drama Hammer of Truth! LOL JK, we aren't doing it anymore," Lena chuckled. "This segment is now, Total Drama Songs!"
"…What?" Eva raised her unibrow. Trent shrugged.
"Here, we talk about the song that was in the last episode," Trent explained. "I gotta say, Before We Die had some killer chords and music. Really nice."
"I loved the lyrics," Lena added. "It was nice getting to hear what the contestants wanted. Although most of the things they said were probably just so it would all rhyme…"
"Yeah… Anyways…" Trent finished awkwardly.
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"Total… Drama… Conflict!" Lena cheered.
"Before we start, let's look at what you guys had to say about Courtney vs. Gwen," Trent said. He punched a button and the poll result appeared on the giant screen.
Team Gwen: 36%
Team Courtney: 50%
Team Neither: 14%
"Figures," Trent shrugged, "I guess people like canon better nowadays."
"Totally Calm said… I chose neither. Why? Gwen is a boyfriend stealer you don't do that you can't break up with your boyfriend on live tv then try to get with someone that's not available. And Courtney is annoying she denies the love but we all know it she gets all mean one second then nice," Lena said.
She looked at Trent for his reaction, but the guy just shrugged, as if to say, I'm over her. Whatever.
"MichelleASykes said… Team Courtney! Gwen and Duncan are too alike, and Duncan soon will find out it isn't as fun being with Gwen than it is with Courtney. Courtney is a tough challenge, Gwen and Duncan might have their similarities but..it may get boring after awhile. It's said that differences attract," Trent said in a single breath.
"Whoa. That's pretty deep," Lena commented. "Islanda said… Team Gwen. Courtney bugs me like crazy!"
"But tdifreak55 said… TEAM GWEN ALL THE WAY she's nicer and her and
Duncan seem to like each other I see the way they look at each other."
"e-scopeisawsome said TEAM COURTNEY ALL THE WAY! I LUV DxC and hate dxg i mean seriously…"
"Can you guys just let me decide my own love life?" Duncan asked, irritated.
"Uh… Onto today's topic! Our conflict is…." Trent announced. "Which Total Drama Team is the best?"
"TEAM CHRIS IS REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY HOT!" Lena exclaimed. "…Uh, I think we all know why!"
"I think if Team Amazon can put aside its differences, then they're the best, for sure," Trent commented.
"Team Victory!" Geoff cheered. "That's Bridgette's team."
"Personally, I like Amazon," Duncan shrugged. "But Sierra creeps me out."
"Team CIRRRH is probably the best," Eva said. "They have the gorgeous evil guy, the crazy person, the fat guy, the sarcastic one and the lame ass. Their bases are covered."
"Team Victory's a really good team, though," Beth said, referring to her bestie, Lindsay.
"But Amazon's won all the challenges so far," Sadie pointed out. Katie agreed with her friend on this one.
"What do you think?" Lena asked, looking straight at the camera. "Which team's YOUR fave?"
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"Final Question!" Trent declared. "So, last time, we asked you- Alejandro or Sierra. Here's what you said!"
"Wait a second," Lena paused the show. She looked at the audience, "Please tell me I'm not the only one who realized that both Alejandro and Sierra are Hispanic... They aren't like a pathetic attempt to increase ethnical diversity on the show, are they?"
"Uh…" Trent started awkwardly. "Here's what you said!" he repeated, trying to ignore Lena. The poll result popped up on the screen.
Sierra: 67%
Alejandro: 33%
"Well, that's a shocker…" Lena said, dumfounded. "Doesn't everyone like Alejandro better?"
"Islanda said… Sierra is WAAAAAY better then Alejandro! Why? Sierra is more original. In my opinion, Justin and Alejandro are too similar. Both attractive, decieving and fairly evil? Eww to both of them! The shows needed a new original character. Thus, Sierra pwns. Alejandro," Trent said.
"musicstar5 agrees. They said… Sierra! Even though she freaks me out, and stalks basically everyone on the show, Alejandro is another Heather. Bleh," Lena read off the laptop.
"aceman88 said… I like Alejandro better, he's a jerk and I love it, he's hides it better than Heather and he actually tries and helps in the challenges unlike Justin," Trent read.
"DIGTRLC3 said… I like Sierra! And Alejandro! But mostly Sierra!"
"GoldiLocksHana said… Alejandro! Sierra's kinda annoying, and Alejandro is hot, funny and such a charmer," Trent read out awkwardly.
"Downward Spiral 1 said… I like Sierra, good comical relief with that one."
"Let's move onto today's final question," Trent looked at Lena. She clicked the mouse and the question popped up on the screen behind them. Lena read it aloud. "Who do you think Alejandro should end up with? I mean, he's charmed all the girls AND Tyler…"
"Personally, I think Heather. Plus, they'd make a super cute evil couple!" Lena gushed. "It'd be like that song, Evil Love, from Phineas and Ferb!"
"I'm thinking Bridgette," Eva said thoughtfully. "They were like at third base in the promos," she shrugged. Geoff fumed.
"I think he'll end up old and alone because once I get my hands on that girlfriend stealer, I'll –CENSORED- his –CENSORED- not to mention –CENSORED- to make sure he never –CENSORED- ever again!" Geoff yelled violently.
"Dude… Chill," Duncan scoffed. "I really don't care who the guy dates as long he stays away from Courtney," he paused. "And Gwen."
"You know, I think Lindsay and him would be really cute!" Beth exclaimed. "Lindsay's way too good for Tyler. And honestly, I'm not much of a Trindsay shipper, myself."
"…Trindsay?" Trent asked quizzically.
"Well, Heather and Alejandro would make THE best couple!" Sadie exclaimed. Lena nodded, as did Katie.
"I actually agree with you about that, Sadie," Katie said. She put her hand up and whispered to the audience, "We can never agree on couple, you know!" she whispered loudly.
"I can hear you, Katie," Sadie said flatly.
"Well," Justin said, eyeing his nails, "I think Tyler's got a thing for him, if you ask me."
"…Okay," Lena said slowly. She turned to the audience, "Who should Alejandro be with? Leave us a comment and let us know!"
"That's all the time we have for today, folks!" Trent said, standing up.
"Thanks for reading," Lena added, up as well.
"We'll see you next time!" they both said together, waving to the cameras and studio audience.
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So here's what I'll need for next time! (:
Dish-Out: What do you think about the dynamics of Team Amazon? Did they deserve to win all the challenges so far? What about the Gwen-Heather-Courtney issue? And Codierra?
Video messages: Same as last time. Send a description of your appearance and personality, along with the jist of your message!
Comments: Comments about the show, about my fic, about a character, about a plotline… It's really up to you. If there's something in your review that I like, I'll add it under the comments section!
Conflict: Team Amazon, Team Victory or Team CIRRRRH? Tell me one and tell me why! C:
Final Q: Who SHOULD Alejandro be with? And since he's underage, don't pair him up with an adult. Or animal. Like Sasquatchanakwa. That would be weird.
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Anyways, thanks for reading. You guys rock! And review, review, review! I LOVE reviews! :3 You don't have to include all of it, just whatever you want to!
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