Summary: Lois makes her entrance.
Disclaimer: I own nothing. This is fiction.

Drama Queen

Brt gasped as he got his first look at Joanna's new nursery. Oliver had outdone himself.

"Do you like it?"

The other guys had put a lot of thought into the room. There was a top line security system, created by Lex and Victor, Arthur had made a small aquariam on one wall. The water cast a ripple on the opposite wall, but it was very calming. Joanna would be fascinated by it. She was easily distracted. Clark had made a crib for Joanna. It was beechwood with Kryptonian symbols on it, as well as symbols for the other members of the team. These included arrows, fish, lightning and footballs. Martha and Chloe had made the room girly, something the boys overlooked. The walls were painted a light pink colour and teddy bear stencils in red ran around the border of the room. As for Oliver, well he oaid for everything.

"I love it. And so will Joanna."

"I hope so. We put a lot of effort into this."

"I know Oliver. I don't know how to thank you."

"You don't have to. Our main concern now is keeping you and Joanna safe. And getting you up to date contraceptive shots."

"You think Lionel will come after us again?"

"We do. That's why we have the security system."

"Some of my best work, if I do say so myself."

"Victor. Modesty is a word you don't know, isn't it?"

"Funny Robin Hood. Lois is here."

"Shit. We have a date."

Oliver ran downstairs. Victor wrapped an arm around Bart's shoulders.

"Don't worry man. You'll get him yet."

"Am I that obvious?"

"Yep. And none of us like Lois. Not even Martha. And she likes everyone."

"That's true. I pickpocketed her husband and she still took me in. Well, let's go meet Lois."

Lois glared at the people aorund her. God, Oliver was a billionaire, but he surrounded himself with such low class people. The only worthy person he knew was Lex Luthor. And Lex was married to a country bumpkin. And gave birth to his children. She looked at said bumpkin. Still wearing plaid and talking to that weird Arthur person. What was with that man and fishes? It was creepy. Victor wasn't here. That man was obsessed with computers. Also weird. Across from her sat the female country bumpkin. Chloe. With a baby. Lois hated children. All they did was cry and poop. She smiled as Oliver walked into the living room. Victor was behind him and behind Victor was another man. No, a boy. A pretty boy. He obviously had the carrier gene. If there was one thing Lois hated more than country folk, it was men with the carrier gene. They were freaks.

"That's ok. I'm sure it was important."

"I was showing Bart his room and the nursery."

"Bart?"

He pointed to the boy.

"That's what the building has been. It's finished now. Only took six months."

"Oh, finally."

Joanna reached for Bart.

"Mama."

Bart took his daughter from Chloe, aware of the tension between the young couple.

"Hey, JoJo. Why don't we go check out your new room? Ow, you'll have to let go of my hair first love."

At eleven months old, Joanna was enticed by hair. She'd brought the team closer, making into a family. Victor laughed and removed Bart's haor from Jonna's hand. He took the baby from her father's arms.

"Come on sweetheart. Let's go see your room. What is she doing to my ears?"

"Looks like she's chewing them."

Joanna was teething and to her, everything was a teething aid, even ears.

"Get her off! Get her off!!"

Bart took his daughter from Victor and Arthur handed him a napkin for his ear.

"Oliver, we'll be late. Let's go."

"Sure. Bye guys. I hope she likes the nursery Bart."

Bart waved at his friend. He could already tell. He wasn't going to like Lois.

A/N Done. R&R please. Nexy chapter, Lois tells Bart where he stands ad Jonathon gets a new ally.