I WIL SURVIIIIIIIVE

I WIL SURVIIIIIIIVE

Ren: okay peoples! I'm back and I'm gonna post my newest chapter for

Kuro Hebi, The next snake!

But I will be having some help, allow me to introduce

Tala- Quiet, smart, and sexy.

And Death- Violent, caring, and fun.

Tala: Hello...

Death: Hn…

Ren: Okay! Heres the deal people, during my last vote A won BUT I have made some changes to my story as of now.

There will be NO HAREM, this is now a KuroXHinaX?? Story. You will find out who the ?? is in about 5 / 6 chapters, although if you know my fetishes you'll probably figure out who it is ..

Anyways, TALA GO!

Tala: Ren-sama does not own Naruto, if she did Sasuke would be dead and Naruto would be a girl.

The sun slowly rose and its light leaked through the open window of a certain snake. Said snake was being held by a lavender haired maiden, her arms were wrapped tightly around the black haired snake and she was cooing softly into the snake's ear.

The lavender haired maiden then got up, hearing a knock at the door, and then slowly made her way to the door, opening it to reveal Kakashi Hatake, who was standing there staring at the maiden with a raised eye brow.

"Ah, Hinata-san, what're you doing at Naruto's place?" Kakashi asked, staring at the girl whose pajamas were hanging loosely on her body giving Kakashi a perverted idea of what happened.

Hinata yawned, and then smiled at Kakashi. "Just keeping him company Kakashi-sensei." Hinata said softly and Kakashi nodded, smiling under his mask.

"Alright well tell him that I found someone to train him for the next part of the exam, and that he's fighting Sasuke." Kakashi said, turning on his heel and walking away.

Hinata yawned and went back to Kuro who was lying on the couch fast asleep. Hinata giggled and poked Kuro's head. "Kuro-Chan it's time to wake up!" She said, but the snake girl just snored peacefully.

Hinata giggled again and slowly did a couple seals. "Suiton Suiryuudan no Jutsu (Water Dragon Jutsu) " She said and a small dragon came out of the sink in the kitten then flew over and splashed onto Kuro's face, who jumped up with a shriek. "It's time to wake up Kuro-Chan" Hinata giggled.

Kuro shivered and nodded. "H… Hai" she stuttered out shivering from the cold water.

"Kuro-Chan, Kakashi-sensei wanted me to tell you that he found someone to train you for the exam, and that your going to be fighting Sasuke." Hinata said to Kuro who nodded and got dressed in her normal orange jump suit. Kuro then transformed back into Naruto who smiled brightly at Hinata.

"Let's go Hinata-Chan!" Kuro/Naruto said and ran out the door quickly, Hinata following behind after changing back into her other cloths.

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Naruto rushes to the hospitals, pretty sure that that was where Kakashi was going to be. Sasuke was there after all, his curse seal apparently didn't seal as properly as Kuro's. Kuro smirked to herself in her mind, that foolish Kakashi didn't suspect Kyuubi's chakra blocking the sealing for the curse seal.

After arriving at the hospital, Naruto saw Kakashi standing at the front door, hearing Hinata come up from behind he smiled back at her for a second then turned toward Kakashi, his foxy grin threatening to go off his face.

"Sooo who'd you get to train me Kakashi-sensei!?" He asked hyperly.

Kakashi smiled under his mask and pointed next to him, Naruto and Hinata both looked there to see a tall man wearing glasses. "He will be training you."

Naruto stared at him for a second, watching the man push his glasses up. "AH!" He shouted out and pointed at the man. "YOU'RE THAT CLOSET PERVERT!"

Said closet pervert quickly covered Naruto's mouth and whispered "shut it boy! I am no pervert!" into Naruto's ear. While Kakashi and Hinata stared at them confused.

"Maaa…" Kakashi said, staring at them. "You two know each other?"

"NO!" Ebisu, the closet pervert shouted out. "I've never met the boy, but I will do all in my power to train him!" He said and smiled brightly.

"… Still a closet pervert." Naruto said behind his back and Hinata giggled lightly.

Ebisu growled and pointed at him. "SILENCE!" He shouted out and turned toward Kakashi. "I will train him to be the best! Now come my student!" he said and started to march off, Naruto grumbling and following him with Hinata close by.

Kakashi was about to walk away when he saw something that shocked him. On Naruto's neck was the curse seal… but his blocking seal wasn't covering it. Kakashi narrowed his eyes and walked away, he'd have to discuss this with the Hokage.

"Alright my student, I will be teaching you water walking." Ebisu said, having taken Naruto and Hinata to a hot spring. "And why is that girl following us everywhere?"

Naruto smiled. "First off Erosu…" Ebisu twitched and growled. "I already know water walking." Ebisu's eyes widened slightly and he nodded. "Second, this my girlfriend Hinata." He said and hugged Hinata who blushed shyly while Ebisu was staring at them with wide eyes.

'He has come far from when I saw him last with the honor- no… with Konohamaru.' Ebisu thought smiling to himself.

"Very well since you know water walking, is there anything you need help with…?" Ebisu asked and Naruto hmmed to himself.

"Well I do need-"Naruto was cut off as a perverted giggle came from behind a bush. Ebisu frowned.

"VILE PERVERT I WILL NOT ALLOW THESE THINGS TO BE TOLLERATED IN MY PRESSENCE!" He yelled and charged to the bush, only to be thrown back and knocked out by a giant frog that popped out.

Naruto and Hinata stared wide eyed at the frog which had a old man on top of it, said man had long spiked white hair and a headband on his forehead for "Sage".

"Quiet down." The man said. "Do you want to get me caught?" he asked the unconious man.

"HEY!" Naruto yelled out. "You just knocked out my sensei!" The white haired man turned toward him and inside Kuro's mind she gasped. It was Jiraiya the toad sage.

"Kid do you know who I am!?" He asked loudly.

"Ehhhh… No not really." Naruto said but then Hinata spoke up.

"You're Jiraiya-sama of the legendary three." She said softly and Jiraiya smiled down at her from his giant toad.

"That's right!" He did a little dance and twirled his head around, then stomped his foot and smiled at both of them. "I am Jiraiya! The one and only Toad Sage!" he cheered to himself, then looked at the two who were talking about Ramen.

Jiraiya's face faulted and he sighed, unsummoning his toad and starting to walk off.

"Hey!" Naruto yelled out and Jiraiya turned out. "You knocked out my sensei so you have to teach me and my girlfriend!" He said while Hinata blushed again behind him, where as she didn't mind being his girlfriend it was still embarrassing how he shouted it out to everyone.

"Why should I teach you!? There's nothing in it for me!" Jiraiya said smugly and crossed his arms.

Naruto hmmed, this guy was obviously a pervert and he was sure he could get his way easily. "Alright then… I'll show you what you'll get." Naruto said and preformed a seal.

"TRANSFORM!" He yelled at the top of his lungs and poofed into smoke. As the smoke cleared there was a 20 year old woman standing there. She had long black hair, large D-Cup breasts, slightly pale skin, soft seductive red lips and beautiful black eyes. She was wearing a loose kimono that showed her cleavage and the front was open slightly showing her soft legs.

"Jiraiya-sama…" The woman cooed while both Hinata blushed heavily and Jiraiya stared at the woman with wide eyes. "Don't stare… your embarrassing me…" The woman said shyly.

Jiraiya's eyes went wide and then he suddenly cheered and held up two signs, both having "10!" written on them. "YOU PASS!" He says with a large goofy smile while both Hinata and Kuro sweat dropped.

'Men…' They both thought and every man in Konoha sneezed.

"So you'll train us?" Kuro asked hopefully, forgetting what form she's in.

"Yes but on one condition!" He said grinning pervertedly.

"Condition…?" Kuro asked and the tip of her finger in her mouth and sucked seductively on it making Jiraiya drool. "What kind of condition?"

Jiraiya stared at her and smiled. "You have to stay in that form the whole time!" He said and she blinked.

"Okay" Jiraiya's jaw dropped, he was really gonna stay in that form!? Excellent! "Oh and Jiraiya-sama" Kuro smiled at him then got behind Hinata who eeped as her girlfriend wrapped her arms around her small waist. "Hinata-chan will transform too if you want." Jiraiya drooled and smiled.

"Alright if she does that I'll teach you both anything you want!" He said and drooled as Hinata transformed into a 20 year old version of herself. She was now wearing a lavender colored kimono with D-Cup breasts that were bigger then Kuro's and she had paler skin that went well with her lavender eyes. She was a bit shorter then Kuro but made up for it in the sheer beauty of the rest of her body.

Jiraiya drooled more staring at them both and smiled brightly. He couldn't ask for better students!

"So where to Jiraiya-sama?" Hinata asked softly, her lavender eyes staring at Jiraiya.

"Heh, this way my students!" He said and walked off to a large mountain, it having a pond near the top which is where they stopped. "Alright now what do you want me to teach you?" He asked them as they stood in front of them.

"Well…" Kuro smiled. "What is you most powerful Jutsu?" she asked softly.

"My most powerful Jutsu?" Jiraiya hmmed, "Well my most powerful one you can't use without being on the toad summoning scroll… but without summons I guess it'd be the Rasengan." He said

"Rasengan?" Kuro repeated. "What's that?" She asked and Jiraiya grinned.

"Let me show you." He said and turned toward a tree, and then slowly an orb of chakra began to form in his hand. Its sound sounded like a whirlpool sucking everything in, then he slammed it against the tree, leaving a spiral hole that took cut through almost half the tree.

Both girls stared wide eyed at what they just saw, that was indeed a powerful Jutsu to do that to a tree, they couldn't imagine what it'd do to a human body.

"Whoa…" Kuro said and Jiraiya grinned at her but his grin quickly turned to a frown. "Teach us that!" she said and Jiraiya sighed.

"No way kid, I'll teach you something else"

"But you said you'd teach us anything we wanted!" Kuro said angrily.

"Sorry Kid but there's no way I'm gonna teach you that Jutsu…" Jiraiya said and waved his hands defensively.

Kuro frowned, thinking of a plan. "What if… What if we did whatever you want us to do for the whole time your training us." She said and Hinata stared at her worriedly, while Jiraiya hmmed, and smiled.

"Alright I'll teach you the Rasengan if … you give me material for my book." He said as a perverted grin went on his face.

"Book?" Hinata asked.

Jiraiya smiled and took out the famous Itcha Itcha paradise book.

Both Hinata and Kuro blushed, they both have read the book and they had to admit, it was a good book.

"Okay…" Kuro said, still blushing. "What do you want us to do, Jiraiya-sama?" Jiraiya grinned from ear to ear.

"Have sex with each other." Both of them blushed heavily. "But make a story out of it."

They both nodded, they had to get stronger by any means possible.

--Lemon Scene—

First they both switched into two piece swim suits. Kuro had on a black silk top and black silk bottom while Hinata put on a large lavender top and a small lavender bottom.

They got into the small pond and smiled at each other. "Hatori-chan" Kuro said to Hinata. "Its so nice to be out here alone with you…" Hinata blushed shyly and smiled.

"Well my dear Talian, you are my best friend I couldn't ignore a request from you." This time it was Kuro's turn to blush.

"Hai, I'm happy we're friends Hatori-chan." Kuro said softly and hugged 'Hatori' who returned the hug.

"So what did you want to bring me up here for Talian-chan?" Hatori asked softly and smiled at her black haired friend.

"Well… All this time… Hatori… I've had this feeling…" She blushed and looked away.

"What kind of feeling" Hatori asked.

"a feeling of… love because…" Talian blushed and looked down again.

"Because…?" Hatori said softly holding her black haired friend.

"Because… I LOVE YOU HATORI-CHAN" Talian said loudly and jumped onto Hatori, kissing her deeply while Hatori blushed heavily but returned the kiss.

Slowly they broke the kiss and Talian blushed heavily. "I'm sorry that was stupid of me I shouldn't h...-"Talian was cut short as Hatori kissed her.

"I love you too Talian…" Talian blushed heavily and kisses her again, then she felt Hatori rubbing her left breast. Talian moaned onto her new lover's lips and slowly slid her hand down Hatori's bottom piece and rubbed the womanhood that was slowly getting wet against her hand.

Hatori moaned and ripped Talian's top and bottom piece off of her body and ran her hands across the soft mounds on Talian's chest, stopping briefly to squeeze the red flesh in the center which made Talian moan.

Hatori smiled, getting in control has she made Talian go onto her back, Hatori then practically rammed three fingers deep into the womb of her lover, rubbing around the sensitive area while the girl moaned loudly, echoing across the entire area.

"Hehe my poor little Talian…" Hatori said softly and licked the hard nipple of the girl's left boob making her moan.

"H… Hatori-chan!" Talian cried out. "I... I'm gonna…" She moaned and gushed her sweet juices all over Hatori's fingers.

Hatori giggled and pulled her fingers out, licking the juice off of her fingers seductively. "Mmm." She moaned and smiled then she sat on Talian's face. "Now start licking Talian Hehe I'm sure you want to." She said seeing Talian's bright blush under Hatori's butt.

Talian started to lick and suck on Hatori's soft womanhood while reaching up and rubbing her boobs with her hands and squeezing the soft flesh.

Hatori moaned and arched her back, feeling the wet tongue of her lover drill deeper into her womanhood. 'I'm close Talian!" she screamed in pleasure.

Talian nodded and then licked the G-spot inside of her lover making said girl scream Talian's name is pleasure and gush her juices onto Talian's tongue who greedily swallowed the sweet tasting juice.

Hatori climbed off of Talian and laid beside her new lover, hugging the black haired girl close to her body. They both then closed their eyes and fell into a deep sleep.

--End Lemon—

Jiraiya whistled watching them, he could feel his member throbbing and he smiled as they got up, put their kimono's back on, and walked over to them both panting heavily.

"So w… Will you teach us the Rasengan?" Hinata asked shyly and Jiraiya smiled.

"Yes, Let the training begin!" he said, hiding his notebook that had the entire scene written down.

-- END OF CHAPTER

Ren: hope you liked it .

Tala: Forgive Ren if the Lemon scene was bad, she isn't good at writing such things

Death: Hn

Ren: also the reason I put "Hatori" and "Talian" as their names during the scene is because it was a story, I figured it'd be like looking into what happens in Itcha Itcha paradise if I put in random names not just Kuro and Hinata. But anyways! Hope you liked it Next chapter coming soon!