Okie! We'll be taking a short break from our favorite snake lady! And no I don't mean Anko!

Today we'll be following the Akatsuki around! Mainly just a couple though

Pein and Konan won't be here, or we won't be watchin' them a lot that is. Anyways!

Lets go! Akatsuki Rawring Chapter Go!

Oh also someone mentioned how this looked like a dark fic and now it looks like a comedy.. Well. Naruto started out dark.. Then sorta became a comedy.. Then it went back to dark cept that since it was a "kids show" at the time the creator didn't really put any thing REALLY dark in it.. such as character death.. Important character death that is.. as far as I know the first person to die and they show it was Hayate or those kids in the forest.. then Chiyo, then a couple other people.. but none of them died a tragic dark death now did they!? No! So silence!!

I creep up from behind, touch your neck, move down your spine
You take a look and breathe so sharp
It's just a matter of time
Don't scream I ask of you, but then you let one out so now it's time to go
I come down on you like a ton of brick
All over so it's time to go

Hit the floor – Bullet for my Valentine

Kimi sighed as she sat outside the large candy store in the Hidden Lightning Village. She was slightly irked at Itachi's .. pock addiction. He loved the stuff more then he loved torture. She blushed at that thought, he was always torturing people, yet claimed that "the ones he tortured the most were the ones he cared about the most". So he obviously cared for her.. He tortured her every second he got. He also cared for his brother since every time his brother was mentioned he sent a hidden wave of chakra to his brother.

She had no idea what the chakra did though. She truly wondered what he did to his brother.

Back in the Leaf village, Uchiha Sasuke just fell of a tree due to being electricuted for the 50 time this week.

"DAMMIT ITACHI!"

Back in the Lightning Village Kimi's eyes bulged out as Itachi walked out dragging a wagon full of pocky boxes. The Weasel looked at her with the eyes of a happy child and a small smile on his face. "They were having a sale.."

Kimi face-palmed then sighed. But she smiled on the inside, because she knew why Itachi loved pocky. It was the one thing his dumb family never let him enjoy – and knowing him it was also probably why he killed them.

"Yes yes Itachi-san.." She muttered gently. "Now can we go? The Six tailed is supposed to be in this area and we must find him before the others find theirs."

"Oh.. Hn.. Very Well.." His wagon of pocky poofed into thin air and he walked off towards the target's location. She followed him calmly, her large sword dragging against the ground. Samehade was her beloved sword. She got it from her brother, Kisame, who left with his friend Zabuza when she was little. Though she her he had left Zabuza awhile ago and went to do missions in the Waterfall village since he heard it was doing badly. Their mother was born in the Waterfall village, their father was born in Mist.

As Kimi was lost in thought she failed to see the large building in front of her until she rammed right into it. "Itie.." she muttered softly then moved back and looked around for Itachi. He wasn't there. "Itachi-san..?" No response.

Sighing she moved towards the target's location. Her chakra flared out, sensing for Itachi even though she knew it was hopeless. He was a master at hiding his chakra. Thats what made his clones so deadly, it was near impossible to tell if it was a clone or not unless you had a Sharingan or Byakugan.

She felt a cold air run down the back of her shirt and slither down her spine, causing her to shiver instantly. She hated the cold.. Unless it was cold water. Itachi knew this.. He tortured her constantly with this! Gah! She hated him some times.

The air returned and she shivered more. "Itachi-san.. Please stop.." She asked gently and nearly jumped out of her skin when a hand came down on her shoulder.

"Your so easy to mess with, Kimi." Said the voice of her evil weasel partner. Kimi just grumbled and stomped off, miffed.

"Lets just get that stupid container!!"

Now there were somethings that really irritated a certain person. Mostly everything green. This person hated a more certain green then any other, and for a very good reason. But thats another tale, right now said person was strangling a certain green loving girl to death. "DIE YOU STUPID MONEY LOVING SON OF A BITCH" a shriek followed this scream and two girls ran down the halls of the Akatsuki base.

It was Hilda and Kuroko. The two "zombies" of the Akatsuki. Right now Kuroko was holding a cloak in her hand, a standard Akatsuki cloak, but for some reason she was also wearing one. Hilda, who was holding her large 3 bladed scythe in one hand, was following her wearing only a pair of white cotton panties.

"DIE" Hilda screeched and hacked at the fleeing Kuroko. Said Money-loving girl ducked just in time and ran faster, throwing the cloak into a opened door as she passed it.

Hilda stopped then ran into the room, then quickly stopped as she noticed what room this was. It was Orochimaru's old room, it was dark.. spooky.. and smelled like a bitch! Though that wasn't the snake man's fault it was because the leader refused to go in there at all that it remained like this. She carefully walked in, being sure to move away from anything she thought was moving, and picked up her cloak. It was clean, thankfully, and she carefully made her way out again, putting her cloak on as she did.

Hilda sighed going back to her, and Kurokos', room. She made her way to the post beside the bed and took a box off of it, then she carefully took two small almost see-through lens' and put them in her eyes. Her eyes, being a deep purple, were also very sensitive so she got contacts for them. Though contacts were not made a lot, she got them from Orochimaru's old aid, Kabuto. He was a pretty good kid.

She finished buttoning up her cloak then she took a comb and brushed her short hair back until it was straight. It went to about her mid neck and was a dark gray. She looked in a mirror with her pale skin glowing from the light of the window in the room. Smiling to herself she did a pose, she was very impressed with her body. Specially considering she constantly cut herself, or was cut up by an enemy.

Masochist is what she was ( I think that's what its called, not sure!). She loved pain and pain loved her! Just like her Jashin-sama! She sat down on her bed then laid back, her eyes closing. Using a small shadow clone she made it tie her scythe up on the ceiling and tie a string to the door, making it so that when the door opens the scythe will fall down and stab anyone who enters the room.

She fell into her deep sleep state, dreaming of killing green things, but mainly killing the Money loving partner she had. Money! Bah! The worst of all green things!

And with that, Hilda fell asleep.

"Are we there yet?"

"No"

"How about now?"

"No"

"Now?"

"No"

"...How about now?"

"WE GET THERE WHEN WE GET THERE" Smack!

"Owww." Whined a mask wearing little boy. "That was mean Zetzu-san!"

"Silence boy" Spoke Zetzu's black half. "Don't be so mean to him, even if he deserves it." Said his white half. The black half's eye glared at the white half. "Shut up Zet." The white half, seeming to have a soft girly voice, spoke back "No I won't Zu."

Tobi, being ever so curious, asked a question. "Are we there yet?"

"GAAAH!"

Sasori sat down on a large rock. He was in his favorite spot, the forest. It was quiet and he didn't have to worry about those idiots bothering him. He could work peacefully on his puppets.

He was in his happy place, or at least he was, until a certain blond haired art loving bomb maker tackled him from behind. Said person was chuckling even after Sasori roughly shoved his partner off.

"Deidara.. I told you to stop that." Sasori said.

Deidara looked up at him with those big blue eyes, and Sasori quickly looked away. The puppy dog eyes.. He couldn't help but hate them..

"But Danna.." The Bomb artist said gently. "I was just playing.." Deidara then faked crying.

"Guh.." Sasori made the mistake of looking over. "Fine.. Just be quiet.. I'm almost done making my puppet." Deidara happily nodded.

Sasori went back to fixing his puppet. It was a perfect female puppet, its body was curved in an hour-glass figure and its skin felt like real skin from the touch, but it wasn't, it was pure wood. It wasn't very detailed at the moment due to him just starting awhile ago. He carefully carved and smoothed the chest area, making the female's chest into a C cup size.

Then he moved up to the face, carving eye holes and smoothing and scratching out a mouth that looked very much like a human mouth, just with no color. He carefully put in eyes, which were a deep blue color, then made the lips a bright red.

Smiling at his creation he added more details to the chest, carving and coloring nipples into it then he colored the rest of the body a smooth silky skin color. He then added the crotch area, adding pink lips to the female's pussy but not adding much more detail then that. He hadn't really seen one so he couldn't put much detail into it.

Deidara watched intently. The bomb artist's face was dark red. "Your so perverted Danna.."

Sasori glanced up to his partner and raised an eyebrow. "How so?"

Deidara looked at him like he was stupid. "Your making a female! And you even drew a pussy on her! Though.. Its not a very good one but still!" Deidara seemed very flustered and Sasori raised another eyebrow.

"And I'm supposed to think you've seen one?" He asked gently and Deidara got up and glared at him.

"How can't I see something I have!?" Deidara shrieked out and Sasori looked up at his partner in surprise.

"Your a girl?" He asked calmly, which made Deidara glare at him in pure hatred.

"Yes you idiot! If you weren't Danna I'd so blow you up right now!" She hmphed, "Its not my fault that these cloaks are so big that nothing shows!"

Sasori, not listening very much, was pondering and thinking. "Deidara I am sorry for not telling that you were a girl." Deidara looked at him in shock. He was saying he was sorry!? Very un-Danna.. He must be plotting something. "But if you would.. May I see your pussy? I need to know what one looks like so that I may continue making my puppet." His eyes calmly staring at her as if he didn't know the way it made Deidara feel to be asked that.

She blushed heavily but sighed. "You are my Danna.. So I guess.. But only this once!" She pulled her cloak off, showing her good figure. Sasori studied every inch of her body. She was only wearing a loose white shirt that clung to her large chest, they looked about D but probably a little smaller, and white cotton panties.

Deidara pulled her panties down then spread her legs open, showing her pussy which was shining from the light of the sun that reflected off the trees. Sasori stared at it intently and he was slightly wondering why it kept getting wetter as he stared. Deidara, he also noticed, was starting to breath a little heavier and her face was a bright red.

Shrugging to himself he carefully drew and carved exact details of the pussy onto his puppet. When he was done with the outside he looked up at Deidara calmly. "Spread it open please." She blushed but obeyed, spreading the lips of her pussy open with two fingers.

Sasori went up close and looked inside then nodded and went back to carving the inside of the pussy to his puppet. He then looked up at Deidara. "Thank you, you may put your clothes back on now Deidara." She nodded slowly, a small sadness in her eyes, before putting her panties back on and then throwing her cloak over her body.

Deidara blushed at him and then smiled "I'm going back to the base.. Bye Danna, See you later." She walked off quickly and Sasori watched after her.

His mouth went into a soft smile that some could call loving. He moved his hands to the breasts and used a small Jutsu he created to make the chest expand into the same size Deidara had. He then added more details to the face and used another Jutsu to create hair, which sprouted out of the head like grass until it formed the same shape of Deidara's. Then he expanded the eyes.

He put his creation up in front of him and smiled.

It was the most perfect puppet.

Modeled by the perfect partner Sasori could ever ask for.

With that, Sasori dressed the puppet and secretly stored her away in his closet of puppets. Each one being of Deidara.

Each one being a girl.

Sasori Smirked once more. He'd repay her for this.. Oh yes.. He silently made his way to her room and grinned seeing her asleep. His puppets could wait.. This little doll needed some help..

END :O Hehehehe hope you all liked this chapter! We'll be getting back to Kuro next chappy! Also I got a new web thing "Open Office" that they let you download on the fanfiction home page! But theres one sliiight problem.. I had to completely start my computer over cause it had so much crap on it and stuff and because of that I lost all chapters of Kuro, Kage, and any other story I had ;-; Blehgaramma! But anyways! Hope you enjoyed it!

Oh yeah one last part! This has nothing to do with Akatsuki though!

A hand slowly rose from under the ground, then gripped a large sword. A head soon followed it, then a body.. then legs. A low cough was heard and the owner of the cough gripped his sword more tightly. "I'm back.."

A short girl with long black hair stood beside him, a mask covering her face. She quickly hugged him and kissed his cheek. "I missed you.." She said gently, not caring for the dirt covering both of their bodies.

"Its alright.. I'm here now.. Lets repay our debt.."

"Yes.."

"Naruto Uzumaki.. Thank you."

Dundundun! Anyways! Real end now! Hehe It'll be obvious who this is :O anyways! Baibai!