Udina likes to talk.
Udina was invited to a lecture to be conducted by the Elcorian ambassadors.
He accepted.
Naturally, he was bored to death.
Anderson takes a break.
Anderson was so incensed by talking to Udina; he had to step outside for some fresh air.
Unfortunately, they were on the Normandy at the time.
AAAH! Vacuum sealed freshness.
Kaiden, you know.
Left on Virmire.
You know the rest.
Opold fences himself in.
Opold thought he could fence anything. But like any good fence he was forced to swallow the goods when he saw four C-Sec officers approaching.
Unfortunately the stolen goods were moisture activated flash bang grenades.
Wrex loves a fight.
Wrex was really enjoying the Varren pit fights when he lost his footing and fell into the pit.
Unfortunately he landed on his back and thrashed around like a turtle, unable to right itself.
He managed to strangle one Varren but another severed his carotid artery.
Liara skinny dips.
Liara was feeling rather blue, so decided on a naked swim.
Something grabbed her ankle.
She shat herself.
The water turned deep blue.
Unfortunately she couldn't see anything and head butted the diving board trying to get out.
She drowned.
Niftu Cal.
Niftu Cal, the self proclaimed Biotic God, really loved his new powers.
His favourite was barrier.
Nothing could penetrate it.
Nothing could get out either.
Unfortunately he farted, resulting in his asphyxiation.
Conrad.
Conrad Verneer loved nothing more than an autograph.
He asked Zaeed for his.
Unfortunately, Zaeed wasn't in a good mood.
He stabbed Conrad's hand with the pen.
Luckily the stab wound wasn't fatal.
The blood poisoning was.