Hey, Thanks for the favourites :) Please review?? Thanks as always don't own it but I do own Libby, Louise, Uma, Nickii and Frae (please don't hurt me...)

A/N Oh and It came to my attention that I didn't do much for Edwards reaction, so I've added a bit at the end, I've deleted the original chappie :)

Chapter one: Like a virgin.

"Bibby!" Frae whined.
"What?!" She growled narrowing her eyes at her friend.
"Why do we have to wear this?! It's like... like... like...all Goth"
"Frae. If you say 'like' one more time you will NOT be able to prank Edward with us!"
"Okay..." she pouted going to hide behind Louise, she grinned at Nickii who poked Uma who grinned, they shared a look and poked Louise who grinned (albeit a little spaced out and scary grin...) and they snuck up behind Libby.
"Don't. Even. Think. About. It." She growled as the four girls moved to pounce.
"What?How?No!But-" They complained
"Shut it!" She hissed pointing at the house they were planning to break into, "Now, remember they are vampires so they are probably going to hear us and/or smell us so we've enlisted help" she grinned excitedly, "Bibby..." Frae began "Are you sure you're not related to Malfoy? Oooh ooh could you get me his number? He is fiiiiiiine" Uma squealed her agreement, but pouted at Libby's answer.
"No and No!" She denied "and, Don't. Call. Me. Bibby!" she growled, punctuating each word with a sharp poke (they actually hurt) as she turned to fully attack Frae she was stopped by loud guffaws and giggles, she span to face her interruption with a murderous look in her eyes, stopping the laughter immediately the five figures warily moved out of the shadows slowly hands in the air.
"Urm, you guys" Nickii spoke softly "your Vampires and she's human?!"
"Yeah..." Emmett began "But she's scary!" He stage whispered hiding behind Rosalie. Rosalie sneered at the group of girls "Well what do you want?" Louise raised an eyebrow at answered
"Nothing apparently" giving her a pointed look "Hoe-salie" she added at the end smirking as Emmett struggled to hold Rosalie back. "I'm soooooooo sorry" Libby apologised as Frae and Nickii started rolling on the floor laughing at Rosalie snapping like a dog. Jacob, Jasper and James moved past the two vampires and made to introduce themselves.
At sight of Jasper, Frae jumped up and jumped him securing herself on his back. "Well hello there darlin' he drawled" as she began to re-hyperventilate squealing about cowboys and dreams coming true. "James," the tall figure introduced himself as he was tackled by an unusually hyper Libby locked around his lower leg. As Jacob edged to run away, Uma ran at him, pushed him to the ground and sat herseff on his toned chest, sighing contentedly. "Hey!" Nickii whined, "Where's Edward?" looking round hopefully "Or Carlisle?"
She was met by rounds of "Eww he's old"'s "We're here to prank him remember?" and a very unhelpful "He's in the closet!!" Shouted simultaneously by a giggling Frae and Emmett as Louise wondered aloud "Hey... is there a Fangtasia around here? Eric...." she trailed off with a glazed over smile.
"Okay, Okay!" Rosalie called "What's the plan? I need to get Eddy-boy back for using all of my lip gloss!" she finished with an evil glare, reminiscing.

Suddenly Nickii got a mischievous look in her eye as she quietly asked Rosalie "Hey, Rose... you don't like Bella do you?" She sneered Bella's name.
"No." Rosalie growled, her right eye twitching.
"Well, I have a lickle idea to get rid of her.... but I need your help" he smiled sadisticly, as Rosalie started them both off in a round of manic laughter, as the rest of the group backed away veerrryyy slooooowwwllly.

"Nicholas!" Uma warned (inside joke) looking at Nickii, "No eating Bella." Nickii frowned mouthing to Rosalie that they'd talk later, "Anyway," Nickii added looking at Frae, "It's not like you're not planning to top Alice off! And you Nessie and Victoria!" She ended looking pointedly at Uma and Libby who sported very guilty looks.

"Now then," Emmett boomed, "What's this prank?" Frae grinned at Emmett before stage whispering to the group; "Tonight we are gonna do two today!" She exclaimed looking very pleased with herself, producing a long piece of paper.

"Number one: Prance around the house singing Madonna's 'Like a virgin' at the top of your lungs every morning.

Number two: Especially when Bella's around to hear it."

Libby looked at the eager faces, I'm doing it aren't I?" she groaned, realisation seeping in.

"Okay" she breathed "what time is Bella over?" Jasper looked at his watch

"Right about.... NOW!" he cried.

"Here goes nothing..." she sighed "Oh and if I don't make it out alive... "JAMES I LUUUUURVE YOU!!" she sprinted off towards the Cullen's house leaving a very scared James frozen to the spot.

----------------------------------------------------Cullen's House---------------------------------------------------

Libby carefully snuck up behind Edward who was currently playing piano to a very bored looking Bella. Edward left the piano and went to stand up, Libby smirked it was time...

She stood looked straight at Edward and Bella, opened her mouth and sang:

"I made it through the wilderness, somehow I made it through
Didn't know how lost I was, until I found you

I was beat, incomplete,
I'd been had,
I was set in through

But you made me feel
Yeah, you made me feel
All shiny and new

Like a virgin, touched for the very first time
Like a virgin, when your heart beats next to mine

I made it through the wilderness,
Somehow I made it through
Didn't know how lost I was
Until I found you

Gonna give you all my love, yeah
My feeling's fading fast
Been saving it all for you
'Cause only love can last

You're so fine, and you're mind
You're strong, yeah, you make me a fool
Your love brought out, yeah
Your love brought out what was going cold

Like a virgin, touched for the very first time
Like a virgin, when your heart beats next to mine

Whoah, whoah

You're so fine, and you're mind
I'll be yours until the end of time
Because you make me feel,
Yeah, you make me feel I've got nothing to hide.

Like a virgin, touched for the very first time
Like a virgin, when your heart beats next to mine

Whoah, whoah

Like a virgin, feels so good inside
When you hug me, and your heart beats, and you love me.

Like a virgin, touched for the very first time
Like a virgin, when your heart beats next to mine

Whoah, whoah

Like a virgin,
Like a virgin"

As she sang she danced and pranced around, jumping and leaping. Spinning and... braek danced? Okay...

Edward and Bella gave her strange looks as they left for school, but she repeated the song, pointing at Edward whenever 'Virgin's were mentioned, and followed them to school, only stopping at as the lunch bell rang.

"Well..." She smirked at Edward "Bye!!" and she pranced off towards her friends still humming the tune, as Edward skipped. Yes, skipped. Singing "She's gone! She's gone! She. Is. GOOOONNNEEE!!" Forming a conga with a reluctant Bella, who eventually just rolled her eyes and participated with a familiar bored expression.

A/N I know its shite but please review hopefully they'll get better :)

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