Chapter 3- Eloping- Frae
Sorry this has taken so long, my Granddad had a nasty fall and ended up in hospital, my hamster Treacle died (RIP Baby girl) and I had an audition at a talent show- add that to revision and yeah well sorry :) Characters will be very OOC
I dedicate this to Libby for getting me to get off my ass and write it!- and bribery ;)
And.... Happy Birthday Nicholas!
For Saturday,, I will have a new chapter or story out especially
Disclaimer: Not mine,, but if it was it'd go something like this:....
Bella: I know what you are...
Edward: Say it.
Bella: …. No
Edward: Say it.
Bella: … Uhhhhh Nah.
Edward: SAY IT!
Bella: ….
Edward: Out loud.
Bella: Your... your... your... GAY! Bwahahahahaha (rolls around laughing)
Edward: What! Uh... did Jakey tell you? I didn't want you to find out like this...
Bella: Edward... I was, um, joking.... (backs away slowly)
Edward: ...what? (understanding dawns onto his face) Oh! Uh, yeah... me too... Ha-ha see? Ha ha (obviously fake laughter)
Bella: You and Jacob? Really? Well I'm going to... um wash my hair, yeah that's it wash my hair (turns and runs)
Edward: Damn! Stuff Jasper and Emmett knowing ALICE CANNOT KNOW! She's wanted a gay best friend for centuries!
Alice: Edward! Oh Edwarrrrrrrrrrrd! Eddie Boy! Shopping time!
Edward: Shit! How did she... bollocks damn future seeing psycho! (runs away!)
Alice: You can run, but I'll find you! (skips away happily)
MissCullen1903: LittlePsychicPixieBitch! How could you! (sobbing) HE. IS. NOT. COMING. OUT. OF. THE. CLOSET!
Me: Your right... (hug) he's out of the closet now! Bwahahaha!
James' Fangbanger: Awesome LittlePsychicPixieBitch! (high five)
MissCullen1903: *growl and storms off*
"My turn! My turn! My turn!" Frae squealed jumping up and down.
"Fine..." Libby sighed heavily, rolling her eyes at her over excited companions.
"What's next on the list?" Nickii questioned looking at Louise, who shrugged in response looking at Uma, who in turn faced Libby who looked very confused and looked back to Louise, "don't you have the list?"
"List...?" she asked before a look of understanding crossed her face as she pulled out a folded sheet of paper "The list!" she handed the paper to Frae, who turned her head to the left and right, then turning to look at Libby who rolled her eyes, turned the paper the right way round and handed it back to Frae.
"OH!" She squealed, "I get it..." Libby gave a sigh of relief that quickly turned to frustration as Frae then carried on to ask "Libby... what does elope mean?" Libby mumbled something along the lines of 'God help me!' before carefully explaining the meaning of 'elope'. "Oh...." she nodded her hair bounce as she started to jump around again, this time forcing Uma to join in.
"So..." Nickii whispered, "whats the plan?"
"Well..." Uma giggled "Frae's-going-to-phone-Aro-and-tell-him-that-Edward-wants-to-elope-with-him!" she gushed in one breath, Libby was rolling on the floor laughing with tears running down her face, Louise was looking scared at the scene of Libby laughing, Uma was discussing when to do it with Frae while Nickii stood there. Just stood there. Blinking quickly and swaying on her feet she let out a small whimper as she crashed unladylike to the floor. Libby laughing louder at this, Frae and Uma startled out of their gossiping, turned to see Louise pulling a shaking Nickii to her feet. "Uma..." Frae whispered worriedly, "she looks worse than when she had to have that injection yesterday..." she trailed of.
"No... Poor Edward" Nickii mumbled shaking all over. "Do we need to lock her inside for this one?" Libby enquired evilly. "NO!" The girls screamed at once. "Damn!" frowned Libby "Anyway!" she rubbed her hands together in a very villain-y pose and whispered "We need Carlisle..." Nickii's eyes lit up at the thought.
"Who's going to phone him?" Louise asked
"ME!" Nickii screamed pouncing on the phone typing in speed-dile at vampire speed,
"Erm, Nicholas..." Uma started worriedly backing away slowly, hiding behind her waist length ebony hair, "Why do you have Carlisle's number on speed-dile?" looking at her friend fearfully.
"Um, no reason!" She squeaked turning a rather bright shade of red,
"Nickii..." Louise asked a hint of warning in her voice "you haven't been phoning to listen to his voice again- have you?" she frowned
"No!" she replied quickly shaking her head so fast her short hair flew around her head, until she saw the look of doubt on Louise's face and her head-shaking slowed down until she pouted, "I only did that once!" Louise raised an eyebrow, "Okay twice." Another eyebrow was raised, "OKAY! I did it 6982 times! Sue me!" she yelled, folding her arms to go sulk in the corner. "Okay, I'll do it" Louise sighed holding her hand out for the phone.
She dialed the number and put it on loud speaker, motioning for her friends to remain silent.
( Louise Carlisle)
Ring Ring
"Hello?"
Ring Ring
"Helllloo?"
Ring Ring
"Emmett..." The voice on the other side of the phone warned "have you been watching Charlie the Unicorn again?"
"It's not Emmett."
"Hey! Who is this, I've told you STOP RINGING ME!" He growled
"Um, okay then, I was just going to tell you that we need you to make a house call, my uh Sister, yeah sister is sick..."
"Oh, sorry" he apologised sheepishly "whats the address?"
"Oh we um live at... the um Candy Mountain Manor..."
"Okey-dokey I'll be right over"
Beep Beep Beep- Your call has been disconnected- Beep Beep Beep
"Really?" Frae asked amazed "We live at Candy Mountain Manor?!" she squealed excitedly.
They were interupted by a knock at the door "Hello? It's Dr Cullen!" he called through the heavy oak door.
Libby quietly moved over to the fridge and pulled out a raw dripping leg of lamb, she motioned for Louise to open the door and hid the meat behind her back, Carlisle moved into the kitchen sniffing at Libby drooling like a dog.
"Sit." she commanded and he did,
"Shake hands" she told him and he shook and kissed each girls hand before returning to his place at Libby's feet.
"Now, What's Aro's mobile number?" she said sternly.
"07791234566" he told her eagerly,
"Good boy" she smiled patting him on the head and throwing the lamb out the kitchen window "Fetch!" she called "and don't come back unless we call you!" smiling she passed frae the phone and pressed the call button, "It's time" she grinned.
(Frae Aro)
"Hello?"
"Oh My Gosh, Aro Darling!" (lol) she gushed
"Do I um know you?" you could almost see the confusion etched into his perfect face,
"Aro! Never mind your games I have some news, brace yourself dear..."
"WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?" He squealed frustrated
"IT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER YOU DUNDERHEAD!"
"Dunderhead?"
"Shut the hell up! Anyway, Edward told Uma, who told Libby, who told Louise, who told Nickii, who fainted then told me that Edward wants to elope with you but didn't want to ask you in case you said no, so he wants you to meet him outside Bella's house if the answers yes!" she squealed in one breath.
"Edward... Me... Elope?" he whispered "OMFG! AM I DREAMING! I asked him years ago and he told me he was straight! I'm on my way! I can't thank you enough, toodles!" he squealed giggling like a school girl
"Did the leader of the Volturi really say toodles?" Uma gasped out between giggles.
"Well what are we waiting for lets see the show!" Louise yelled, racing for the door,
"Lets let Emmett know first, and the rest of them..."
20 minutes later out side Bella's house
"But, but I love you Edward!" Aro cried, dry sobs racking his torso.
"Um, I'm sorry Aro... but I'm straight... we can still be friends?"
"But you told Uma, who told Libby, who told Louise, who told Nickii, who fainted then told the person who told me that you want to elope with me but didn't want to ask me in case I said no, so you want me to meet you outside Bella's house if the answers yes! And here I am! The answers yes Eddie Yes! I will marry you!" he cried jumping Edward as Bella walked out the house to see what the commotion was
"Edward?" she called pain clear in her eyes and tears running down her face she slowly walked up to where he and Aro were in what looked like a romantic embrace. Aro climbed of him and met her, he smirked and snapped his fingers in a 'z' formation, and said (imagine him using the voice for 'yo mama jokes) He miiiiiiiine now honey! Ya' snooze Yo' lose!"
"Oh no you di'nt! Bella retorted moving her head from side to side " He's miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine!" she grabbed onto Edwards arm and puleld him to her side.
"He's miiiiine!" Aro screeched pulling him towrads himself
"No! He's miiiine!" Bella screamed yanking him back. This carried on for another twenty minutes before Jacob showed up.
He latched onto Edwards leg screaming "He's miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine beatches!" Aro and Bella stopped in shock looking from Edward to Jacob.
"HMPH!" Bella shrieked indignantly at the same time as Aro.
A/N I'm not sure how to do it from there... :/ ideas and suggestions would be fab guys :)
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