Chapter 4- Chapter 3 Edwards Reaction

Last time (in the Big Brother House)

"No! He's miiiine!" Bella screamed yanking him back. This carried on for another twenty minutes before Jacob showed up.

He latched onto Edwards leg screaming "He's miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine beatches!" Aro and Bella stopped in shock looking from Edward to Jacob.

"HMPH!" Bella shrieked indignantly at the same time as Aro.

And on with the story:

"Come on Aro!" Bella screeched folding her arms over her chest, tears running down her face, "Lets go get some ice-cream!" she finished as she dragged Aro towards her truck.

Edward just stood there doing a rather good fish impersonation, he threw a giggling Jacob off his leg, before turning towards the crowd of girls and his brothers. "What. The. Hell. Was. That?" He growled looking pointedly towards Emmett.

"Hey, hey, I had nothing to do with this one" he smirked slowly turning his head towards the group of teens who were backing away from the angry vampire slowwwwwly.

"I BAGSY HIDING IN LA PUSH!" screamed Frae sprinting a few feet before coming to a halt clutching her heart and panting heavily "Fuck it, let the blood sucker eat me" before collapsing in a heap on the road. The others unfroze from there fear stricken state Louise passed Frae wetting herself laughing until she tripped over her feet landing a few feet in front of Frae trying to calm herself down. Uma ran at Jacob before whispering something no-one else heard, but made Jacob blush bright red. Libby (in a very James Bond type way) crawled past the confused looking Edward and Vampires rolling around with laughter, humming the mission impossible theme tune with her hands pointing up in the classic gun pose before roly-poly-ing through the door of the Swans home locking the door behind her. Edward turned towards Nickii (Ah bet you forgot about her didn't you! Hahahaha) raising an eyebrow at her. She smirked at him, with a manic gleam in her eyes. She stalked towards him and purred "07123456249 call me" and with a suggestive wink walked away. As she moved towards her friends she tripped but caught herself, she looked back at the stunned Vampires and called out "I meant to do that!" and pulled her friends towards the house.

_____________________________Back at the house____________________________

(4 hours later)

"Not again!" Frae whined "we've watched Twilight twice already!" she pouted, crossing her arms.

"But, but Edward!" Nickii replied as if it were the most obvious thing in the world, well to her it probably was...

"Um guys...." Louise tried

"WHAT!" Frae and Nickii snapped together.

Louise let out a long sigh "Um where are Libby and Um-" she was cut off by Uma stumbling through the door, clothes dishevelled, hair a mess, make-up smudged "Well guys all I can say is 'I'm gonna sleep well tonight!" Louise rolled her eyes and Nickii pressed play on the DVD player again as Frae pulled Uma to the other side of the room before they started squealing at 100 words per minute in what can only be described as girl-speak. A few hours of discussing plans they all drifted off into a peaceful sleep full of pranks to play the next day.

"Uh... wheres Libby?" Uma asked no-one in particular, but her question went unanswered as every one slept... all but Nickii...

A/N Bwahahahahaha! This is for Bibby, she hasn't stopped nagging me about it all day!

My Biology exam is tomorrow morning! Wish me luck- I'll need it :/

I'll try and get another chapter out tomorrow- I have a few ideas already! :D

Oh and sorry it's so short :S