50 Ways To Annoy Edward Cullen

by FraeElford

Just what it says in the title, a chapter per way to annoy him : maybe more... ; It's a 'T' rating but there may be strong language later on but i dont think that needs a 'M' Rating, review me if you have a problem with that :

6. Let the squealing commence

NOT MINE!

Unless anyone's willing to sell it to me (that or HP) For a button and some fluff? No? Damn worth a try...

Chapter 6:

Heres Bibby!

-EP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

"Goooooooood Mornin' Sunshine!" Uma squealed jumping Libby's sleeping bag. Slowly Libby's head emerged from the confined space, her hair in disarray and still wearing the clothes she wore the day before- albeit kind of torn and muddled.

"What" Libby growled causing Uma to squeak and back towards the still sleeping form of Frae.
"NOT THE MUFFIN MAN?" Frae screamed as Uma launched herself at her, "Urm yeah... need sugar..." she said as she answered Libby and Uma's questioning looks- or glares if you look at Libby...

"!" Uma shrieked,
"?" Frae replied just as shriekedly (A/N I make up words- SUE ME!)

Whilst the conversation(?) was going on, Libby silently moved her sleeping bag towards where Louise was sleeping(?) in the coffin under Frae's desk. Nickii woken up by the insistent and repetitive squeals of 'What?' and 'Guess What!' quickly scuttled (lol) over to where her friends were giggling.

Frae, Uma and Nickii all looked at Libby then looked at each other, then at Libby again (you get the jist) and then squealed in perfect sync,

"OMFG! SHE HOPPED ON THE GOOD FOOT AND DID THE BAD THING!" They all screamed.

Libby turned to Louise with an eyebrow raised, "You let them watch Austin Powers?" she shook her head in disappointment and went to get some breakfast.

A Few Hours Later

"DING DONG!"

"Erm Uma... did some one just say ding dong while standing outside the front door?"

"I think so... " Uma replied looking around the room "But it might be Frae she's not here right now..." Louise nodded and went to answer the door.

"Hey." Draco Malfoy winked "I'm here for my date?" just at that moment Frae and Libby ran to the door,

Their eyes narrowed at each other and grabbed onto Draco...

A/N DUN DUN DUUNNNNNNNNNNN

Here we are! A nice new chapter to sink to teeth into! :)