10. Show him the twilight trailer. Ask him if he's thinks that he looks like a pedophile or if it's just you
15. Ask him why he likes watching Bella sleep. Call him a pervert.
After a loooooooooong discussion over who deserved Draco more Frae and Libby came to an agreement.
"I get him Mondays, Wednesdays, Fridays and we alternate Sundays?" Libby negotiated.
"Yep, so I get him Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays?" Frae agreed, "So thats sorted, starting next week? And you get the first Sunday okay?" Libby nodded and quickly slammed the door in Draco's face, with a quick 'See ya Monday!'
The group of friends moved to the living room and after a few minutes were complaining of boredom.
"Lets watch-" Nickii started, but was cut off by Libby growling "Don't. Even. Sya. It."
"Prank?" Louise offered, and to the simultaneous agreement scanned the list, I choose number... 10 and 15 could go along with it, Nickii call Edward and the Cullen's we're going over for a movie."
30 minutes later at the Cullen's
Everyone was settled down watching Twilight on the large sofa's. Bella had just worked out Edwards age,
"So Eddddddddward," Louise whispered
"What." He sighed,
"Is it just me, or do you look like a paedophile in this movie?"
Edwards jaw twitched but said nothing, Emmett. Jasper and Jacob on the other hand were laughing uncontrollably. Frae (sitting on Jasper's lap) Libby (James' lap) Uma (Jacob's lap) and Nickii (Edwards feet) all looked around confusedly until the peoples who laps they were occupying explained what had happened, causing the whole group to crack up. once the laughter had died down and everyone was watching the film Louise whispered again "Why do you like watching Bella sleep cough cough Pervert cough cough"
Edwards jaw twitched. Edawrds eye twitched. He stood up, drawing everyones attention to him and screamed. Yes Screamed.
"I AM NOT GAY. I AM NOT A PEADOPHILE. I AM NOT A PERVERT AND I AM NOT A VIRGIN! WHY WON'T YOU PEOPLE LEAVE ME ALONE!"
And with that ran away dry sobbing into his hanky.
"He did it. He finally cracked!" Emmett said disbelievingly.
"Guys... I was thinking maybe we should stop the pranks for a while..." Frae said quietly.
"Frae, I think thats the smartest thing I've ever heard you say." Nickii said wide eyed.
"Let's go home" Uma agreed.
"Wait a minute." Carlisle said "Where is Victoria, Alice and Bella? And who the Hell is that?" He yelled exasperated,
Everyone turned to see Damon Salvator in the doorway.
"Where is Katherine- er I mean Elena?" he growled and all eyes turned to Louise,
"What?" she scowled. "Fine! She's with Bella, Alice, Victoria and Sookie. And thats all I'm saying!"
"So they all married Aro?" Frae asked confused, Louise swore and Frae dodged many slaps to the head.
"But I don't wanna go all the way to Italy!" Jasper moaned "All Alice will want to do is shop! I hate shopping!"
"Well heres what we'll do, James and Jasper can move in with me Frae and Draco, Jacob can move in with Uma, Damon and Louise and then Nickii can move in here with Edward! Problem solved!" Libby grinned.
And they all lived Happily Ever After, (Well what other choice did they have?)
The End.