Ryoko – Welcome back Minna-san!

Rima – You've been using Microsoft Word for a while now… are you going to go back to Open Office? And you updated twice in a day, do you really love your readers that much?

Ryoko – NO! YES, I LOVE THEM VERY MUCH~!

Rima – Never ever, ever?

Ryoko – JUST READ THE STORY, RIRI HAS A MURDEROUS TABLET PEN YOU KNOW!

Rima – Tablet pens hurt?

Ryoko – Yes, if you're dumb enough to draw random scribbles on your hand for an hour straight…

Rima – And you did that?

Ryoko – Yes… oh, the song Rima sings, yes, I did write myself... I fail at song writing, I know…


"Rima-chan, do you feel you love my brother?" Nadeshiko asked smirking.

"Why are you smirking? I notice you blush when Kukai goes near you," Rima shot back.

"Darn it…" Nadeshiko muttered.

"Plan backfired!" a voice yelled.

Nadeshiko came running in and Rima stared at the two Nadeshikos before her. The Nadeshiko on the right started giggling, and the Nadeshiko on the left stared at its clone flabbergasted. Rima frowned.

"Okay," she started. "Which is the real Nadeshiko?"

"Me!" Nadeshiko and Nadeshiko replied simultaneously.

"Hey, Nagi, real men don't ditch me!" Rhythm called running into the room. "Hm..."

"Hey Rhythm, are you able to tell the difference between the two by just looking at them?" Rima asked.

"Yeah, that's too easy! THAT'S NAGI!" Rhythm said pointing to the Nadeshiko on the left

"Fujisaki Nagihooker..." Rima murmured a dark aura surrounding her.

"Hey, that's not my name! And I'm not a hooker! I'm a boy both ways!" Nagihiko yelled.

"Oh, so you were right!" Rima giggled giving Rhythm a high five.

"Curse you Rhythm, there's only one way to settle if I murder you or not…" Nagihiko said smirking at Rhythm.

"I'm so up for it! Let's go!" Rhythm smirked back.

Rhythm and Nagihiko dashed out the door and down the stairs glaring at each other like how Utau and Kukai glare at each other when going to a ramen eating competition. Rima rolled her eyes, and Nadeshiko sighed. The two heard a loud scream and dashed downstairs after the boys.

The girls were only quick enough to see Temari and Kusukusu walked through the door and they as well as their shopping bags flew up into the air. Rhythm swiftly caught Kusukusu in his arms bridal style, while Temari went flying on top of Nagihiko, and Nagihiko was lying flat on the ground motionless. As for the shopping bags, thankfully Rima and Nadeshiko caught them.

Rima smirked as her little sister's grasp around Rhythm's neck tightened in fear. Temari on the other hand, already got off of Nagihiko. Rima started to giggle so hard tears came out of her eyes, and Kusukusu looked at her big sister worriedly not noticing how tight she was holding onto Rhythm…

"Onee-chan?" Kusukusu asked.

"Yes Kusu-chan?" Rima asked smirking.

"What's wrong?" Kusukusu questioned.

"Ever noticed, how you're holding Rhythm so closely yet he isn't even caring…?" Rima asked whistling innocently.

"El thinks there is LOVE!" El yelled randomly through the mail crack thing in the door.

"WHAT THE HECK!?" everyone yelled, their attention drifting towards the door.

"Oh just open the door," El screamed frustrated.

"NO!" Nagihiko yelled.

"Kusu-chan," Rhythm said.

"Yeah?" Kusukusu asked.

"You're starting to get a little heavy…" Rhythm muttered.

"RHYTHM!" Temari yelled slapping Rhythm upside the head.


Rhythm and Nagihiko stood in front of each other in a face off. Yes, they were going to play basketball of all things, to solve this problem. Oh, and they just HAD to bring Kusukusu, Rima, Nadeshiko, Temari, and their mother with them. Their mother agreed to let them play only if they'd dance for the guests later, traditional Japanese dancing! The five females sat on the bench smiling.

"Go Rhythm!" they all screamed.

"Oh yeah, no cheers for me," Nagihiko muttered.

"Go Nagihiko!" Rima yelled her voice dripping with pure sarcasm.

"Oh Saaya-chan look, a basketball game!" Koneko yelled.

"SAAYA?!" everyone yelled.

Nagihiko, Rima, Rhythm, Kusukusu, Nadeshiko, Temari, and El – who had just arrived – froze. Nagihiko's mother on the other hand, was so clueless she asked her son, daughter, nephew and niece, who the heck this Saaya person was.

"Quick! Your disguises!" Rima yelled.

"WE DON'T HAVE ANY!" Nagihiko yelled at her.

"Well, sorry! It just seemed like the perfect moment to say that!" Rima complained.

Koneko and Saaya walked down and sat on the bench next to Rima. Rima twitched and Nagihiko chuckled, as he made the ball spin on his finger. Nagihiko then tossed the ball to Rhythm and smirked.

"Winner get's to boss Rima-chan around!" he called.

"Deal!" Rhythm smirked.

"GAME ON!" they both yelled simultaneously.

"Do you think they rehearsed saying all that?" Koneko asked.

"You idiot!" Rima yelled karate chopping Koneko's head.

After the chop, Koneko and Rima joined everyone else in watching the game. Rhythm got the ball off Nagihiko, and he back flipped into the air, and slam dunked the basketball in. Show off… Rima thought. Probably for Kusukusu… The game went on for about another half an hour, and then it concluded in Nagihiko winning 16 – 14.

"And I win, so I get to boss Rima-chan around!" Nagihiko laughed.

"THAT'S NOT FAIR!" Rima yelled frowning.


Nagihiko bossed Rima around for quite a while, and the Kusukusu totally pushed Rima to her death. No, Rima didn't die; Kusukusu just suggested the thing that Rima dreaded most. Dancing, and creating a song, all on her own. Nagihiko had agreed immediately wanting Rima to suffer. Rima was supposed to wear something that suited to song she made. This turned out to be punk Lolita…

Rima wore a black off the shoulder top, and gothic miniskirt. She had knee high black and white striped socks, and black Mary Janes – in which she hated so badly – as well as a temporary black streak in her hair. Rima had not agreed to do this, but Nadeshiko's maids did it anyways. Rima emotionlessly bounced onto the so-called stage in front of all of her friends, even Kukai came over. El's sisters and a few other people.

"That is so not fair,
I mean, check out this flair,
This cute little glare,
Not even you can compare!"
Rima sang glaring at Nagihiko.

"I'm like this awesome girl,
I'm like a little whore,
I'm nothing you have,
Ever seen before~!

My energy is at it's peak,
Now's the time for me,
To try something new,
And just do what I want,"
Nagihiko was utterly shocked of how Rima described herself.

"That is so not fair,
I mean check out this flair,
This cute little glare,
Not even you can compare!

I'm so unique,
Super sweet,
You think I'd cheat,
My life is so incomplete!

Others find your charm irresistible,
You're far more influential,
Irresistible, overwhelming,

Overpowering, and attractive,
Than you think,"
Rima giggled. Nagihiko furrowed his eyebrows. Now who is that girl talking about? He thought.

"A breeze blows through my hair,
Don't blame if I make you,
Cry and scream in despair,
'Cause if I do,
It probably means,
That we're through!

I'm like this awesome girl,
I'm like a little whore,
I'm nothing you have,
Ever seen before~!

Your fate is intertwined
Between my little fingers,
I could be a female dog,
Mess up your life,
Put you in a screen of fog,
But I won't, because,
It's shocking to say,

Tell me how to say,
Tell me how to express,
This feeling towards you!
Show me how to love;
I think I've fallen in love,

Yes, I might just have fallen in love,
Fallen in love,
With you… (with you...)"

The room burst into applause and Nagihiko just stood there, his mouth hanging open in shock. Rima turned back around, and started panting. Kusukusu giggled at her sister, and Rima gave her a glare. Rima tossed her hair after she caught her breath, and starting humming to quick tune of the pop song she just sang, and looked at everyone else.

"Any questions?" Rima asked. Almost everyone's hands shot up.

"Everyone asks at once," Rima smiled.

"Was that about Nagi?" everyone but Nagi chorused.


Ryoko – Oh my gosh, that song was hard to type…

Rima – How'd you get all the ideas…?

Ryoko – Even if I tell you, you'll never believe it…

Rima – What? Experience?

Ryoko – Nope… fortune cookies…

Riri-chan – DID SOMEONE SAY FORTUNE COOKIES? GIMME!