People who shouldn't be parents: Orihime's Opinion
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"That power of yours, I would much appreciate it if you used it for my sake," Aizen told Orihime as he finished showing her the Hougyoku. He smiled warmly at her, and turned to call Loly and Menoly back in escort her back to her cell when the door opened and Gin walked-in.
"Ah! Sorry Cap'n Aizen, didn' realise ya had company," said Gin, "It' Orihime-chan ain' it?" he asked of Orihime.
Orihime nodded, "You must be Ichimaru-san," she said.
"Now I do feel special," said Gin, "Ya heard about me."
Orihime nodded, shooting Gin a look of utter loathing, much like the ones Nanao always gave him - Gin noted, curious that. But Orihime's next words explained it all, "Rangiku-san told me about you."
"Aha! So that' why a look like ya want to flay me alive!" he said, utterly delighted, "Does that mean that Rangiku is sad about me leav'n? Is she upset? Does she cry?" Orihime glared at him, "She does!" exclaimed Gin. The next instance, Orihime found herself swept-up into Gin's arms as Gin started dancing around the room with her, "She still loves me!" he cried as he twirled around the room with Orihime, "Her heart is broken, she's still mine!"
"Don't be so happy about it!" cried Orihime with rare heat, trying to extract herself from Gin's grasp - but Gin just tightened his grip and continued dancing with her, "She sheds tears in her sleep and whispers your name! It's horrible! Toshiro-kun is so worried about her! As is Nanao-san and Hisagi-san and..."
Abruptly Gin pushed her away, "Is that scarred punk try'n the put the moves on my Rangiku?" he demanded, "Tell me the truth!"
Orihime blinked and then abruptly got really angry, "No! But we are all in agreement that he should! Hisagi-san will be so good for Rangiku-san," said Orihime, "He'll always treat her right and love her like she deserves to be loved. They would make such great parents too!" she said with a slightly dreamy expression.
"Well I think ya and Cap'n Aizen would make great parents," declared a livid Gin, "Maybe we should set ya up with Cap'n Aizen," taunted Gin.
"Please keep me out of this Gin," said Aizen in a long suffering tone. Aizen had settled himself in a chair that stood near-by and was watching the little drama unfold with some amusement.
Gin ignored Aizen, like Aizen knew he would, "What'cha say to that, Orihime-chan! How about ya and Cap'n Aizen get together and make cute little boys and pretty little girls."
"That doesn't even make sense!," Orihime protested, "Hisagi-san loves Rangiku-san and Rangiku-san cares about Hisagi-san a lot too. She can easily fall for him. If she would just get over you!" she said, glaring at Gin.
"Now ya sounding like Nanao!" said Gin with a pout, "She's always work'n ta break me and Rangiku up. But I'm happy ta say, in a 110 years she hasn' succeeded! An neither will ya!" Gin declared, "Rangiku will always be mine! Mine I tell ya! An' when this war is over, I'll marry 'er and then we'll have babies! An' I'm gonna make ya and Nanao babysit 'em, just ta rub in the fact that I won!"
Orihime started to reply but Aizen interjected, "Well at least you have abandoned the idea of getting me to babysit the children you have been threatening to have for... o the last 40 years."
"Nay, our kids will be on a rotating babysitting schedule! You'll be on Monday, Thursday and Sunday. Orihime-chan can be on Tuesday and Friday. So that'll leave Nanao with Wednesday and Saturday!" explained Gin.
"When exactly will you and Rangiku be taking care of your own children," wondered Aizen, "More importantly, why do I have to babysit for three days when Ise-kun and Orihime only have to babysit for two days. I thought you were punishing them!"
"Good point," said Gin, thinking hard on the topic, "I'll have ta re-draw the schedule! I'll be right back!" With that he rushed out of the room.
"Why is he taking this whole things so seriously!" wondered a distressed Orihime, "He's not really thinking of getting Rangiku-san pregnant is he? Rangiku-san would make a good mother if she was with someone like Hisagi-san. But she would make a terrible mother with someone like him!" said Orihime, "They are both so... so..."
"Unsuitable for parenting," Aizen completed the sentence for her, "I agree. Which is clearly why Gin has already planned to palm the actual "raising" part of having children on you, me and Ise-kun. Although I am pleased to see that you have resigned yourself to my victory. Afterall, if I wasn't victorious, Gin would be dead and the topic of him getting Matsumoto-kun pregnant wouldn't really come-up."
Orihime looked horrified but before she could say anything, Ulquiorra entered, "Forgive me the interruption, Aizen-sama, but I wanted to see if you were done with the girl."
"I am done," said Aizen, "But Gin might have a few words to say to her later regarding the babysitting schedule he has planned for her."
"Babysitting schedule?" wondered Ulquiorra, "I hope Ichimaru-sama is not planning on having a child. He would make a terrible father."
"I am glad we are all in agreement about that," replied Aizen with a smile.
Author's note: I wonder who would be a better father, Aizen or Gin... hmmm...