Ryoko – Ahem~! This starts right when Tsukasa makes the students practice the play and character selection, remember, this is the crack version of High School Musical, and there is some High School Musical bashing…

OH! Here's a survival guide!

Sharpie – Sharpay

Grabbier – Gabriella

Trump – Troy

Rhino - Ryan

Ms. Debut – Ms. Darbus

Rima and Nagihiko stood side by side as Tsukasa questioned the two. Rima narrowed her eyes strangely as Tsukasa asked Koneko a bunch of questions. Not to Rima surprise in any way, Koneko replied word for word what Rima had expected. Ranting on about Nagihiko, yes, Fujisaki Nagihiko… it had to be him. Too bad it wasn't anyone but him.

"How old are you?" Tsukasa asked.

"16…" Koneko replied.

"What role do you want?" Tsukasa smirked.

"Don't smirk, pedophile… I want to be Grabbier…" Koneko said.

"Who's Grabbier?"

"That girl with the curly-ish hair… that's in love with that sporty guy…?"

"OH! GABBY-CHAN, NEXT!"

"Yes?" Rima asked.

"Who do yoooooou wanna be?" Tsukasa smiled.

"Sharpie…" she replied.

"Who's Sharpie?"

"The marker…" Rima said waving a Sharpie Permanent Marker in the air.

"No, seriously,"

"I think she means Sharpay…" Fuyuki Kirishima cut in.

"No, I mean Sharpie…" Rima hissed.

"There is no character named Sharpie!" Kirishima replied.

"YES THERE IS!"

"NO THERE ISN'T"

"YES!"

"NO!"

"YES!"

"YES!"

"YES!"

"So I win!" Rima smirked triumphantly.

After about two hours of running around, painting sets, and warming vocal cords, and character selection, they finally settled on who would be who. Rima ended up being 'Sharpie', Nagihiko ended up being 'Trump', and Nadeshiko ended up being 'Sharpie's best friend Nana-chii!'. Temari on the other hand ended up being 'Grabbier' and Kusukusu as Taylor. Rhythm got to be 'Rhino'. Amu turned out to be 'Ms. Debut', Koneko was Mr. Bolton (A/n LOL!), and Saaya was Martha… Kukai was Zeke, and Utau was Ashley, and so on.

All the students were in front of the music teacher Mr. Sagashitekoe. He told Rima to sing a line of music, and the class gasped. Some girls started shrieking.

"Kanojo no koe wa kirei desu!" they squealed.

"Yes, that's why she won the audition," Haine-chan muttered from behind Rima.

"AAAAAAGH! STALKER!" she yelled.

"I am not!" Haine replied.

"ANYWAYS!" Tsukasa said clapping his arms – yes arms, not hands…

"Rehearsal time~!" Rima hissed in a mocking tone.

"THAT'S RIGHT~!" Tsukasa giggled.

"No, no, no!" Tsukasa yelled.

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO!" Koneko yelled.

"You're yelling at Trump-kun, you have to be more relish!" Tsukasa explained.

"Relish is a food…" Nagihiko stated.

"Yellish then,"

"Yellish isn't a word…" Nagihiko pointed out.

"SHUT UP AND PRACTICE!"

"Okay, what scene?" Rima asked.

"The scene where Sharpie and Rhino meet Grabbier and Taylor," Tsukasa replied. "Remember, Rhino is in love with Taylor,"

"Yay…!" Rhythm cheered.

"FUJISAKI RIZUMU!" Rima yelled.

"Sorry…" Rhythm replied.

"And…. Action…!"

Rima walked across the stage Rhythm beside her. Rima tossed her hair a gasped her eyes widening at the sight in front of her. The sight was, Temari and her sister, Kusukusu. Rhythm on the other who wasn't necessarily acting – more like instinctive actions – had a love struck expression on, and he was looking at Kusukusu who was wearing a white blouse – the top two buttons not buttoned up – and a navy blue plaid miniskirt, with loose socks and her golden hair in a side ponytail and side sweep bangs. Kusukusu 'accidently' dropped her books, and Rhythm immediately went to get them, his head colliding with Kusukusu's.

"Ah, gomenosai Ryan-kun," Kusukusu apologized bowing.

"It's okay," Rhythm said rubbing the back of his head.

"Rhino, let's go!" Rima yelled grabbing Rhythm by the ear and dragging him away.

"What was that all about?" Temari asked crossing her arms, and heading backstage aka the classroom.

"Ah! Gabriella-nee-chan," Kusukusu yelled running after her.

"PERFECT!" Tsukasa smiled. "Next scene, the in class one,"

"Hello, as you ALL know, I am Ms. Debut!" Amu said in her Noboku Saeki voice. Rima raised her hand. "Sharpie?"

"I just would like to say, and I think I'm speaking for the whole class, that you are a wonderful teacher, and we all love drama class!" Rima said.

"Sharpie!" Rhythm hissed.

"What?" she asked.

"I don't like her rules!" Rhythm frowned.

"Why? No calling your friends? Or no calling Taylor, perhaps?" Rima asked narrowing her eyes.

"NO!" Rhythm yelled flustered.

Kusukusu and Temari walked into the classroom and apologized for being late for class, and then came Amu's long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, LECTURE! Amu sighed and then dismissed the two to their seats.

PERFECT PERFECTION!" Tsukasa screamed. He suddenly grabbed something out of his pocket.

"What's that?" Koneko asked pointing at the white crumbly substance.

"Ahhh~!" Tsukasa grinned as he sniffed it.

"Perhaps it's Cocaine?" Nagihiko guessed.

"Crack," Tsukasa corrected.

"HOLY TSUKASA'S ON CRACK!" Rima yelled.

Ryoko – Yes, random… but now we know why he's so hyper! Right?

Rima – Yeah…

Rima & Ryoko & the quintuplets – PLEASE REVIEW!