*Evil laughter* Haha sorry if you don't like this chapter My friend (LightYouAPie) and I had to go find her a dress for graduation...so yeah we saw a camo one and she made a price and soap joke about it so thats how the dress came into play ... yeah sorry Roach.. Oh yeah and I wrote this out on my phone (I LOVE my new phone!) on a trip to the coast and then when I got home at like 1 in the morning so yeah...

None Of then have ever seen a man look like he was in so much pain. Let alone, their Sargent. They had seen him shot; beaten, nearly fall of a cliff, fall off a roof - and once very drunk( lets just blame Meat for this one). But never had the look been as bad as it was now on Roach's face.

"I wonder 'vat hes thinking about."

"I really doubt we want to know Nikolai, I really don't think so." Soap replied.

The three men locked eyes,were all filled with both wonder and fear of knowing, but they didn't have to say it: They wanted to know. But how? They didn't even know what they gave him. Nothing right now was clear. Why did Soap hit price? How were Roach and Ghost able to still be alive? And why did no one come after them yet? Did they figure soap and price dead too? Or was the army just regrouping and plotting revenge for the death of the General? And more importantly, why was there a dress in Makarov's closet? No one could tell any of this..

Roach looked around himself, for some light, until he found it off to his right. He began to walk forward - towards it, but when he saw a glint of blue he stopped in his tracks. It was the corner of a shiny blue dress peeking out from the around the hallway. It had been a while since the last time he had seen a woman, let alone one dressed up like how the bottom corner of the dress looked. Roach leaned forward to try and see and once he realized that he couldn't lean forward much more he took a few quiet steps forward. After about three steps, Roach saw a very muscular hairy leg pop out. Roach backed out of the hallway quickly and quietly. He had just made it to the dark room again when suddenly all of the lights in the massive room flicked on. He spun around in a circle looking for anyone else. He turned until he found a great stage where the lights began to dim and music began to play.

The red curtains around the stage slowly began to open as the person he saw in the dress earlier ran out on stage, but it wasn't just anyone.. It was his Captain... Captain John "Soap" MacTavish.. Roach jumped back onto a nearby chair, tripping over it and falling to the ground in panic. Soap began to come closer and Roach scooted back more and more constantly, hitting his head on tables and chairs. It was only then that he realized that he was also wearing a dress. It was a short Shiny deep blue dress. He screamed.

Soap was in the kitchen looking for food when he heard it. It was Roach. He had heard him scream many times before, while on the snowy Russian cliffs, and when his throat was almost sliced open by a militia man in South America's Favela... but this scream was worse then that.

Soap dropped the box of cereal he had found and rushed into the living room. He made it into the room the same time as Nikolai and Ghost – both coming down the stairs. The scream had even woken up Price.

"'Bout time the ol' fart woke up" thought soap. "What do you think made him scream?"

Everyone Shook their heads in response and all replied I don't know...

Roach heard many replies of I don't knows in the distance to his captain's question. Roach tried to get up but he kept slipping and tripping. He could now see that his captain was being joined by fellow task force members all of witch were also wearing dresses.

He then ran into a pair of long hairy legs.. Roach looked up into the eyes of Vladimir Makarov, the man he had been sent to kill.

"Why hello there little child" Makarov said.

Roach, not responding backed off as Vladimir was joined by someone who looked like they were trying to be Captain America in a red white and blue fluffy tutu-dress. Roach recognized this man, he had been the new recruit for the task force, but he had been killed in a Russian airport. His name was Allen - Joseph Allen. He barely even noticed Roach as he and Makarov began to do the Can-Can. Roach spun around quickly and looked for somewhere to get away for this.

"That's right you run away." He heard from Makarov in the distance.

"Captain! I need help holding him down" Yelled Ghost.

"Nikolai help him!" replied Soap from the kitchen wetting a rag for Roach's forehead that had broken out in a horrible sweat. Soap herd footsteps running and the floor boards creak as Nikolai rushed to help Ghost restrain Roach. Roach had been squirming and struggling just a short time after they heard him yell out in pain. He had been thrashing around so much Ghost had been worried about his wound opening again. Price of course was no help at all, most likely to pissed about being punched to offer any assistance to soap and the others.

Soap rushed to the room that Roach was in with the wet rag and placed it on roach's forehead and held it there, also holding his head down, as Roach let out another Scream.

As he was searching to get out Roach finally saw something more scaring then Soap and Makarov...Price. He screamed.

Price had to be the hairiest man Roach had ever seen, and in a short to-tight black dress it was even worse. Roach kicked himself off of the ground and started running from them all until he came across a solider and his Sargent. They were both sitting on chairs, both in dresses..

"Ramirez! Rub my feet! And while your at it get me some punch!" Barked the Sargent.

The Solider looked like he was in disbelief, He managed to stutter out "W-w-w-WHAT?" until the other gave him a no nonsense look. "Yes Sargent Foley" and the solider hung his head low and walked to a bowl of red punch.

"Oh Soapiness!" Roach heard called behind him, it was Price again. Roach turned and shivered at the look Price gave soap. He turned and screamed. Pulling on his short hair. That's when he saw him. It was General Shepard.

Roach suddenly Sat up, And Yelled "Noooooo!" Ghost, Soap and Nikolai pulled the panting man back down. Once Roach's head was back on the ground he met eyes with his captain. He panicked again and tried to struggle away again.

"Roach! Get a hold of yourself!" yelled Captain MacTavish "Whats wrong with you?"

He got no reply from Roach other then being starred at with large frightened blue eyes.

"Roach, I'll ask you again. Whats wrong?"

Roach took a second to catch his breath and stuttered out "D-d-d-dress, Captain, M-m-makarov. S-s-sorry."

Roach looked on the verge of a panic attack, and was. "It's okay now Roach it was a dream, your at the estate with Ghost, Nikolai and I. Oh and Price too" Said soap looking off to the corner in witch Price was sulking.

Roach jumped again and looked to Price, who thankfully was in his normal clothes. Price looked up at him nodded and looked down once again quietly.

Roach calmed down once he realized that everyone was in their normal clothes- with pants, except for once he saw MacTavish in a kilt or whatever for some weird Scottish holiday, but now he was in pants. That's all that mattered to Roach at the moment. "Pants" Roach mumbled dreamily as he reached out to Soap's pants and slowly began petting them.

"Huh? Uhh yeah Roach, pants." Replied Soap to Roach as he leaned over to ghost and Nikolai and whispered, "Go find out what was on that label, now."

Ghost and Nikolai both responded "Yes, Sir!" as They began to run up the stairs with the bottle of pills.

"Oh, Ghost?"

Ghost stopped and Soap motioned for him to come closer once he came close enough to whisper to him. Soap whispered, motioning to Price now, "If you want, with what those did to Roach it might make him a little friendlier."

Ghost laughed as he walked up the stairs, shaking his head. Roach looked up to Captain MacTavish with a smile.

"What? I wasn't Kiddin' about that roach." But Roach could see a smile spread across the mans face as they began to laugh, as Price glared at them once again.

HaHa Roach can never see a dress again. Poor him. maybe by reviewing it will make him feel better xD